I finally cut the cord! I’m free 💙🦋
November 16, 2024 at 3:35 PM
I finally cut the cord! I’m free 💙🦋
Guys, yesterday, I needed a cord I’ve been holding onto for 10 years.
IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.
IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.
January 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Guys, yesterday, I needed a cord I’ve been holding onto for 10 years.
IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.
IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.
Finally cut the cord. I feel lighter already.
November 15, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Finally cut the cord. I feel lighter already.
I heard there was
a secret cord
that David kept
in his cable hoard
but he can never find it
when he needs it
a secret cord
that David kept
in his cable hoard
but he can never find it
when he needs it
March 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I heard there was
a secret cord
that David kept
in his cable hoard
but he can never find it
when he needs it
a secret cord
that David kept
in his cable hoard
but he can never find it
when he needs it
I heard there was a secret cord
That David made to meet the Lord
That David made to meet the Lord
July 20, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I heard there was a secret cord
That David made to meet the Lord
That David made to meet the Lord
i uploaded the rainbow bats!!! ko-fi.com/kflstudios/s... give these guys a home and help me pay rent, i still need to raise $500 in about a week 😭🦇🎉
September 28, 2026 at 1:02 AM
i uploaded the rainbow bats!!! ko-fi.com/kflstudios/s... give these guys a home and help me pay rent, i still need to raise $500 in about a week 😭🦇🎉
![4-panel comic. (1) [Person 1 approaches Person 2 (with ponytail), sitting at desk with a laptop.] PERSON 1: Do you have an extension cord with prongs at both ends? Can I borrow it? PERSON 2: *NO!!!* (2) [Person 2 throwing up her hands.] PERSON 2: No one should *EVER* buy or make those! They start fires, destroy equipment, and risk electrocuting you or grid workers! PERSON 1: OK, OK, I get it. (3) PERSON 1: Can I just borrow a regular cord, then? PERSON 2: Sure. Here. [Person 2 hands cord to Person 1.] PERSON 1: The prongs aren’t important. I just thought they’d help anchor it to the wall. PERSON 2: Wait, what are you– (4) PERSON 1: I need it to help hold up the top half of the reflector for this plutonium core that I’m– PERSON 2: *AAAAAAAA!!!!* [Person 2 screams with hands on head as Person 1 walks away.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifslzj3zmkjcapx7x23ybx3nc4jlw3u3rjbfdljzesnxpwfwv3hia)
January 28, 2026 at 3:30 AM
*retrieving the charging cord from the floor next to my bed* i am an athlete
February 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
*retrieving the charging cord from the floor next to my bed* i am an athlete
And I could always use more.
December 9, 2024 at 9:02 PM
And I could always use more.
Caffeine isn't enough anymore, I need to bite an electrical cord
December 31, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Caffeine isn't enough anymore, I need to bite an electrical cord
i heard there was a secret cord that david played and it pleased the lord
March 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
i heard there was a secret cord that david played and it pleased the lord
I’m at an age where I really appreciate a nice extension cord
December 8, 2024 at 7:03 PM
I’m at an age where I really appreciate a nice extension cord
ripping the WiFi power cord out so I can sell my incest copy of street fighter to a pervert on fb marketplace for one million dollars
Capcom has apologized for Street Fighter 6's Alex and Patricia "incest" controversy, and announced a patch is on the way. https://bit.ly/4bLlsTk
March 26, 2026 at 9:37 PM
ripping the WiFi power cord out so I can sell my incest copy of street fighter to a pervert on fb marketplace for one million dollars
Ok not trying to be a contrarian or anything but I just heard the secret cord that David played and it was just OK! Don't believe the hype.
January 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ok not trying to be a contrarian or anything but I just heard the secret cord that David played and it was just OK! Don't believe the hype.
Oh you could say I dabble in Photoshop #teslatakedown @niedermeyer.online
February 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Oh you could say I dabble in Photoshop #teslatakedown @niedermeyer.online
idea i just had: instead of traffic lights working automatically, they could have a little pull cord that hangs over the middle of the intersection. so whenever you want to change the light you can just get out of your car and walk out there and pull the cord. that could be cool
July 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
idea i just had: instead of traffic lights working automatically, they could have a little pull cord that hangs over the middle of the intersection. so whenever you want to change the light you can just get out of your car and walk out there and pull the cord. that could be cool
I think it’s time to cut that cord bud
July 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I think it’s time to cut that cord bud
I made my PS5 a handheld but the extension cord is heavy
December 22, 2024 at 11:14 AM
I made my PS5 a handheld but the extension cord is heavy
my bad i thought that was the ethernet cord for the xbox
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September 10, 2026 at 6:45 PM
my bad i thought that was the ethernet cord for the xbox
Cord Jefferson, quitting Instagram, sums many things up:
“I don’t need Instagram to be a haven for free speech for the same reason I don’t need a Jamba Juice or a Hooters to be a haven for free speech.”
“I don’t need Instagram to be a haven for free speech for the same reason I don’t need a Jamba Juice or a Hooters to be a haven for free speech.”
January 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Cord Jefferson, quitting Instagram, sums many things up:
“I don’t need Instagram to be a haven for free speech for the same reason I don’t need a Jamba Juice or a Hooters to be a haven for free speech.”
“I don’t need Instagram to be a haven for free speech for the same reason I don’t need a Jamba Juice or a Hooters to be a haven for free speech.”
mulched leaves out back and hacked more of those damn weedy vines on thursday. finally got rid of that extension cord that i had run out to the garage/shed that the mice gnawed thru. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
September 26, 2026 at 3:52 PM
mulched leaves out back and hacked more of those damn weedy vines on thursday. finally got rid of that extension cord that i had run out to the garage/shed that the mice gnawed thru. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
my vacuum is charging & i just tripped over the cord. jumped the shark, is what im saying . folks,,
September 23, 2026 at 1:08 PM
my vacuum is charging & i just tripped over the cord. jumped the shark, is what im saying . folks,,
I heard there was a secret cord
July 18, 2023 at 7:48 PM
I heard there was a secret cord