#i-cord
I finally cut the cord! I’m free 💙🦋
November 16, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Guys, yesterday, I needed a cord I’ve been holding onto for 10 years.

IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.
January 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Finally cut the cord. I feel lighter already.
November 15, 2024 at 3:45 AM
I heard there was
a secret cord
that David kept
in his cable hoard
but he can never find it
when he needs it
March 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Whoops
May 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I heard there was a secret cord

That David made to meet the Lord
July 20, 2024 at 12:47 AM
i uploaded the rainbow bats!!! ko-fi.com/kflstudios/s... give these guys a home and help me pay rent, i still need to raise $500 in about a week 😭🦇🎉
September 28, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Double-Pronged Extension Cord

xkcd.com/3198/
January 28, 2026 at 3:30 AM
*retrieving the charging cord from the floor next to my bed* i am an athlete
February 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
And I could always use more.
December 9, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Caffeine isn't enough anymore, I need to bite an electrical cord
December 31, 2024 at 2:53 PM
i heard there was a secret cord that david played and it pleased the lord
March 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I heard there was
a secret cord
You plug it in
and you meet the Lord
But you never care for OSHA
do ya
March 21, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I’m at an age where I really appreciate a nice extension cord
December 8, 2024 at 7:03 PM
ripping the WiFi power cord out so I can sell my incest copy of street fighter to a pervert on fb marketplace for one million dollars
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March 26, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Ok not trying to be a contrarian or anything but I just heard the secret cord that David played and it was just OK! Don't believe the hype.
January 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Oh you could say I dabble in Photoshop #teslatakedown @niedermeyer.online
February 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
idea i just had: instead of traffic lights working automatically, they could have a little pull cord that hangs over the middle of the intersection. so whenever you want to change the light you can just get out of your car and walk out there and pull the cord. that could be cool
July 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I think it’s time to cut that cord bud
July 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I made my PS5 a handheld but the extension cord is heavy
December 22, 2024 at 11:14 AM
my bad i thought that was the ethernet cord for the xbox
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September 10, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Cord Jefferson, quitting Instagram, sums many things up:

“I don’t need Instagram to be a haven for free speech for the same reason I don’t need a Jamba Juice or a Hooters to be a haven for free speech.”
January 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
mulched leaves out back and hacked more of those damn weedy vines on thursday. finally got rid of that extension cord that i had run out to the garage/shed that the mice gnawed thru. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
September 26, 2026 at 3:52 PM
my vacuum is charging & i just tripped over the cord. jumped the shark, is what im saying . folks,,
September 23, 2026 at 1:08 PM
I heard there was a secret cord
July 18, 2023 at 7:48 PM