I'm sick and tired of being the only mother fucker that cooks in my home.
I live alone, but still.
I live alone, but still.
June 10, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I'm sick and tired of being the only mother fucker that cooks in my home.
I live alone, but still.
I live alone, but still.
I don’t live in the same universe as these people, let alone share a party
My statement on the capture of the brutal, illegitimate ruler of Venezuela, Nicolás Maduro, and need for a transition to democracy:
January 3, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I don’t live in the same universe as these people, let alone share a party
houseguest: your bathroom door doesn't close all the way
me: i never noticed, i live alone
me: i never noticed, i live alone
October 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
houseguest: your bathroom door doesn't close all the way
me: i never noticed, i live alone
me: i never noticed, i live alone
*walking into my own house where I live alone* fuck man who closed last night
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
*walking into my own house where I live alone* fuck man who closed last night
I'm tired of being the only one who cleans, pays all the bills, cooks, and does dishes in this house. I live alone, but still.
February 9, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I'm tired of being the only one who cleans, pays all the bills, cooks, and does dishes in this house. I live alone, but still.
I’m really tired of doing all the cleaning the cooking and paying all the bills
I mean, I live alone, but still
I mean, I live alone, but still
January 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I’m really tired of doing all the cleaning the cooking and paying all the bills
I mean, I live alone, but still
I mean, I live alone, but still
the amount of cabbage being consumed rn is why i live alone 💨
September 27, 2026 at 10:51 PM
the amount of cabbage being consumed rn is why i live alone 💨
The REAL reason I live alone
July 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The REAL reason I live alone
I hate my roommate*. He keeps leaving dirty dishes around
*I live alone
*I live alone
March 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I hate my roommate*. He keeps leaving dirty dishes around
*I live alone
*I live alone
Man shall not live by bread alone, but I remain optimistic about women and trifle
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Man shall not live by bread alone, but I remain optimistic about women and trifle
It’s still hard for me to be alone with guys. Especially in my own place. The guys I’m close to have earned it. But even having a *girl* over can be hard at first. Like, that’s my safe place. That’s not some bar bathroom where I thought I was gonna die. That’s where I live!
October 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
It’s still hard for me to be alone with guys. Especially in my own place. The guys I’m close to have earned it. But even having a *girl* over can be hard at first. Like, that’s my safe place. That’s not some bar bathroom where I thought I was gonna die. That’s where I live!
This "experiment" showed that women are no longer placating men. If your views are hateful or dangerous you can die alone. #LIB #LoveisBlind
March 8, 2025 at 11:35 AM
This "experiment" showed that women are no longer placating men. If your views are hateful or dangerous you can die alone. #LIB #LoveisBlind
Doing cardio alone again…
because the men I want to do cardio with live in different countries 🙄
because the men I want to do cardio with live in different countries 🙄
August 27, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Doing cardio alone again…
because the men I want to do cardio with live in different countries 🙄
because the men I want to do cardio with live in different countries 🙄
After so much time alone, I’m not sure I can live any other way.
December 12, 2024 at 1:55 AM
After so much time alone, I’m not sure I can live any other way.
J-Hope will be appearing on ‘I Live Alone.’
‘I Live Alone’ is a Korean reality variety show that follows the everyday lives of single celebrities in an unscripted format. The show features footage of celebrities in and out of their homes, and also includes special gatherings with other celebrities.
‘I Live Alone’ is a Korean reality variety show that follows the everyday lives of single celebrities in an unscripted format. The show features footage of celebrities in and out of their homes, and also includes special gatherings with other celebrities.
November 28, 2024 at 2:22 AM
J-Hope will be appearing on ‘I Live Alone.’
‘I Live Alone’ is a Korean reality variety show that follows the everyday lives of single celebrities in an unscripted format. The show features footage of celebrities in and out of their homes, and also includes special gatherings with other celebrities.
‘I Live Alone’ is a Korean reality variety show that follows the everyday lives of single celebrities in an unscripted format. The show features footage of celebrities in and out of their homes, and also includes special gatherings with other celebrities.
This is why I live alone. 😁
At least get some salad to go with all of that starch & protein.
Picked up Arby's for dinner tonight. 😋 My usual half pound roast beast sandwich 🥪 and potato 🥔 cakes. #TimsFineDining
October 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This is why I live alone. 😁
I live alone, but when I got home from volunteering this morning, someone had fed the cat. Broke into my house and fed the cat and then I thought nobody was in your house. You’re just losing your mind. 4 hours later, my cat sitter sends me photos of my cat. She had gotten the dates wrong.
July 21, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I live alone, but when I got home from volunteering this morning, someone had fed the cat. Broke into my house and fed the cat and then I thought nobody was in your house. You’re just losing your mind. 4 hours later, my cat sitter sends me photos of my cat. She had gotten the dates wrong.
I do not live in England, let alone Clacton-On-Sea, but if I did, I would vote for the bin and not the trash.
August 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I do not live in England, let alone Clacton-On-Sea, but if I did, I would vote for the bin and not the trash.
I need a hug, and also not to live alone.
September 28, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I need a hug, and also not to live alone.
I live alone so if I need to pee in the middle of the night before opening the door I always sing at the top of my lungs, “Sweet Caroline,” and just listen for, “bah, bah, bah.”
February 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I live alone so if I need to pee in the middle of the night before opening the door I always sing at the top of my lungs, “Sweet Caroline,” and just listen for, “bah, bah, bah.”
Sora's "I love Tsukiko" face could melt a glacier.
October 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Sora's "I love Tsukiko" face could melt a glacier.