#stonerthoughts
I'm currently high as hell, but somehow I feel like I'm operating on a higher level of consciousness. 🌿😂

Am I incredibly lucid right now, or do I just THINK I'm incredibly lucid? 💀🤣

Ask me anything. Let's test this theory. 👀

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#420Friendly #AskMeAnything #StonerThoughts
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October 10, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Random Brain dropping: #IfIhadamilliondollars - I would buy a nice, high-end but basic watch for myself. The only special feature? Every night at 6:00:01PM, a tiny voice coming from the watch would say "Ni!"
#stonerthoughts #weedhumor #montypython #NI #writer
September 30, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Oh my Goddess I am a genius and if I wanted to do something seriously cool

I would get my vulva tattooed to look like a taco

🌮

A taco twattoo!!!
#StonerThoughts #TacoTwattoo
September 29, 2026 at 3:56 AM
"Some days I forget to not get stoned before my therapist
They’re okay with the coping but they told me it’s embarrassing"-Aseop Rock

#AesopRock #HomeboySandman #TripleFatLice #PizzaAndBurgers #UndergroundHipHop
#HipHop #Rhymesayers
#Therapy #StonerThoughts #Relatable
#MusicSky #HipHopSky
September 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
$50 oz is wild. If you would have told me 30+ years ago I would have thought you were crazy 🤪 Oh what a time to be alive😜
#weedsky #stonerthoughts
September 10, 2026 at 3:31 PM
We were fucking in the saaaaaaaannd~

And we found a little maaaaaaaan~

We shoved him, up a cow's ass~

My, how gross is he now~

#VERYhigh #stonerthoughts
Bao Bao The Whale: Confused Loading Screen
Alt: Bao The Whale: Confused Loading Screen
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August 26, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I like Nickleback more than I like green day

#stonerthoughts
Jim Halpert's Charming Smile in The Office
ALT: Jim Halpert's Charming Smile in The Office
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August 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I randomly think how I've never seen Greg graffin from Bad Religion and John lithgow in the same room together.

#punkrock
#badreligion
#stonerthoughts
Greg Graffin: No Lies Detected - Bad Religion
ALT: Greg Graffin: No Lies Detected - Bad Religion
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July 31, 2026 at 5:12 PM
is the best mattress for a squirter 💦 a water bed? like fight water with water?
#stonedthots #stonerthoughts
July 29, 2026 at 12:54 AM
July 25, 2026 at 4:12 AM
July 23, 2026 at 3:04 AM
That hair doooe 🤣🤣🤣

I always get compliments on the amount of smoke I can inhale and I don't understand at all why that's such a note worthy thing 🤣🤣🤣

#stonerthoughts
#stonergirl
#ganja
#stonersky
July 8, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Shit my parents are coming over and my gummy just kicked in. 🫪

they already think I do drugs but they don’t know about the weed. My eyes are blood shot.

I’m thinking about wearing my sunglasses and saying I have a migraine. Wish me luck!

#stoner #stonedAF #StonerThoughts #Its420Somewhere l
July 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
stonerthoughts, brought to you by 'yeen.

but its a fun reoccuring one that i love to share from time to time
July 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Listen, I'm a grown adult ok...

I need much larger packets of fruit snacks 🤣🍍🥭🍌🍋‍🟩🍓🍉

Oh also good mornin' #BlueSky fam LOL 🌞🌻☕🍳🥓🥞

#sillystuff
#fruitsnacks
#90skids
#morningmotivation
#notacareintheworld
#hippielife
#goodvibesonly
#stonerthoughts
#hereforagoodtime
June 22, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Good morning to everyone except the people who say just focus when you have ADHD. Babe, if I could just focus, I’d have finished the thing, started the other thing, and accidentally started a business by now. 😂💨

#ADHD #Neurodivergent #JustDria #MentalHealth #StonerThoughts #Bluesky
June 19, 2026 at 2:33 PM
It is clear, I am going to end up singing lead in this band.
Was hoping to just play guitar and hide behind my brother's drums.
#StonerThoughts
#Weed
June 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
You ever think about how everyone's head is round? Like when people have hair and it's not tied back, it's easy to think the head looks like, level. We're all lego figures with hair bits on, without which we all have the same stupid round bald heads.
#stonerthoughts
May 28, 2026 at 1:52 PM
If the gop’s mascot isn’t immediately changed to a swine, and the Nazi-curious, sellout Dems into a sloth, I quit.
#StonerThoughts
May 24, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Can we change all the “right”s to something else, now that they are full on [W]CNS (Nazis)??

Example: Right on ✌🏻

Most are a clear encapsulation of an oxymoron now, as well as brilliant subliminal language manipulation (autistic radar).

—Lefty🤛🏻 & radical M.Earth-loving rebel scum

#StonerThoughts
May 23, 2026 at 5:03 PM
#StonerThoughts

Pre-Trump and pre-pandemic, I had a huge group of friends that would get together once a month just to play music together.
One couple got divorced and split the group in half.
Then Trump took office and split the group in half again.
Then the pandemic just ended it al😡
May 8, 2026 at 5:22 PM
How much soup is one session of soup?
#stoner #thoughts #stonerthoughts
May 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
A pocket sketch book with a chain⛓🤘 #stonerthoughts
May 5, 2026 at 6:02 AM
If at first you don't succeed....
I don't know.....I give up!
#StonerThoughts
#Weed
😎💨💨💨
May 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
💡! Death Stranding 1&2 live action film: Alex Honnold is the actual stuntman doing real free climbing as the porter. Your thoughts? 💭 🧐

#stonerthoughts #ohbenice💅

@hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp #alexhonnold #attention #producers #isaidyourewelcome #videogame
April 29, 2026 at 2:37 AM