Realized the Obama library looks like one of those trophies that investment bankers give themselves after closing a big deal and now I can’t un-see it.
May 19, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Realized the Obama library looks like one of those trophies that investment bankers give themselves after closing a big deal and now I can’t un-see it.
Are you comparing AI investment to the banking system?
November 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Are you comparing AI investment to the banking system?
Morgan Stanley is laying off 2500 people across its major divisions, including investment banking and wealth management.
March 4, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Morgan Stanley is laying off 2500 people across its major divisions, including investment banking and wealth management.
insanely smug English majors are the only ones who haven’t rotted their brains too much to do investment banking. our time
now thats an anecdote with a punch, from Gillian Tett
www.ft.com/content/c0ae...
www.ft.com/content/c0ae...
May 8, 2026 at 1:14 PM
insanely smug English majors are the only ones who haven’t rotted their brains too much to do investment banking. our time
Reasonably certain you don't understand how investment banking works.
August 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Reasonably certain you don't understand how investment banking works.
(Bloomberg) - A Morgan Stanley staffer accidentally leaked an internal document listing more than 100 investment-banking deals the firm is pitching and monitoring in Asia, revealing details of the bank’s pipeline, according to people familiar with the matter.
#$MS
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
#$MS
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Morgan Stanley Investment-Bank Deal List Leaked in Email Misfire
A Morgan Stanley staffer accidentally leaked an internal document listing more than 100 investment-banking deals the firm is pitching and monitoring in Asia, revealing details of the bank’s pipeline, ...
www.bloomberg.com
September 23, 2026 at 1:58 PM
(Bloomberg) - A Morgan Stanley staffer accidentally leaked an internal document listing more than 100 investment-banking deals the firm is pitching and monitoring in Asia, revealing details of the bank’s pipeline, according to people familiar with the matter.
#$MS
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
#$MS
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
MORGAN STANLEY: “.. Our US Financials team has lowered their Investment Banking revenues forecast, as the robust capital markets rebound that they had expected in 2025 is not playing out as anticipated.”
$XLF
$XLF
March 18, 2025 at 9:38 AM
MORGAN STANLEY: “.. Our US Financials team has lowered their Investment Banking revenues forecast, as the robust capital markets rebound that they had expected in 2025 is not playing out as anticipated.”
$XLF
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It was all of three years ago that people went into tech to avoid the rat race of investment banking culture
The culture of working in tech these days is being constantly worried about being overworked or unemployed.
Take care of yourselves. We are replaceable cogs to our employers but irreplaceable to our family and friends.
Take care of yourselves. We are replaceable cogs to our employers but irreplaceable to our family and friends.
September 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
It was all of three years ago that people went into tech to avoid the rat race of investment banking culture
He was studying architecture and now, because he killed someone, he’s in investing. Tells you all you need to know about investment banking.
February 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
He was studying architecture and now, because he killed someone, he’s in investing. Tells you all you need to know about investment banking.
*JPMORGAN SEES 2Q INVESTMENT BANKING FEES DOWN MID-TEENS YOY
May 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
*JPMORGAN SEES 2Q INVESTMENT BANKING FEES DOWN MID-TEENS YOY
*stares in investment banking*
“Don’t be silly, of course they wouldn’t try to ban VPNs”, they said…
UK government targets VPNs in online safety consultation as Lords vote for ban
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall promises "evidence-led" approach to keeping children safe online
www.techradar.com
January 23, 2026 at 7:55 AM
*stares in investment banking*
I gotta say, although I am a certified AI hater, it would be very funny if it turned out that AI does a better job of investment banking than investment bankers
All those Al models spouting bullshit with absolute confidence are stealing the work of real human investment bankers !
February 15, 2026 at 11:17 AM
I gotta say, although I am a certified AI hater, it would be very funny if it turned out that AI does a better job of investment banking than investment bankers
People will pay more for gas, and get really angry about it! I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!
7 figure investment banking job pls.
7 figure investment banking job pls.
May 12, 2026 at 6:34 PM
People will pay more for gas, and get really angry about it! I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!
7 figure investment banking job pls.
7 figure investment banking job pls.
There’s no small amount of bullshit involved in investment banking.
December 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
There’s no small amount of bullshit involved in investment banking.
1. Freeze credit
2. Setup security alerts at all banking and investment accounts
3. Download Social Security statement
4. Research options for banking outside of US.
2. Setup security alerts at all banking and investment accounts
3. Download Social Security statement
4. Research options for banking outside of US.
February 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
1. Freeze credit
2. Setup security alerts at all banking and investment accounts
3. Download Social Security statement
4. Research options for banking outside of US.
2. Setup security alerts at all banking and investment accounts
3. Download Social Security statement
4. Research options for banking outside of US.
"Only about 12 percent of trustees at American colleges & universities have professional experience in higher education. If it seems odd to imagine 88% of the directors at, say, investment banks having no particular expertise in investment banking, that is the situation in the field of higher ed."
Why do faculty and students have so little say in the governance of American universities? This terrific new paper by Daniel Hemel and David Pozen asks why American universities are liberal autocracies rather than stakeholder democracies. papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
May 19, 2026 at 2:18 PM
"Only about 12 percent of trustees at American colleges & universities have professional experience in higher education. If it seems odd to imagine 88% of the directors at, say, investment banks having no particular expertise in investment banking, that is the situation in the field of higher ed."
Zelensky met Canadian business leaders in Toronto to discuss investment in Ukraine's defense industry, energy, agriculture, banking, infrastructure and veteran support. He said the talks focused on implementing agreements under the new 100-year Ukraine-Canada partnership. #Ukraine
September 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Zelensky met Canadian business leaders in Toronto to discuss investment in Ukraine's defense industry, energy, agriculture, banking, infrastructure and veteran support. He said the talks focused on implementing agreements under the new 100-year Ukraine-Canada partnership. #Ukraine
Exclusive: Jeffrey Epstein never got kicked out of Wall Street’s VIP club. His banking and investment activities before his death were more widespread than previously known, including accounts at multiple banks.
Exclusive | The Wall Street Firms That Kept Ties With Jeffrey Epstein Until the End
From TD Bank to Honeycomb Partners, several hedge funds and banks were linked to the wealthy sex offender.
www.wsj.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Exclusive: Jeffrey Epstein never got kicked out of Wall Street’s VIP club. His banking and investment activities before his death were more widespread than previously known, including accounts at multiple banks.
the Chinese banking regulators aren't investment bankers aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
January 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
the Chinese banking regulators aren't investment bankers aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
📉 Shares of Austrian banking group fell 8.2%.
This followed a report by investment fund Grizzly Research, which accused bank of facilitating trade in Russian sanctioned goods.
Raiffeisen had become one of the key channels for circumventing sanctions in Russian economy.
This followed a report by investment fund Grizzly Research, which accused bank of facilitating trade in Russian sanctioned goods.
Raiffeisen had become one of the key channels for circumventing sanctions in Russian economy.
September 17, 2026 at 8:46 PM
📉 Shares of Austrian banking group fell 8.2%.
This followed a report by investment fund Grizzly Research, which accused bank of facilitating trade in Russian sanctioned goods.
Raiffeisen had become one of the key channels for circumventing sanctions in Russian economy.
This followed a report by investment fund Grizzly Research, which accused bank of facilitating trade in Russian sanctioned goods.
Raiffeisen had become one of the key channels for circumventing sanctions in Russian economy.
Bonnie and Clyde's investment stategy raises questions among banking experts.
September 4, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Bonnie and Clyde's investment stategy raises questions among banking experts.
The financial incentives in the early 90s were for a guy like Jeff Bezos to be working in investment banking.
June 30, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The financial incentives in the early 90s were for a guy like Jeff Bezos to be working in investment banking.
Hegseth's broker at banking giant Morgan Stanley contacted BlackRock in February about making a multimillion-dollar investment in its iShares Defense Industrials Active ETF.
FYI: Attempted insider trader is also crime. Who is going to get involved besides the Oversight Committee?
FYI: Attempted insider trader is also crime. Who is going to get involved besides the Oversight Committee?
April 1, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Hegseth's broker at banking giant Morgan Stanley contacted BlackRock in February about making a multimillion-dollar investment in its iShares Defense Industrials Active ETF.
FYI: Attempted insider trader is also crime. Who is going to get involved besides the Oversight Committee?
FYI: Attempted insider trader is also crime. Who is going to get involved besides the Oversight Committee?
An investment banking tradition like no other has made it to the NYP
March 6, 2026 at 2:47 PM
An investment banking tradition like no other has made it to the NYP