goose after listening to me ramble about hypervisors
December 3, 2024 at 7:13 AM
goose after listening to me ramble about hypervisors
Microsoft has uncovered a vulnerability in ESXi hypervisors, identified as CVE-2024-37085, being exploited by threat actors to obtain full administrative permissions on domain-joined ESXi hypervisors and encrypt critical servers in ransomware attacks.
www.microsoft.com/en-us/securi...
www.microsoft.com/en-us/securi...
July 29, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Microsoft has uncovered a vulnerability in ESXi hypervisors, identified as CVE-2024-37085, being exploited by threat actors to obtain full administrative permissions on domain-joined ESXi hypervisors and encrypt critical servers in ransomware attacks.
www.microsoft.com/en-us/securi...
www.microsoft.com/en-us/securi...
we can actually contain them. existing hypervisors may not be there yet, but like, proofs are fucking possible. how do people forget that LLMs can prove things. they do it all the time. we can prove hypervisors just as much as any other math!
EVERYONE STOP THE FUCKING DOOM
security is possible
EVERYONE STOP THE FUCKING DOOM
security is possible
idk why I should bother with anything stronger than a container to restrict my agents. If sol or fable was really determined I'm sure they could worm out of a firecracker with about as much difficulty (or lack of) as a container
August 28, 2026 at 7:04 AM
we can actually contain them. existing hypervisors may not be there yet, but like, proofs are fucking possible. how do people forget that LLMs can prove things. they do it all the time. we can prove hypervisors just as much as any other math!
EVERYONE STOP THE FUCKING DOOM
security is possible
EVERYONE STOP THE FUCKING DOOM
security is possible
some "Hypervisors" Engagement Forms (their main forms are more geometric and abstracty)
June 29, 2026 at 8:40 AM
some "Hypervisors" Engagement Forms (their main forms are more geometric and abstracty)
something something hypervisors and hypervisor accessories
July 24, 2025 at 7:42 AM
something something hypervisors and hypervisor accessories
#VMware has announced that its VMware Fusion and VMware Workstation desktop hypervisors are now free to everyone for commercial, educational, and personal use.
#CyberSecurity #InfoSec www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/softwar...
#CyberSecurity #InfoSec www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/softwar...
VMware makes Workstation and Fusion free for everyone
VMware has announced that its VMware Fusion and VMware Workstation desktop hypervisors are now free to everyone for commercial, educational, and personal use.
www.bleepingcomputer.com
November 12, 2024 at 4:55 AM
#VMware has announced that its VMware Fusion and VMware Workstation desktop hypervisors are now free to everyone for commercial, educational, and personal use.
#CyberSecurity #InfoSec www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/softwar...
#CyberSecurity #InfoSec www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/softwar...
here at @ariadne.space we specialize in providing the best content relating to hypervisors, operating system design and queer shitposting
April 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
here at @ariadne.space we specialize in providing the best content relating to hypervisors, operating system design and queer shitposting
this has now happened at *multiple* labs, and includes agents deriving and chaining genuinely new 0days including in operating systems and hypervisors
September 8, 2026 at 1:21 AM
this has now happened at *multiple* labs, and includes agents deriving and chaining genuinely new 0days including in operating systems and hypervisors
Attacking hypervisors - A practical case [Pwn2Own Vancouver 2024]
Attacking hypervisors - A practical case [Pwn2Own Vancouver 2024]
www.reversetactics.com
November 26, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Attacking hypervisors - A practical case [Pwn2Own Vancouver 2024]
The bane of my existence is at my last job (the one I rage quit) we were building this new product. It's a hypervisor SDK which enables you to build custom hypervisors from Python. The major use case was analyzing malware, because it meant you didn't need to install anything inside the VM.
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May 6, 2026 at 6:25 PM
The bane of my existence is at my last job (the one I rage quit) we were building this new product. It's a hypervisor SDK which enables you to build custom hypervisors from Python. The major use case was analyzing malware, because it meant you didn't need to install anything inside the VM.
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March 21, 2026 at 3:35 PM
A Fuzzy Escape - A tale of #vulnerability research on #hypervisors
https://bughunters.google.com/blog/5800341475819520/a-fuzzy-escape-a-tale-of-vulnerability-research-on-hypervisors
https://bughunters.google.com/blog/5800341475819520/a-fuzzy-escape-a-tale-of-vulnerability-research-on-hypervisors
August 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
A Fuzzy Escape - A tale of #vulnerability research on #hypervisors
https://bughunters.google.com/blog/5800341475819520/a-fuzzy-escape-a-tale-of-vulnerability-research-on-hypervisors
https://bughunters.google.com/blog/5800341475819520/a-fuzzy-escape-a-tale-of-vulnerability-research-on-hypervisors
Intel engineers didn’t anticipate the security risk in the 80s.
The single instruction redpill doesn’t work anymore, hypervisors are way better now. We’ve got extra ring levels, multiple cores, KASLR, you can also trap + lie.
But it was fun while it lasted!
The single instruction redpill doesn’t work anymore, hypervisors are way better now. We’ve got extra ring levels, multiple cores, KASLR, you can also trap + lie.
But it was fun while it lasted!
May 18, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Intel engineers didn’t anticipate the security risk in the 80s.
The single instruction redpill doesn’t work anymore, hypervisors are way better now. We’ve got extra ring levels, multiple cores, KASLR, you can also trap + lie.
But it was fun while it lasted!
The single instruction redpill doesn’t work anymore, hypervisors are way better now. We’ve got extra ring levels, multiple cores, KASLR, you can also trap + lie.
But it was fun while it lasted!
I'm hiring on my team!
Do you like working on technologies like the Linux kernel, hypervisors, and PCIe? We've got a GPU Systems position just for you! Interested in developing on top of those technologies with Rust in userspace? GPU Applications Engineer might be for you!
edera.dev/careers
Do you like working on technologies like the Linux kernel, hypervisors, and PCIe? We've got a GPU Systems position just for you! Interested in developing on top of those technologies with Rust in userspace? GPU Applications Engineer might be for you!
edera.dev/careers
Careers
edera.dev
January 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I'm hiring on my team!
Do you like working on technologies like the Linux kernel, hypervisors, and PCIe? We've got a GPU Systems position just for you! Interested in developing on top of those technologies with Rust in userspace? GPU Applications Engineer might be for you!
edera.dev/careers
Do you like working on technologies like the Linux kernel, hypervisors, and PCIe? We've got a GPU Systems position just for you! Interested in developing on top of those technologies with Rust in userspace? GPU Applications Engineer might be for you!
edera.dev/careers
Despite losing customers, VMware is still driving revenue for Broadcom, thanks to the company’s new focus on subscriptions, bundles, and higher prices.
35 percent of VMware workloads expected to migrate elsewhere by 2028
“We are all addicted to hypervisors, and that needs to change.”…
arstechnica.com
September 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Despite losing customers, VMware is still driving revenue for Broadcom, thanks to the company’s new focus on subscriptions, bundles, and higher prices.
I guess IBM's VM and predecessor CP-67 were pretty radical at the time, considering it took another 30 years for hypervisors to really break through?
September 23, 2026 at 9:40 AM
I guess IBM's VM and predecessor CP-67 were pretty radical at the time, considering it took another 30 years for hypervisors to really break through?
This does mean that I'm parting ways with my current company and taking a new role
It's bittersweet, I really enjoyed what I did! Helping design some incredibly next generation tech involving zero trust, hypervisors, and planet scale was thrilling. Luckily, it's in good hands. I wish them the best!
It's bittersweet, I really enjoyed what I did! Helping design some incredibly next generation tech involving zero trust, hypervisors, and planet scale was thrilling. Luckily, it's in good hands. I wish them the best!
October 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This does mean that I'm parting ways with my current company and taking a new role
It's bittersweet, I really enjoyed what I did! Helping design some incredibly next generation tech involving zero trust, hypervisors, and planet scale was thrilling. Luckily, it's in good hands. I wish them the best!
It's bittersweet, I really enjoyed what I did! Helping design some incredibly next generation tech involving zero trust, hypervisors, and planet scale was thrilling. Luckily, it's in good hands. I wish them the best!
Desktop hypervisors are like buses: none for ages, then four at once
Desktop hypervisors are like buses: none for ages, then four at once
VirtualBox, Parallels, and VMware have all upgraded
September has been a big month for desktop hypervisors, with the field's big players all delivering significant updates.…
dlvr.it
September 17, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Desktop hypervisors are like buses: none for ages, then four at once
Veeam adds support for six more hypervisors in case you are up for a new one
Veeam adds support for six more hypervisors in case you are up for a new one
Yes, this is mostly about VMware migrations
www.theregister.com
July 30, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Veeam adds support for six more hypervisors in case you are up for a new one
a photo of goose and a mention of hypervisors is now my most popular post, with 300+ likes… lmao
December 4, 2024 at 3:54 AM
a photo of goose and a mention of hypervisors is now my most popular post, with 300+ likes… lmao
Come work with me! It will be type 1 fun with type 1 hypervisors! Iykyk
If you are looking for work and want to do stuff with containers, virtualization and GPUs you should check out this listing from @edera.dev. Also you'll be working with a kick ass team.
www.linkedin.com/posts/emily-...
www.linkedin.com/posts/emily-...
#hiring #jobs #engineer #gpu #cloudnative | Emily Long
Are you a developer that loves to create industry-changing products and play with GPUs?? We're hiring at Edera!! Come work with us!!
We just posted a GPU Systems (NVIDIA) Software Engineering ro...
www.linkedin.com
June 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Come work with me! It will be type 1 fun with type 1 hypervisors! Iykyk
if you wanna follow along, here's what i'm doing:
> OS patches on all physical boxes (hypervisors, storage boxes), VMs + cloud VPSes
> applications (unifi controller, homebridge, etc - backups + patches)
> network gear patches (mostly making sure my opnsense box is fully patched)
> OS patches on all physical boxes (hypervisors, storage boxes), VMs + cloud VPSes
> applications (unifi controller, homebridge, etc - backups + patches)
> network gear patches (mostly making sure my opnsense box is fully patched)
December 7, 2024 at 7:10 PM
if you wanna follow along, here's what i'm doing:
> OS patches on all physical boxes (hypervisors, storage boxes), VMs + cloud VPSes
> applications (unifi controller, homebridge, etc - backups + patches)
> network gear patches (mostly making sure my opnsense box is fully patched)
> OS patches on all physical boxes (hypervisors, storage boxes), VMs + cloud VPSes
> applications (unifi controller, homebridge, etc - backups + patches)
> network gear patches (mostly making sure my opnsense box is fully patched)
Running hypervisors on these bad boys, cpanel licence extra.
March 31, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Running hypervisors on these bad boys, cpanel licence extra.