Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it
March 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it
I let my vile humors take the wheel
May 20, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I let my vile humors take the wheel
just say our four humors are unbalanced this is taking forever
The latest pick for Surgeon General seems to echo the New Thought movement. 🗃️
“Perhaps the body is simply the material ‘radio receiver’ through which we can ‘tune in’ to the divine."
“Humans are out of alignment with the Earth and depleting its life force."
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
“Perhaps the body is simply the material ‘radio receiver’ through which we can ‘tune in’ to the divine."
“Humans are out of alignment with the Earth and depleting its life force."
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Trump’s new surgeon general pick wants to “raise the vibration of humanity”
“The future of medicine will be about light," said Casey Means. "I don’t exactly know how.”
www.motherjones.com
May 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
just say our four humors are unbalanced this is taking forever
character sheet humors appearance test
June 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
character sheet humors appearance test
Don’t worry, RFK is using leeches to balance his humors
August 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Don’t worry, RFK is using leeches to balance his humors
Can’t wait to bring back the four humors.
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. apparently embraces the outdated "miasma theory" of disease instead of the widely accept "germ theory" of disease, which may help explain some of the actions he's been taking.
Ancient miasma theory may help explain Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s vaccine moves
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. apparently embraces the outdated "miasma theory" of disease instead of the widely accept "germ theory" of disease, which may help explain some of the actions he's been taking.
n.pr
June 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Can’t wait to bring back the four humors.
anything to keep the humors in check and keep kids from jacking off
October 6, 2026 at 2:02 AM
anything to keep the humors in check and keep kids from jacking off
Read at least one short horror story a night. It's good for the humors.
February 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Read at least one short horror story a night. It's good for the humors.
Mario Barth ist der Golf Diesel des Humors, Dieter Nuhr der Kübelwagen.
May 19, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Mario Barth ist der Golf Diesel des Humors, Dieter Nuhr der Kübelwagen.
My man looks like his humors are out of balance
July 22, 2026 at 5:49 PM
My man looks like his humors are out of balance
I'm all for bleeding RFK, Jr to get rid of the evil humors, as the founder's originally intended.
February 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I'm all for bleeding RFK, Jr to get rid of the evil humors, as the founder's originally intended.
LEAVITT: PRESIDENT TRUMP'S HUMORS 'INCREDIBLY' BALANCED
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
LEAVITT: PRESIDENT TRUMP'S HUMORS 'INCREDIBLY' BALANCED
There are legitimate issues with the pharmaceutical industry and how it's regulated; the wellness industry is even more predatory, like it's not even close. Woo woo bullshit on par with leeches and humors
May 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
There are legitimate issues with the pharmaceutical industry and how it's regulated; the wellness industry is even more predatory, like it's not even close. Woo woo bullshit on par with leeches and humors
ngl sounds exactly like what someone with unbalanced humors would say
December 15, 2024 at 8:07 PM
ngl sounds exactly like what someone with unbalanced humors would say
they’re balancing humors on X, the everything app
People on the other website are trying to bait me into debating germ theory, if you’re wondering how things are over there
November 23, 2024 at 10:25 PM
they’re balancing humors on X, the everything app
They literally refuse to accept the results of any election they don’t win. Even in an election cycle like this, still they find a way to frame themselves as victims. And Elon humors them.
November 17, 2024 at 2:11 AM
They literally refuse to accept the results of any election they don’t win. Even in an election cycle like this, still they find a way to frame themselves as victims. And Elon humors them.
People shit on the 4 humors theory because they get the humors wrong but it's actually true. The modern 4 humors are:
-Weed
-Caffeine
-Jerking off
-Cheese
-Weed
-Caffeine
-Jerking off
-Cheese
March 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
People shit on the 4 humors theory because they get the humors wrong but it's actually true. The modern 4 humors are:
-Weed
-Caffeine
-Jerking off
-Cheese
-Weed
-Caffeine
-Jerking off
-Cheese
Thanks goodness they have RFK Jr. on hand to monitor any potential imbalance in his bodily humors
September 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Thanks goodness they have RFK Jr. on hand to monitor any potential imbalance in his bodily humors
RFK, Jr. demanding to be allowed to see Kristi Noem in the ER so he can check her humors.
June 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
RFK, Jr. demanding to be allowed to see Kristi Noem in the ER so he can check her humors.
they should bring back blood letting my humors need balanced
January 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
they should bring back blood letting my humors need balanced
my humors are perfectly balanced
October 23, 2024 at 5:21 PM
my humors are perfectly balanced
all of my haters have humors that are unbalanced as fuck
May 13, 2024 at 10:54 PM
all of my haters have humors that are unbalanced as fuck
Add in gut biome and there are the four humors of modern woo.
February 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Add in gut biome and there are the four humors of modern woo.
Once I balance my humors, it’s over for y’all
May 22, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Once I balance my humors, it’s over for y’all