We Seem To Be At An Impasse Over What $24.99 Worth Of Shrimp Looks Like, By Ron Schwartz https://theonion.com/we-seem-to-be-at-an-impasse-over-what-24-99-worth-of-shrimp-looks-like/
August 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
We Seem To Be At An Impasse Over What $24.99 Worth Of Shrimp Looks Like, By Ron Schwartz https://theonion.com/we-seem-to-be-at-an-impasse-over-what-24-99-worth-of-shrimp-looks-like/
Oh dear. We have an impasse. #CorgiCrew
September 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Oh dear. We have an impasse. #CorgiCrew
i worry we are at a dangerous impasse where 'slop' might start meaning 'anything i don't like'
December 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
i worry we are at a dangerous impasse where 'slop' might start meaning 'anything i don't like'
Trade deal talks with Canada at an impasse because Canada keeps insisting we take Drake
February 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Trade deal talks with Canada at an impasse because Canada keeps insisting we take Drake
you want your kids to be safe, i wanna go fast. i guess we’re at an impasse
June 17, 2024 at 10:28 PM
you want your kids to be safe, i wanna go fast. i guess we’re at an impasse
Leading Nazi Organizations at Trade Impasse, White House to Send Envoys
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Leading Nazi Organizations at Trade Impasse, White House to Send Envoys
Midiendo el “impasse”.
January 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Midiendo el “impasse”.
We're at an impasse
September 24, 2026 at 7:03 AM
We're at an impasse
Yeah well your value gets lower the more Wes Anderson characters you dress as at the same time. So we are at an impasse
February 19, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Yeah well your value gets lower the more Wes Anderson characters you dress as at the same time. So we are at an impasse
Zo benieuwd of de HJ Schoo-lezing van CDA-leider Henri Bontenbal over nieuwe politiek en het doorbreken van de Haagse impasse vanavond door kan gaan door de Haagse impasse
August 31, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Zo benieuwd of de HJ Schoo-lezing van CDA-leider Henri Bontenbal over nieuwe politiek en het doorbreken van de Haagse impasse vanavond door kan gaan door de Haagse impasse
Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"
December 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"
I no longer believe that freedom and democracy are compatible with insane billionaires like Peter Thiel and Elon Musk, so it seems we're at an impasse.
Let's put it to a vote!
Let's put it to a vote!
February 3, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I no longer believe that freedom and democracy are compatible with insane billionaires like Peter Thiel and Elon Musk, so it seems we're at an impasse.
Let's put it to a vote!
Let's put it to a vote!
Top 3 all Trump. By a huge margin. And yet some media outlets still find a way to say this about partisan impasse.
April 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Top 3 all Trump. By a huge margin. And yet some media outlets still find a way to say this about partisan impasse.
"America doesn't want trans people to exist" well I don't want America to exist so we seem to be at something of an impasse here
January 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
"America doesn't want trans people to exist" well I don't want America to exist so we seem to be at something of an impasse here
Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
Each of the actions the Administration takes in response to the shutdown impasse demonstrates the necessity of the impasse.
November 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Each of the actions the Administration takes in response to the shutdown impasse demonstrates the necessity of the impasse.
Can't get State ID without SSN card (kid's mom lost it). Can't get replacement SSN card without State ID.
Princess Bride: We Are At An Impasse
ALT: Princess Bride: We Are At An Impasse
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September 24, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Can't get State ID without SSN card (kid's mom lost it). Can't get replacement SSN card without State ID.
When the current president refuses to obey any judges including federal court judges we have reached a national political impasse aka Constitutional Crisis.
April 21, 2025 at 11:59 AM
When the current president refuses to obey any judges including federal court judges we have reached a national political impasse aka Constitutional Crisis.
GOP budget talks are breaking down because they can’t agree on legislation that starts killing their voters immediately or delays it until 2029, when a different president will take the fall for it.
The impasse is over timing. Not the crime.
The impasse is over timing. Not the crime.
May 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
GOP budget talks are breaking down because they can’t agree on legislation that starts killing their voters immediately or delays it until 2029, when a different president will take the fall for it.
The impasse is over timing. Not the crime.
The impasse is over timing. Not the crime.
Every time they say "the US and Iran are at an impasse," just imagine "the US and Missouri are at an impasse"
June 12, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Every time they say "the US and Iran are at an impasse," just imagine "the US and Missouri are at an impasse"