Collab with @aliceyagami.bsky.social! Fayne gets imPLANTed!~
July 8, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Collab with @aliceyagami.bsky.social! Fayne gets imPLANTed!~
i offer you widescreen vox courtesy of my friend who implanted this stupid idea in my head
March 23, 2026 at 6:30 PM
i offer you widescreen vox courtesy of my friend who implanted this stupid idea in my head
Implanted, in my lane, focused. Not moisturized.
May 30, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Implanted, in my lane, focused. Not moisturized.
lol (Surgeon who implanted Elon’s botched penis implant)
February 16, 2025 at 9:29 AM
lol (Surgeon who implanted Elon’s botched penis implant)
A Memory of Your Little Sister by the Sea That's Been Implanted into Your Brain 'Total Recall' Style (2024)
May 18, 2025 at 9:22 AM
A Memory of Your Little Sister by the Sea That's Been Implanted into Your Brain 'Total Recall' Style (2024)
That dream was implanted
In your heart for a reason🍃
In your heart for a reason🍃
July 7, 2024 at 3:29 AM
That dream was implanted
In your heart for a reason🍃
In your heart for a reason🍃
Someone implanted the idea of a gnoll being used as a kobold egg incubator into my head.
July 17, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Someone implanted the idea of a gnoll being used as a kobold egg incubator into my head.
A new surgically implanted device the size of a lima bean can help control rheumatoid arthritis that isn't responding to drugs.
Rheumatoid arthritis kept her captive. This nerve stimulator set her free
A new surgically implanted device the size of a lima bean can help control rheumatoid arthritis that isn't responding to drugs.
n.pr
September 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
A new surgically implanted device the size of a lima bean can help control rheumatoid arthritis that isn't responding to drugs.
ahhhh didnt even think of that.
Shout out to my penile implanted homeys
Shout out to my penile implanted homeys
September 28, 2026 at 10:58 PM
ahhhh didnt even think of that.
Shout out to my penile implanted homeys
Shout out to my penile implanted homeys
My implanted memories suggest I’m real though
January 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
My implanted memories suggest I’m real though
they surgically implanted a burrito in my tummy
September 26, 2026 at 11:39 PM
they surgically implanted a burrito in my tummy
well that was 9 years ago, she may not have had it surgically implanted yet.
April 26, 2026 at 5:30 PM
well that was 9 years ago, she may not have had it surgically implanted yet.
and don't forget the implanted aviator shades
January 20, 2026 at 9:52 PM
and don't forget the implanted aviator shades
📍Senator Fetterman had a VFIB—the leading cause of cardiac arrest—he almost died if not for his implanted defibrillator, which can cost $34,000 to over $51,000. Days ago, he also just voted with GOP to gut health insurance tax credits for millions. Hope he has a change of heart.
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
📍Senator Fetterman had a VFIB—the leading cause of cardiac arrest—he almost died if not for his implanted defibrillator, which can cost $34,000 to over $51,000. Days ago, he also just voted with GOP to gut health insurance tax credits for millions. Hope he has a change of heart.
I implanted him with worms cause I don’t like him
November 16, 2024 at 11:49 AM
I implanted him with worms cause I don’t like him
Put most cynically, the people who voted for Trump because they feared getting 5G chips implanted in them by Bill Gates or Fauci's vaccines will soon be lining up to get Elon Musk chips, fast tracked by the RFK controlled FDA, implanted in their brains.
The way Putinist/Orbanist government works is to use xenophobia to elect a strongman who directs the spoils of government to business cronies, who use their wealth to dominate media and ensure reelection. This may be the system that is going to start taking shape in America now.
November 6, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Put most cynically, the people who voted for Trump because they feared getting 5G chips implanted in them by Bill Gates or Fauci's vaccines will soon be lining up to get Elon Musk chips, fast tracked by the RFK controlled FDA, implanted in their brains.
Wait. I just heard it was implanted in your penis
March 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Wait. I just heard it was implanted in your penis
I have also implanted a little computer into a guy’s brain. No I won’t prove it. I will not be taking questions. Please make stock go up. Thank you.
January 30, 2024 at 4:06 PM
I have also implanted a little computer into a guy’s brain. No I won’t prove it. I will not be taking questions. Please make stock go up. Thank you.
Here’s Aaron Rodgers talking about vaccines causing “turbo-cancer” and killing children. Rodgers then wonders about the nanobots implanted inside the Covid vaccines.
May 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Here’s Aaron Rodgers talking about vaccines causing “turbo-cancer” and killing children. Rodgers then wonders about the nanobots implanted inside the Covid vaccines.
need surgically implanted fairy wings
December 16, 2024 at 3:59 PM
need surgically implanted fairy wings
every day elon musk has not implanted something in you (chip, baby, dogshit memes) is a good day
March 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
every day elon musk has not implanted something in you (chip, baby, dogshit memes) is a good day
Car: Catches on fire
Spaceship: Catches on fire
Chip implanted in your brain: Probably will be fine somehow
Spaceship: Catches on fire
Chip implanted in your brain: Probably will be fine somehow
June 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Car: Catches on fire
Spaceship: Catches on fire
Chip implanted in your brain: Probably will be fine somehow
Spaceship: Catches on fire
Chip implanted in your brain: Probably will be fine somehow
not getting the paperwork ironed out before you have the Elon-fertilized embryo implanted is even more unhinged than bearing his billionth child in the first place
February 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
not getting the paperwork ironed out before you have the Elon-fertilized embryo implanted is even more unhinged than bearing his billionth child in the first place
Anyone who agrees to have a chip implanted in their brain needs to have their head examined.
August 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Anyone who agrees to have a chip implanted in their brain needs to have their head examined.