every time i end up on the baldr wikipedia article i can't help but laugh at "the gods were indulging in their new pastime of hurling objects at baldr" lmfaooo
November 3, 2026 at 1:25 AM
every time i end up on the baldr wikipedia article i can't help but laugh at "the gods were indulging in their new pastime of hurling objects at baldr" lmfaooo
A few GOP campaign managers are probably considering hurling themselves into the sea right now, and honestly that might be the first good idea they've had all year
November 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
A few GOP campaign managers are probably considering hurling themselves into the sea right now, and honestly that might be the first good idea they've had all year
hurling this out the window, thx tho
November 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
hurling this out the window, thx tho
Hahahahahahaha getting mad and hurling slurs because someone did the "wrong" ship? Twitter's literally just old Tumblr now.
November 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Hahahahahahaha getting mad and hurling slurs because someone did the "wrong" ship? Twitter's literally just old Tumblr now.
Ideally, the commercials would end with the abuela taking off her chancla, saying, "The next time I see her, she gets this!" and hurling it sidearm right at the camera. Boom!
November 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Ideally, the commercials would end with the abuela taking off her chancla, saying, "The next time I see her, she gets this!" and hurling it sidearm right at the camera. Boom!
Or hurling bear traps across the aisle. I'm not too too picky.
The only way I want Dems to “reach across the aisle” is to hand out subpoenas
November 4, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Or hurling bear traps across the aisle. I'm not too too picky.
BREAKING: Trump has no public appearances after the GOP got wiped out in the midterms.
He’ll be busy hurling ketchup at the walls, sobbing into a big orange pillow, and taking a long, emotional dump on his gold toilet. Thoughts and prayers.
He’ll be busy hurling ketchup at the walls, sobbing into a big orange pillow, and taking a long, emotional dump on his gold toilet. Thoughts and prayers.
November 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
BREAKING: Trump has no public appearances after the GOP got wiped out in the midterms.
He’ll be busy hurling ketchup at the walls, sobbing into a big orange pillow, and taking a long, emotional dump on his gold toilet. Thoughts and prayers.
He’ll be busy hurling ketchup at the walls, sobbing into a big orange pillow, and taking a long, emotional dump on his gold toilet. Thoughts and prayers.
We are like 16 hours away from someone straight up hurling a whisky bottle at a Republican rally. Whether from an audience member or a candidate I think you can bet on online
November 3, 2026 at 1:56 AM
We are like 16 hours away from someone straight up hurling a whisky bottle at a Republican rally. Whether from an audience member or a candidate I think you can bet on online
PTSD caused by people ruthlessly hurling their faces against his fist!
November 4, 2026 at 9:37 PM
PTSD caused by people ruthlessly hurling their faces against his fist!
what, by hurling his full Depends at the enemy?
November 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
what, by hurling his full Depends at the enemy?
Hurling Frootmig, it is said, founded the Guide, established its fundamental principles of honesty and idealism, and went bust.
November 1, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Hurling Frootmig, it is said, founded the Guide, established its fundamental principles of honesty and idealism, and went bust.
or hurling himself into the nearest volcano
November 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
or hurling himself into the nearest volcano
u turned it into a hurling iron
October 30, 2026 at 5:20 PM
u turned it into a hurling iron
Hurling hamberders at the walls can be stressful.
November 4, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Hurling hamberders at the walls can be stressful.
Alarming number of Dems seem to default to "Look, we put the fire out, and it's not like the *entire* house burned down, so it would be churlish to call the police on our neighbour, the one hurling flaming bottles of gasoline at us right now while screaming "I'M AN ARSONSIST AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!!""
I am so fucking tired of "seeking justice" being framed as "getting even." Arresting and/or impeaching people who are legitimately guilty of actual crimes is not revenge. It is justice. Innocent people should be released from detention and guilty people should be in prison. Again, that is JUSTICE.
November 4, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Alarming number of Dems seem to default to "Look, we put the fire out, and it's not like the *entire* house burned down, so it would be churlish to call the police on our neighbour, the one hurling flaming bottles of gasoline at us right now while screaming "I'M AN ARSONSIST AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!!""
(I feel all adaptations of THE FAMILY OF THE VOURDALAK by the Other Tolstoy make a grave error in omitting the lacrosse baby vampire hurling.)
October 31, 2026 at 3:50 AM
(I feel all adaptations of THE FAMILY OF THE VOURDALAK by the Other Tolstoy make a grave error in omitting the lacrosse baby vampire hurling.)
Hurling like Dennis Quaid in the rain
November 3, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Hurling like Dennis Quaid in the rain
The gods are hurling disks again
November 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The gods are hurling disks again
Can I be a vestal maiden or something, I could dance around hurling handfuls of peanuts at the faithful
November 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Can I be a vestal maiden or something, I could dance around hurling handfuls of peanuts at the faithful
Trump will be hurling tons of ketchup against the wall tonight.
November 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Trump will be hurling tons of ketchup against the wall tonight.
Now we’re getting somewhere.
What about the upright pump top tubes? That’s gotta be hurling.
What about the upright pump top tubes? That’s gotta be hurling.
November 2, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Now we’re getting somewhere.
What about the upright pump top tubes? That’s gotta be hurling.
What about the upright pump top tubes? That’s gotta be hurling.
😭
Start hurling it back like a catapult from inside the fortress?
Start hurling it back like a catapult from inside the fortress?
November 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
😭
Start hurling it back like a catapult from inside the fortress?
Start hurling it back like a catapult from inside the fortress?
Rob Potylo, a 44-year-old comedian & musician known online as “Robby Roadsteamer,” was dragged out of Trump’s midterm rally at the Shoemaker Center on Ohio University’s Chillicothe campus Wednesday night after singing his song “The Epstein Plane” and hurling insults at the president.
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October 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Rob Potylo, a 44-year-old comedian & musician known online as “Robby Roadsteamer,” was dragged out of Trump’s midterm rally at the Shoemaker Center on Ohio University’s Chillicothe campus Wednesday night after singing his song “The Epstein Plane” and hurling insults at the president.
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