SHARKS ON HOVERBOARDS
The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.
This is truly terrifying.
This is truly terrifying.
October 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
SHARKS ON HOVERBOARDS
The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.
This is truly terrifying.
This is truly terrifying.
October 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.
This is truly terrifying.
This is truly terrifying.
remember like 15 years ago when companies started selling "hoverboards" that were actually just regular electric scooters that caught on fire all the time? and every company started pushing "hoverboards" and they all sucked until they exploded and people stopped buying them? well a.i. is different.
April 12, 2024 at 6:30 PM
remember like 15 years ago when companies started selling "hoverboards" that were actually just regular electric scooters that caught on fire all the time? and every company started pushing "hoverboards" and they all sucked until they exploded and people stopped buying them? well a.i. is different.
current AI is AI the way current hoverboards are hoverboards
February 1, 2024 at 4:06 PM
current AI is AI the way current hoverboards are hoverboards
SHARKS ON HOVERBOARDS BETTER BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS
The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.
This is truly terrifying.
This is truly terrifying.
October 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
SHARKS ON HOVERBOARDS BETTER BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS
I don't want this future. I want the hoverboards I was promised.
SCOOP: The Independent is to launch an AI news service. Condensed version of its own stories, crunched down to bite size, but still with bylines.
The latest development in AI in newsrooms. The Independent have released details after an approach from the Guardian.
Full story soon.
The latest development in AI in newsrooms. The Independent have released details after an approach from the Guardian.
Full story soon.
March 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I don't want this future. I want the hoverboards I was promised.
And we didn't even get Mr. Fusion or hoverboards.
unfun fact: the sequel to Back to the Future is a speculative future documentary in which a deranged casino owner takes over America, turns it into a lawless dystopia, and forces everyone to live under his unhinged rule. So far, bang-on.
I’m going to a Back to the Future-themed trivia this week. If you haven’t seen it, it’s a heartwarming existential nightmare where a teen fights off his mom’s Oedipal advances in order to engineer his own birth.
March 19, 2025 at 6:45 AM
And we didn't even get Mr. Fusion or hoverboards.
the “AI” we got is like the “hoverboards” we got
September 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
the “AI” we got is like the “hoverboards” we got
Zurück in die Zukunft hat mir Hoverboards versprochen. Bekommen habe ich nen Kanzlerkandidat aus den 1950ern.
September 17, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Zurück in die Zukunft hat mir Hoverboards versprochen. Bekommen habe ich nen Kanzlerkandidat aus den 1950ern.
The future sucks. No flying cars, no self drying clothes and no hoverboards. Instead we’re debating pasteurizing milk, polio vaccines and innocent until proven guilty.
April 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The future sucks. No flying cars, no self drying clothes and no hoverboards. Instead we’re debating pasteurizing milk, polio vaccines and innocent until proven guilty.
“No hoverboards or wings needed for this man!”
January 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“No hoverboards or wings needed for this man!”
sick of genAI!!! I want hoverboards and flying cars!!!
February 17, 2024 at 1:48 PM
sick of genAI!!! I want hoverboards and flying cars!!!
10 years later, "hoverboards" are nowhere to be found
January 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
10 years later, "hoverboards" are nowhere to be found
The future was supposed to be hoverboards, flying cars and nobody having to work.
Instead it will be crippling poverty and sickening fascism.
Instead it will be crippling poverty and sickening fascism.
May 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
The future was supposed to be hoverboards, flying cars and nobody having to work.
Instead it will be crippling poverty and sickening fascism.
Instead it will be crippling poverty and sickening fascism.
June 8, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I’ma keep saying it:
Racism is why we don’t have flying cars & hoverboards.
Racism is why we don’t have flying cars & hoverboards.
September 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I’ma keep saying it:
Racism is why we don’t have flying cars & hoverboards.
Racism is why we don’t have flying cars & hoverboards.
they just went by many of them shirtless. all 6 were on hoverboards
July 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
they just went by many of them shirtless. all 6 were on hoverboards
I was told there would be hoverboards and flying cars, but the actual future fucking sucks
404 Media has obtained a copy of ‘Haotian AI’, a popular piece of realtime deepfake software marketed to scammers. It can turn a fraudster's face into anyone else's on WhatsApp, Zoom, and Teams.
‘HELLO BOSS’: Inside the Chinese Realtime Deepfake Software Powering Scams Around the World
404 Media has obtained a copy of ‘Haotian AI’, a popular piece of realtime deepfake software marketed to scammers. It can turn a fraudster's face into anyone else's on WhatsApp, Zoom, and Teams.
www.404media.co
May 7, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I was told there would be hoverboards and flying cars, but the actual future fucking sucks
Russians have started piecing together budget kamikaze drones from hoverboards, fastening them with metal frames and arming them with mines.
May 2, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Russians have started piecing together budget kamikaze drones from hoverboards, fastening them with metal frames and arming them with mines.
Sonic The Hedgehog x Crash Bandicoot commission for @mkillaln9.bsky.social!
#SonicRacingCrossWorlds #SonicTheHedgehog #CrashBandicoot
#SonicRacingCrossWorlds #SonicTheHedgehog #CrashBandicoot
October 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sonic The Hedgehog x Crash Bandicoot commission for @mkillaln9.bsky.social!
#SonicRacingCrossWorlds #SonicTheHedgehog #CrashBandicoot
#SonicRacingCrossWorlds #SonicTheHedgehog #CrashBandicoot
to be clear, current ai is to artificial intelligence like current hoverboards are to hoverboards
May 20, 2024 at 12:07 AM
to be clear, current ai is to artificial intelligence like current hoverboards are to hoverboards
We coulda had hoverboards
June 4, 2026 at 4:47 PM
We coulda had hoverboards
i totally get it. i wouldnt wanna be the guy that has to explain why 2025 still has 40s racism but not hoverboards
‘Back to the Future’ writer Bob Gale says they’ll never make a fourth film
“People always say, ‘When are you guys going to do a Back to the Future 4?’ And we say, ‘Fuck you’ … And you can quote me on this”
“People always say, ‘When are you guys going to do a Back to the Future 4?’ And we say, ‘Fuck you’ … And you can quote me on this”
February 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
i totally get it. i wouldnt wanna be the guy that has to explain why 2025 still has 40s racism but not hoverboards
Les promesses du futur:
1985: bientôt, des hoverboards et des voitures volantes !
2025: bientôt, les cadavres de vos proches seront transformés en marionnettes numériques qui feront semblant de vous aimer.
(Et des téléphones transparents)
1985: bientôt, des hoverboards et des voitures volantes !
2025: bientôt, les cadavres de vos proches seront transformés en marionnettes numériques qui feront semblant de vous aimer.
(Et des téléphones transparents)
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Les promesses du futur:
1985: bientôt, des hoverboards et des voitures volantes !
2025: bientôt, les cadavres de vos proches seront transformés en marionnettes numériques qui feront semblant de vous aimer.
(Et des téléphones transparents)
1985: bientôt, des hoverboards et des voitures volantes !
2025: bientôt, les cadavres de vos proches seront transformés en marionnettes numériques qui feront semblant de vous aimer.
(Et des téléphones transparents)