Turns out, the Illuminati are fucking dweebs and losers
NEW: A trove of internal records from Dialog, the secret society cofounded by Peter Thiel, was left exposed online. WIRED obtained a second cache of records that reveal who's really attending, how they're screened, and what personal details they were promised would stay private.
Leak Exposes Members of Peter Thiel’s Secretive ‘Dialog’ Society
More than 200 of the world's elites registered for a retreat whose agenda runs from panels on cult-building and sex to prepping for World War III. An associated app offers matchmaking.
www.wired.com
June 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Turns out, the Illuminati are fucking dweebs and losers
This is so Eyes Wide Shut/Illuminati kind of creepy.
September 26, 2026 at 11:21 PM
This is so Eyes Wide Shut/Illuminati kind of creepy.
Ezra Klein Is Doing Illuminati The Right Way
Here are all 113 alleged members we were able to successfully extract. This data can also be verified via versions of the site captured by the Wayback Machine, even if it doesn't properly render the website.
June 16, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Ezra Klein Is Doing Illuminati The Right Way
This is how I know there’s no Illuminati. They wouldn’t let something this dumb happen.
April 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This is how I know there’s no Illuminati. They wouldn’t let something this dumb happen.
I miss the days when we blamed the illuminati for everything
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I miss the days when we blamed the illuminati for everything
Happy Hey Taco Bell The Illuminati Is Not A Frivolous Subject Day to all who celebrate!
January 8, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Happy Hey Taco Bell The Illuminati Is Not A Frivolous Subject Day to all who celebrate!
The guys at the illuminati meeting laughed at my crocs
May 28, 2026 at 1:28 AM
The guys at the illuminati meeting laughed at my crocs
The only known photograph of the Illuminati in session.
If only these four people were in charge of the world: @aiannucci.bsky.social, Stewart Lee, @herring1967.bsky.social, @rebeccafront.bsky.social, we'd er, have a better world.
February 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The only known photograph of the Illuminati in session.
I told them all the publishing secrets. The illuminati will be so pissed at me.
The Green Mountain Book Festival has kicked off in Burlington!
Our first session was a small writer’s workshop/Q&A with @scalzi.com.
Our first session was a small writer’s workshop/Q&A with @scalzi.com.
October 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I told them all the publishing secrets. The illuminati will be so pissed at me.
January 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Everything is going great in the Illuminati.
December 30, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Everything is going great in the Illuminati.
Did I join the wrong Illuminati??
December 8, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Did I join the wrong Illuminati??
illuminati confirmed
September 17, 2024 at 7:12 AM
illuminati confirmed
You never forget the day you joined The Illuminati.
December 22, 2024 at 2:27 AM
You never forget the day you joined The Illuminati.
wtaf is happening at Boar's Head is this the actual illuminati we were promised
“Who is the C.E.O. of Boar’s Head?”
“I’m not sure,” the Chief Financial Officer replied.
“Who do you believe to be the C.E.O. of Boar’s Head?” the lawyer persisted.
The CFO, who had worked there for more than 20 years and who was being deposed in a lawsuit, repeated: “I’m not sure.”
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“I’m not sure,” the Chief Financial Officer replied.
“Who do you believe to be the C.E.O. of Boar’s Head?” the lawyer persisted.
The CFO, who had worked there for more than 20 years and who was being deposed in a lawsuit, repeated: “I’m not sure.”
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The Secretive Dynasty That Controls the Boar’s Head Brand
The deli-meat company made its owners fabulously wealthy. But they have remained silent, even as the company faces the biggest scandal in its history.
www.nytimes.com
October 14, 2024 at 7:31 PM
wtaf is happening at Boar's Head is this the actual illuminati we were promised
Illuminati is Latin for tin foil.
June 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Illuminati is Latin for tin foil.
Cartoon: Canadian Illuminati. Canadians will get it :)
January 15, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Cartoon: Canadian Illuminati. Canadians will get it :)
ever since i joined the illuminati things have made so much more sense
June 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
ever since i joined the illuminati things have made so much more sense
Pam Bondi didn’t release the Epstein files so MAGA now believes she is Illuminati
February 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Pam Bondi didn’t release the Epstein files so MAGA now believes she is Illuminati
Could this hack be the work of the Illuminati?
May 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Could this hack be the work of the Illuminati?
THAT PUSSY SMELL LIKE A GEP GUN
WE SMOKING NANOMACHINES
I'M SAYING THAT ANCIENT EGYPTIAN, MAJESTIC 12, ILLUMINATI BUBBA KUSH
WE SMOKING NANOMACHINES
I'M SAYING THAT ANCIENT EGYPTIAN, MAJESTIC 12, ILLUMINATI BUBBA KUSH
September 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
THAT PUSSY SMELL LIKE A GEP GUN
WE SMOKING NANOMACHINES
I'M SAYING THAT ANCIENT EGYPTIAN, MAJESTIC 12, ILLUMINATI BUBBA KUSH
WE SMOKING NANOMACHINES
I'M SAYING THAT ANCIENT EGYPTIAN, MAJESTIC 12, ILLUMINATI BUBBA KUSH
The Illuminati is recruiting me HARD in my DMs.
November 15, 2024 at 6:29 AM
The Illuminati is recruiting me HARD in my DMs.