#intake
(Sharp intake of breath) okay,
All: what are your favorite kooky local/municipal political scandals, and where did they happen? Bonus points for links/references.

(This question brought to you by the memory of king kook, the Prince of Providence, Buddy Cianci.)
November 6, 2026 at 8:31 AM
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

[deep intake of breath]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
🚨BREAKING: Marco Rubio expected to step down and launch bid to be next US president [INDEPENDENT].

Are first rats preparing to leave the ship?
Marco Rubio expected to launch bid to be next US president
www.independent.co.uk
November 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
pretty sure i got a lot of my daily fiber intake from those milk cartons
November 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
ideal medical intake form
November 6, 2026 at 2:54 PM
(audible intake of breath)
Oh my goodness.
November 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Will he still be smirk-grinning during the full cavity search at intake?
November 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I'm concerned you've not had your recommended daily tortoise intake. 🐢💚
November 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
MS NOW hosts take a brief break from breaking down the midterms to tackle another pressing issue: their election night sugar intake.

#midterms #elections #candy
November 4, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Meal Team 6 is more likely to sabotage their caloric intake
November 5, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Here's a little more of our new intake, Akio.

He's settling in with his new stuffie and caretaker friends.

#animalrescue #allpawsmatter #dogsofbluesky #charity
November 7, 2026 at 12:14 AM
my doctor suggested i try and limit my rotisserie chicken intake
November 2, 2026 at 2:14 PM
plenty of time to monitor porn intake
November 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
trade proposal you come intake my appointments and i go do whatever the fuck else you're doin'
November 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Essential water intake
November 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM
All that fluid intake in the office caught me out! I hopped into the bath and exploded ❤️💦
November 4, 2026 at 2:43 PM
He can go spend more time monitoring his son's porn intake.
November 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Make it a refugee intake station
Take it, liquidate it and build homes with the proceeds on all his golf courses.
November 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
sharp intake of breath
November 7, 2026 at 9:58 AM
dahlias hair vents are growing at an alarming rate.. what is she using alll that intake for,,,
November 4, 2026 at 10:20 AM
sure, prison intake
November 5, 2026 at 12:32 AM
LIVE!!!
For car restoration day 31!!!

Finishing the intake build! Come hang out!
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November 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
true and real, strawberry milk intake goes insane, and the eggs in mayonnaise helps his extra protein intake, or something like that 😂 lmaooo
November 7, 2026 at 5:39 AM
95 percent of Americans don't eat enough fiber, plant foods can boost intake

New data shows most Americans fall short of recommended fiber intak…

https://nomilkforme.com/news/95-percent-of-americans-don-t-eat-enough-fiber-plant-foods-can-boost-intake-mw4lryi0?utm_source=bluesky

#vegan #plantbased
95 percent of Americans don't eat enough fiber, plant foods can boost intake
New data shows most Americans fall short of recommended fiber intake.
nomilkforme.com
November 7, 2026 at 1:30 AM
now this came up because in the UK, glucose testing for gestational diabetes during pregnancy is not standard, it's only done if you have risk factors or symptoms, so during my intake my midwife was assessing this, and one risk factor is if you've a family member with diabetes
November 6, 2026 at 4:22 PM
i started seeing this on intake forms for vaccines and i just lie
like hospitals in my country will ask u separately for 'sex at birth' and 'gender' fields on the admission forms now, when they used to just ask for sex. that's where we're at. thanks, queer theorists, u did us a real solid there pals. fuck you.
November 6, 2026 at 5:10 AM