#ifihadamilliondollars
The Barenaked Ladies didn't make sense to me at first, until I remembered how much the orange guy likes ketchup.

#ifihadamilliondollars #allthefanciestdijonketchups
May 29, 2026 at 11:50 AM
#EcksteinsMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge
June 15
A song about being rich
#BarenakedLadies #IfIHadAMillionDollars
Adjusted for inflation, I would not be rich.
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Barenaked Ladies - If I Had a Million Dollars (Live at Farm Aid 2000)
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June 15, 2026 at 2:21 PM
August 28, 2026 at 6:42 PM
What would I do #IfIHadAMillionDollars

I’d start a truly non profit universal healthcare insurance program staffed entirely with nurses & social workers to ensure pts get the right care, at the right time, by the right professionals. I’d prove that healthy people are cheap to care for.

You?
December 12, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Random Brain dropping: #IfIhadamilliondollars - I would buy a nice, high-end but basic watch for myself. The only special feature? Every night at 6:00:01PM, a tiny voice coming from the watch would say "Ni!"
#stonerthoughts #weedhumor #montypython #NI #writer
September 30, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I wish I had one of those laboratory magnetic stirrers for my orange juice.

#IfIHadAMillionDollars
September 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
#IfIHadAMillionDollars I'd start a company that retrofitted buildings for extreme weather - heavier snow and rainfalls and gustier wind.

It might be a slow-go to start, but I'd bet in 15 yrs I could be doing pretty good.
December 5, 2024 at 3:20 PM
if I were a billionaire, I'd start a cheetah specific animal rescue

and my home would be however big it'd need to be for a key portion of that rescue to happen in my living room

#ifIHadAMillionDollars #dreamingBig #ifNotPetWhyPetShaped
May 8, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I saw them in... '01 or '02, at the University of Massholechusetts in Amherst. Absolutely fantastic experience!!! If you can catch them back together, DO IT! Maybe even if it cost you... a million dollars. 😆 #IfIHadAMillionDollars Pass on any included K car, though. Let me know if you get a monkey.🤪
June 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Someone should pay Edd Sorenson to dive Lake Chelan and recover the nine bodies of the children that were killed in the school bus crash in 1945. The lake’s depth, temperature and lack of oxygen have likely preserved the bodies well enough that makes surfacing them possible. #ifihadamilliondollars 😢
December 3, 2023 at 6:13 PM