None of this is meant to further American interests.
It’s meant to further the oligarchs interests.
It’s meant to further the oligarchs interests.
April 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
None of this is meant to further American interests.
It’s meant to further the oligarchs interests.
It’s meant to further the oligarchs interests.
Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
January 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
July 25, 2026 at 2:00 AM
It really seems like it’s in the interests of every democracy on earth that the GOP crumbles
September 26, 2026 at 12:19 PM
It really seems like it’s in the interests of every democracy on earth that the GOP crumbles
Trump Insists Frequent Naps Necessary To Protect U.S. Interests In Dreamland https://theonion.com/trump-insists-frequent-naps-necessary-to-protect-u-s-interests-in-dreamland/
July 20, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Trump Insists Frequent Naps Necessary To Protect U.S. Interests In Dreamland https://theonion.com/trump-insists-frequent-naps-necessary-to-protect-u-s-interests-in-dreamland/
selective interests
January 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
selective interests
it is in absolutely everybody’s best interests to develop some hobbies aside from Phone
Someone actually did a study a while back that showed the most effective way to get women out of TERF groups wasn’t people trying to change their minds, it was them getting literally any benign hobby, like learning other languages or taking up needlework
You know who isn't getting radicalized? Guys who do ships in a bottle. Embrace model-building and avoid the pitfalls of right-wing extremism
June 2, 2026 at 12:14 PM
it is in absolutely everybody’s best interests to develop some hobbies aside from Phone
Epstein survivor Dani Bensky: When you have somebody like Todd Blanche at the helm of the DOJ, it’s hugely problematic. He has the president’s best interests at heart. He does not have the American people’s best interests at heart. He’s so unfit to be the acting attorney general.
June 20, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Epstein survivor Dani Bensky: When you have somebody like Todd Blanche at the helm of the DOJ, it’s hugely problematic. He has the president’s best interests at heart. He does not have the American people’s best interests at heart. He’s so unfit to be the acting attorney general.
special interests 💭
October 18, 2024 at 11:06 PM
special interests 💭
Anybody who would decide to close this museum does not have Philadelphia’s best interests at heart.
September 26, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Anybody who would decide to close this museum does not have Philadelphia’s best interests at heart.
📌MEDIA: Stop calling Jared Kushner a "high-level negotiator." He's a damn thief operating in his repulsive family's best interests not ours.
April 19, 2026 at 9:28 PM
📌MEDIA: Stop calling Jared Kushner a "high-level negotiator." He's a damn thief operating in his repulsive family's best interests not ours.
We need more rich people with normal interests like "your movie sounds neat" instead of, like, white fertility rates.
When EMI pulled funding on LIFE OF BRIAN days before shooting, the Pythons turned to a fan. George Harrison put up around £3 million of his own money to make the film, simply because he wanted to see it. Eric Idle called it "the world's most expensive cinema ticket."
June 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
We need more rich people with normal interests like "your movie sounds neat" instead of, like, white fertility rates.
The most unpatriotic members of any society are the far right. They will always align with foreign interests against the interests of their own nations. They will always undermine national institutions and national values in pursuit of their own interests. When they pose as patriots, they lie.
February 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
The most unpatriotic members of any society are the far right. They will always align with foreign interests against the interests of their own nations. They will always undermine national institutions and national values in pursuit of their own interests. When they pose as patriots, they lie.
MAGA absolutely HATES George W Bush for starting a foreign war to protect American oil interests.
But MAGA loves Donald J Trump for... *checks notes*... starting a foreign war to protect American oil interests.
But MAGA loves Donald J Trump for... *checks notes*... starting a foreign war to protect American oil interests.
December 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
MAGA absolutely HATES George W Bush for starting a foreign war to protect American oil interests.
But MAGA loves Donald J Trump for... *checks notes*... starting a foreign war to protect American oil interests.
But MAGA loves Donald J Trump for... *checks notes*... starting a foreign war to protect American oil interests.
So what did Dolly Parton name the entity she established to oversee her estate, publishing interests, and legacy after her death?
“She’s Alive LLC.”
Absolutely perfect.
“She’s Alive LLC.”
Absolutely perfect.
September 23, 2026 at 1:51 AM
So what did Dolly Parton name the entity she established to oversee her estate, publishing interests, and legacy after her death?
“She’s Alive LLC.”
Absolutely perfect.
“She’s Alive LLC.”
Absolutely perfect.
Chancellor Merz is right: Europe can no longer depend on America.
But he's wrong to say that America is pursuing its own interests.
Trump is pursuing his deranged and corrupt interests, not ours.
But he's wrong to say that America is pursuing its own interests.
Trump is pursuing his deranged and corrupt interests, not ours.
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Chancellor Merz is right: Europe can no longer depend on America.
But he's wrong to say that America is pursuing its own interests.
Trump is pursuing his deranged and corrupt interests, not ours.
But he's wrong to say that America is pursuing its own interests.
Trump is pursuing his deranged and corrupt interests, not ours.
Donald found a spiritual advisor he shares interests with. Glory!
“Trump’s former spiritual advisor released from jail after serving just 6 months for molesting a 12 year-old girl.”
April 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Donald found a spiritual advisor he shares interests with. Glory!
My interests include...
October 21, 2024 at 12:07 PM
My interests include...
miyabi caving in to wise's unusual interests
September 26, 2026 at 11:36 AM
miyabi caving in to wise's unusual interests
Poor white people are not voting against their own interests! They’re just prioritizing their interests differently than we’d like!
i'm constantly telling people they fail to appreciate exercise of racial power as a material interest and then sending them this quote
September 8, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Poor white people are not voting against their own interests! They’re just prioritizing their interests differently than we’d like!
I'm not sure if some politicians act solely in the interests of their constituents.
February 2, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I'm not sure if some politicians act solely in the interests of their constituents.
Mandelson was not just operating against his government's interests, but against his country's interests inews.co.uk/opinion/rot-...
The rot at the heart of British politics is a patriotic affront
It would seem that Mandelson was not just operating against his government's interests, but against his country's interests
inews.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Mandelson was not just operating against his government's interests, but against his country's interests inews.co.uk/opinion/rot-...
Today, in a meeting at the White House, the only person actually defending American interests was Zelenskyy.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
February 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Today, in a meeting at the White House, the only person actually defending American interests was Zelenskyy.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
Meeting up with others that share your interests can have an effect on your waist line.
September 14, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Meeting up with others that share your interests can have an effect on your waist line.