We know. Top #inphluencers like #InphoWars know all about honey traps and thirst traps and are learning about rat traps at the Boardwalk Hall.
October 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
We know. Top #inphluencers like #InphoWars know all about honey traps and thirst traps and are learning about rat traps at the Boardwalk Hall.
Inphluencers. They have an IG account apparently. No one is prepared for them. Except them.
September 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Inphluencers. They have an IG account apparently. No one is prepared for them. Except them.
My horror movie about going to a YEMSG show on 12/30 & being seated next to yuppie inphluencers who won't shut up the whole show is finally coming out:
Film based on my short story Chompers.
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CHOMPERS, 2025
When a homeless woman chomps down on a mysterious pair of dentures, they bite back—fusing to her jaw and turning her into a flesh-craving menace with an appetite big enough to eat the whole damn city.
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September 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
My horror movie about going to a YEMSG show on 12/30 & being seated next to yuppie inphluencers who won't shut up the whole show is finally coming out:
Aren't #inphluencers the worst? #phishbeefs
1) There's a phish influencer on IG Erica gaming who teamed up with another insufferable influencer who snubbed a phanner at sphere this weekend
2) Phish DJ Radio Host is a dick to a phanner in line at Hampton
3) UM phan from twitter always in drama with his X running for senate gets nabbed for coke
2) Phish DJ Radio Host is a dick to a phanner in line at Hampton
3) UM phan from twitter always in drama with his X running for senate gets nabbed for coke
April 28, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Aren't #inphluencers the worst? #phishbeefs
The havers of no taste. The promoters of no standards. He has been all over socials. Check his IG. Most of the inphluencers follow him.
December 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The havers of no taste. The promoters of no standards. He has been all over socials. Check his IG. Most of the inphluencers follow him.
By “there” are we referring to your apartment or a night zero show promoted by inphluencers and hamcasters?
December 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
By “there” are we referring to your apartment or a night zero show promoted by inphluencers and hamcasters?
Underrated! Incredible show. Holds up even better on relisten. Good ear! Trey’s jacket tho 🍀 It’s funny with modern Phish. The less inphluencers in the crowd, the more the show flies under the radar. Not a lot of them on a Wednesday on Savannah
September 28, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Underrated! Incredible show. Holds up even better on relisten. Good ear! Trey’s jacket tho 🍀 It’s funny with modern Phish. The less inphluencers in the crowd, the more the show flies under the radar. Not a lot of them on a Wednesday on Savannah
Those kids thought they had big status. Now we inphluencers get all the cred. So yeah bring back G Crew. Those were better times.
July 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Those kids thought they had big status. Now we inphluencers get all the cred. So yeah bring back G Crew. Those were better times.
Top #inphluencers know all about 1995.
I thought this was 1995
With
July 28, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Top #inphluencers know all about 1995.
Being apex #inphluencers here on the bluesky platform #phishbeefs would be remiss if we failed to tell you about our sponsor Entitlemints breath mints, the best way to keep #phans away from *your* fucking spot in the pit. Try the Reindeer Randy flavor for maximum bobbing and weaving space. #MePhirst
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Being apex #inphluencers here on the bluesky platform #phishbeefs would be remiss if we failed to tell you about our sponsor Entitlemints breath mints, the best way to keep #phans away from *your* fucking spot in the pit. Try the Reindeer Randy flavor for maximum bobbing and weaving space. #MePhirst
We should suspect anyone this talented and downright #phuckable not be a legit #phan like the swarms of totally cool #inphluencers he competes with. May we please see your cool pass, sir? Was it issued by anyone who saw Phish when they were still actually any fucking good?
August 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
We should suspect anyone this talented and downright #phuckable not be a legit #phan like the swarms of totally cool #inphluencers he competes with. May we please see your cool pass, sir? Was it issued by anyone who saw Phish when they were still actually any fucking good?
It is literally our job as top #inphluencers to come here and beef with #phans but this statement is one hundred percent correct. Wish we could argue with The Great Wendt as our fucking job requires so but he has rendered us absophuckinglutely #beefless right here in the middle of #allbeefweek.
face value has always ment to me the advertised price pre-sale, not 'charity' or 'platinum' pricing, which would be 'platinum value'
April 8, 2026 at 12:25 AM
It is literally our job as top #inphluencers to come here and beef with #phans but this statement is one hundred percent correct. Wish we could argue with The Great Wendt as our fucking job requires so but he has rendered us absophuckinglutely #beefless right here in the middle of #allbeefweek.
As top tier #inphluencers let's tell you of our sponsors, Ben & Jerry who've dedicated a new flavor to the band Goose. At first you may not be entirely sold on goose liver pate and fioe gras scoops but if you give it a chance you'll find its not bad. All right, I suppose. Pretty decent. Kind of O.K.
When I pass on from this life, if I’m not greeted with a pint of Phish Food, I’ve gone to the wrong place.
July 14, 2026 at 10:23 PM
As top tier #inphluencers let's tell you of our sponsors, Ben & Jerry who've dedicated a new flavor to the band Goose. At first you may not be entirely sold on goose liver pate and fioe gras scoops but if you give it a chance you'll find its not bad. All right, I suppose. Pretty decent. Kind of O.K.
But than how would top tier #inphluencers capitalize on #aginedepoitrinebeefs?
Listen to a few more songs and move on if it’s not for you.
I’m in a similar boat but haven’t listened to more than what’s crossed
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I’m in a similar boat but haven’t listened to more than what’s crossed
My feed
August 4, 2026 at 11:56 PM
But than how would top tier #inphluencers capitalize on #aginedepoitrinebeefs?
How sick would it be if we could get Benji to block us tonight? How many points for a block from the tippy-top of the top tier #inphluencers of all #inphluence for all-being be-alls for evermore until the end of #phishtory? #phishbeefs
July 28, 2026 at 2:58 AM
How sick would it be if we could get Benji to block us tonight? How many points for a block from the tippy-top of the top tier #inphluencers of all #inphluence for all-being be-alls for evermore until the end of #phishtory? #phishbeefs
We would not be top #inphluencers without these people.
I can’t wait to wake up tomorrow and find out people didn’t like that show.
July 26, 2026 at 8:55 AM
We would not be top #inphluencers without these people.
Yes. As top tier #inphluencers t's our job. #phishbeephs
Beeeeefph
July 23, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Yes. As top tier #inphluencers t's our job. #phishbeephs
He zigs when we want him to zag. I hope they gave O’teil a chair again. I couldn’t bare to watch two nights in a row. This plus all the rail riding inphluencers seeing Gizz for the first time. Find me retired from all of it, SMDH
August 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
He zigs when we want him to zag. I hope they gave O’teil a chair again. I couldn’t bare to watch two nights in a row. This plus all the rail riding inphluencers seeing Gizz for the first time. Find me retired from all of it, SMDH
Truth is we barely have any idea what the section 405 noise is even about. Just using whatever tomfoolery we come across here to make ourselves relevant. Most kids saying 6-7 have no idea what it means. It's just the thing to say if you want to be cool. This is how we became top tier #inphluencers.
April 26, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Truth is we barely have any idea what the section 405 noise is even about. Just using whatever tomfoolery we come across here to make ourselves relevant. Most kids saying 6-7 have no idea what it means. It's just the thing to say if you want to be cool. This is how we became top tier #inphluencers.
We still recommend the Ben and Jerry's flavor Foie Gras and Intergenerational Wealth dedicated to the band Goose. It's the gavage! Actually, they pay us to tell you about this stuff. We are top tier #inphluencers and this is part of our work. We are sorry.
April 17, 2026 at 7:36 PM
We still recommend the Ben and Jerry's flavor Foie Gras and Intergenerational Wealth dedicated to the band Goose. It's the gavage! Actually, they pay us to tell you about this stuff. We are top tier #inphluencers and this is part of our work. We are sorry.
We thank you both for participating in our #phsyops but if we are going to make the big bucks as top tier #inphluencers we need to be less civil. Thanks.
April 17, 2026 at 6:39 PM
We thank you both for participating in our #phsyops but if we are going to make the big bucks as top tier #inphluencers we need to be less civil. Thanks.
We thought we might exploit these tendencies and make ourselves #1 #phan #inphluencers. You asked. #phishbeefs
March 28, 2026 at 8:51 PM
We thought we might exploit these tendencies and make ourselves #1 #phan #inphluencers. You asked. #phishbeefs
We are doing quite well with our Zeroman Depends Undergarments sponsorship because we are legit #inphluencers and not just making tacky overly redundant jokes so we can spot you the nickel.
September 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
We are doing quite well with our Zeroman Depends Undergarments sponsorship because we are legit #inphluencers and not just making tacky overly redundant jokes so we can spot you the nickel.