I'm delighted that AI development is so fast, but I'm disappointed it isn't, like, instantaneous
November 7, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I'm delighted that AI development is so fast, but I'm disappointed it isn't, like, instantaneous
I knew it’d be instantaneous. CA’s first Latine governor.
DEMOCRAT BECERRA WINS CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR RACE, AP PROJECTS
November 4, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I knew it’d be instantaneous. CA’s first Latine governor.
this is absolutely the inflation fucker in me but instantaneous weight gain is pretty hot
November 5, 2026 at 4:04 AM
this is absolutely the inflation fucker in me but instantaneous weight gain is pretty hot
You well know the process for those things is not instantaneous.
November 6, 2026 at 10:13 AM
You well know the process for those things is not instantaneous.
don't kill me but I saw someone I like and my instantaneous reaction was to do this at them
do you think they know
do you think they know
November 6, 2026 at 6:02 PM
don't kill me but I saw someone I like and my instantaneous reaction was to do this at them
do you think they know
do you think they know
Seconded. Connecting enough minds to instantaneous transfers of information reenforces the basest instincts traveling the widest path.
i genuinely think social media is probably the Great Filter ngl
November 3, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Seconded. Connecting enough minds to instantaneous transfers of information reenforces the basest instincts traveling the widest path.
America has grown up. Communication is instantaneous. No longer 13 states with horse and buggy transportation. The electoral college must be abolished.
November 7, 2026 at 3:27 PM
America has grown up. Communication is instantaneous. No longer 13 states with horse and buggy transportation. The electoral college must be abolished.
I certainly had to find out more about you after this and after seeing your pinned tweet it was an instantaneous follow ❤️
November 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I certainly had to find out more about you after this and after seeing your pinned tweet it was an instantaneous follow ❤️
I would rather the instantaneous high-level assassin than this
November 3, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I would rather the instantaneous high-level assassin than this
Stick their hand on a bruise or something
Instantaneous heat stroke reversal XD
Instantaneous heat stroke reversal XD
November 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Stick their hand on a bruise or something
Instantaneous heat stroke reversal XD
Instantaneous heat stroke reversal XD
Teaching Nomic is even more instantaneous than analog RPGs because all a player has to do is be themselves.
If you try to teach a total videogame novice how to play one, they will really struggle with it. Even the basic muscle memory of using a mouse or controller takes weeks, months, years to gain fluency, mastery.
Teaching analog roleplaying games, by comparison, is instantaneous.
Teaching analog roleplaying games, by comparison, is instantaneous.
November 6, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Teaching Nomic is even more instantaneous than analog RPGs because all a player has to do is be themselves.
Since i got my vote done it should now be instantaneous decapitation for showing me any more political ads or sending me any more political texts
November 3, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Since i got my vote done it should now be instantaneous decapitation for showing me any more political ads or sending me any more political texts
The implosion of the Titan submarine (OceanGate) was so rapid that the pain wasn't even registered by the brain. They didn't feel anything at all. Utterly instantaneous.
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November 3, 2026 at 8:24 AM
The implosion of the Titan submarine (OceanGate) was so rapid that the pain wasn't even registered by the brain. They didn't feel anything at all. Utterly instantaneous.
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Gotta love it when a rando from Florida tells me Maine runs its elections wrong because we don't have instantaneous results.
November 6, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Gotta love it when a rando from Florida tells me Maine runs its elections wrong because we don't have instantaneous results.
If Lewis did this, it would've been an instantaneous stop/go 2 hours
November 1, 2026 at 8:16 PM
If Lewis did this, it would've been an instantaneous stop/go 2 hours
Our younger cat has learned that she can make distressing meows to get instantaneous attention
Girl you get attention all day on demand you don’t need to do this
Girl you get attention all day on demand you don’t need to do this
November 7, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Our younger cat has learned that she can make distressing meows to get instantaneous attention
Girl you get attention all day on demand you don’t need to do this
Girl you get attention all day on demand you don’t need to do this
If I see those 5 letters, the block is instantaneous
November 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
If I see those 5 letters, the block is instantaneous
"Instantaneous teleportation with nothing but mere thoughts?"
"That would even surpass the teleportation the ancient sheikah developed!"
"That would even surpass the teleportation the ancient sheikah developed!"
Yeah! I just think about where I wanna go, & boom! :3
"Really? Just like that???"
November 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
"Instantaneous teleportation with nothing but mere thoughts?"
"That would even surpass the teleportation the ancient sheikah developed!"
"That would even surpass the teleportation the ancient sheikah developed!"
in my head i was mostly imagining instantaneous shifts but i know it's not actually like that
November 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
in my head i was mostly imagining instantaneous shifts but i know it's not actually like that
Roosevelt High voting experience: instantaneous. plenty of bike parking too. Pretty much identical experience as my old polling location.
November 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Roosevelt High voting experience: instantaneous. plenty of bike parking too. Pretty much identical experience as my old polling location.
They also seem to believe that recovery from major surgery will be complete by the afternoon school bell. I mean, it's not Trump's ear. The healing isn't instantaneous.
November 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
They also seem to believe that recovery from major surgery will be complete by the afternoon school bell. I mean, it's not Trump's ear. The healing isn't instantaneous.
And the results are instantaneous because the ballots are ready for processing come poll-closing time.
November 3, 2026 at 7:54 AM
And the results are instantaneous because the ballots are ready for processing come poll-closing time.
our lil react guy who's currently posting his ofmd watchthrough has the most instantaneous correct ed opinions i've ever seen. like he just... gets it.
it's almost like the show was written in such a way that ed's motivations are unbelievably clear on a single watch & fandom rots people's brains 😇
it's almost like the show was written in such a way that ed's motivations are unbelievably clear on a single watch & fandom rots people's brains 😇
November 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
our lil react guy who's currently posting his ofmd watchthrough has the most instantaneous correct ed opinions i've ever seen. like he just... gets it.
it's almost like the show was written in such a way that ed's motivations are unbelievably clear on a single watch & fandom rots people's brains 😇
it's almost like the show was written in such a way that ed's motivations are unbelievably clear on a single watch & fandom rots people's brains 😇
the response was instantaneous. I was a little proud.
November 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
the response was instantaneous. I was a little proud.
There are no immortals among us. Let’s not exaggerate. If some people were aware of the instantaneous movements within our solar system, they would die of a heart attack..
November 6, 2026 at 5:01 AM
There are no immortals among us. Let’s not exaggerate. If some people were aware of the instantaneous movements within our solar system, they would die of a heart attack..