Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit https://theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-with-how-much-trumps-english-has-improved-since-last-visit/
September 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit https://theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-with-how-much-trumps-english-has-improved-since-last-visit/
Even Stalin would have been impressed.
What an amazing coincidence that all of Trump’s toadies tweeted out praise that used the exact same language.
Lol
March 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Even Stalin would have been impressed.
I'm a SF Niners supporter...but I'm really impressed with the Buffalo Bills...kudos Bills...
September 19, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I'm a SF Niners supporter...but I'm really impressed with the Buffalo Bills...kudos Bills...
Tourist Impressed By Size Of Chicago Residents
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December 28, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Tourist Impressed By Size Of Chicago Residents
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Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners https://theonion.com/mom-impressed-by-tattooed-persons-manners/
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners https://theonion.com/mom-impressed-by-tattooed-persons-manners/
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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September 27, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
😂😂🤣😂 I wouldn’t be impressed. I’d be hella happy. #trumpisover
September 17, 2026 at 8:12 AM
😂😂🤣😂 I wouldn’t be impressed. I’d be hella happy. #trumpisover
impressed by Spanberger thus far, ngl
January 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
impressed by Spanberger thus far, ngl
RFK Jr. isn’t impressed.
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November 29, 2024 at 1:15 AM
RFK Jr. isn’t impressed.
she's easily impressed :B
November 21, 2024 at 3:10 AM
she's easily impressed :B
She is not impressed
January 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
She is not impressed
Even Larry, the cat at No. 10, is impressed.
February 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Even Larry, the cat at No. 10, is impressed.
NOT 👇 IMPRESSED.......
June 10, 2026 at 10:44 AM
NOT 👇 IMPRESSED.......
The More We Discover About James Talarico, The More Impressed We Are.......
June 19, 2026 at 12:13 PM
The More We Discover About James Talarico, The More Impressed We Are.......
She's not impressed. What are your thoughts on this, folks?
Biden's Granddaughter Slams Jake Tapper's Tell-All Book As 'Political Fairy Smut' In Viral Rant
She's not impressed.
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May 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
She's not impressed. What are your thoughts on this, folks?
Not really impressed
September 24, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Not really impressed
Frank is not impressed. 🐶
July 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Frank is not impressed. 🐶
Family Impressed By Extra Effort Father Putting In To Hide Drinking https://theonion.com/family-impressed-by-extra-effort-father-putting-in-to-h-1819577147/
October 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Family Impressed By Extra Effort Father Putting In To Hide Drinking https://theonion.com/family-impressed-by-extra-effort-father-putting-in-to-h-1819577147/
Gamu is impressed!! 🐻✨
March 3, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Gamu is impressed!! 🐻✨
Judge is not impressed
March 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Judge is not impressed
Dad Impressed By How Easily New Lawn Mower Tore Through Son’s Leg https://theonion.com/dad-impressed-by-how-easily-new-lawn-mower-tore-through-sons-leg/
April 27, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Dad Impressed By How Easily New Lawn Mower Tore Through Son’s Leg https://theonion.com/dad-impressed-by-how-easily-new-lawn-mower-tore-through-sons-leg/
Honestly I didn't think he'd pull this off. I'm impressed.
April 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Honestly I didn't think he'd pull this off. I'm impressed.
Impressed with whoever is carrying that AutoZone sign
April 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Impressed with whoever is carrying that AutoZone sign