#stonerthoughts
I'm currently high as hell, but somehow I feel like I'm operating on a higher level of consciousness. 🌿😂

Am I incredibly lucid right now, or do I just THINK I'm incredibly lucid? 💀🤣

Ask me anything. Let's test this theory. 👀

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#420Friendly #AskMeAnything #StonerThoughts
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October 10, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Random Brain dropping: #IfIhadamilliondollars - I would buy a nice, high-end but basic watch for myself. The only special feature? Every night at 6:00:01PM, a tiny voice coming from the watch would say "Ni!"
#stonerthoughts #weedhumor #montypython #NI #writer
September 30, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Oh my Goddess I am a genius and if I wanted to do something seriously cool

I would get my vulva tattooed to look like a taco

🌮

A taco twattoo!!!
#StonerThoughts #TacoTwattoo
September 29, 2026 at 3:56 AM
"Some days I forget to not get stoned before my therapist
They’re okay with the coping but they told me it’s embarrassing"-Aseop Rock

#AesopRock #HomeboySandman #TripleFatLice #PizzaAndBurgers #UndergroundHipHop
#HipHop #Rhymesayers
#Therapy #StonerThoughts #Relatable
#MusicSky #HipHopSky
September 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
$50 oz is wild. If you would have told me 30+ years ago I would have thought you were crazy 🤪 Oh what a time to be alive😜
#weedsky #stonerthoughts
September 10, 2026 at 3:31 PM
We were fucking in the saaaaaaaannd~

And we found a little maaaaaaaan~

We shoved him, up a cow's ass~

My, how gross is he now~

#VERYhigh #stonerthoughts
Bao Bao The Whale: Confused Loading Screen
Alt: Bao The Whale: Confused Loading Screen
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August 26, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I like Nickleback more than I like green day

#stonerthoughts
Jim Halpert's Charming Smile in The Office
ALT: Jim Halpert's Charming Smile in The Office
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August 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I randomly think how I've never seen Greg graffin from Bad Religion and John lithgow in the same room together.

#punkrock
#badreligion
#stonerthoughts
Greg Graffin: No Lies Detected - Bad Religion
ALT: Greg Graffin: No Lies Detected - Bad Religion
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July 31, 2026 at 5:12 PM
is the best mattress for a squirter 💦 a water bed? like fight water with water?
#stonedthots #stonerthoughts
July 29, 2026 at 12:54 AM
July 25, 2026 at 4:12 AM
July 23, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Literalism has no place in religious studies.
#StonerThoughts
December 9, 2024 at 5:48 AM
currently obsessed with sending those full screen text animation things might like some misinformation on facebook later

#funny #relatable #imessage #stonerthoughts
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I like to think that mice who live in people’s pantries have a lookout mouse who sounds the alarm by shouting “CATS ARE HERE!” in the style of Pauly D @djpaulyd.bsky.social #stonerthoughts
February 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Is there a face in the map? Or is the map in a face?

#MiniMotorways #Pareidolia #StonerThoughts
February 26, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Why don't the stairs in the Mines of Moria have railings?

#stonerthoughts #highthoughts #stonerwisdom #lotr
January 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Isn't it paradoxical that men cry in fantasy and science fiction films, while in today's culture, crying as a man is ridiculed?

#stonerthoughts #highthoughts #stonerwisdom #feminism #patriarchy
January 11, 2026 at 1:04 AM
As a huge Lord of the Rings fan, I have to honestly admit that the story is actually pretty weird 🤣✌️🌿

#stonerthoughts #highthoughts #stonerwisdom #lotr
January 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Why is Illinois pronounced ill-in-oy and not ill-in-wah? 🤔

#StonerThoughts
#ShowerThoughts
December 16, 2024 at 5:56 PM
It's gonna be a two gummy night, tonight.
#StonerThoughts #ElectionNight
November 5, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Sometimes I wish we can play back what we've seen. I swear my smoke ring turned into a chode just now

#stonerthoughts
March 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If this was a picture of, like, anything other than these beautiful tops (let's say mannequins) this pic would look like a horror film. Thank God it's the complete opposite 😂 #stonerthoughts
November 27, 2024 at 11:29 PM
My practice as a weed witch is 50% protection spells and 50% trying not to eat communion Doritos before the ritual starts.

#witchy #stonerwitchthoughts #munchies #stonerthoughts
March 19, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Had XLB for dinner last night, woke up with XL dreams for more B. Lolololol 🍃thoughts while morning gardening🍃 #stonerthoughts
February 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
🚨 Be honest… if “The Purge” was real, how many people do you think would actually participate? 👀🔪

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#ThoughtsOffTheStem #ThePurge #RealLifePurge #ComedyPodcast #StonerThoughts #WeedAndWisdom #SocietyGoneMad #DarkHumor #CannabisCommunity #HighThoughts
How Close Are We to a Real-Life Purge?
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November 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM