July 2, 2024 at 8:47 AM
Gandalf would make an awful exam invigilator.
March 31, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Gandalf would make an awful exam invigilator.
Had to act as invigilator at exams today. Sat watching the kids work away and awarded myself 5 points for each one who noticed the smell of one of my farts drifting through; 55 points. Personal best.
July 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Had to act as invigilator at exams today. Sat watching the kids work away and awarded myself 5 points for each one who noticed the smell of one of my farts drifting through; 55 points. Personal best.
her: it’s not cheating if you don’t use tongues
invigilator: i still need you to leave the exam hall
invigilator: i still need you to leave the exam hall
April 16, 2026 at 10:59 AM
her: it’s not cheating if you don’t use tongues
invigilator: i still need you to leave the exam hall
invigilator: i still need you to leave the exam hall
July 27, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Annual invigilator training 💻
September 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Annual invigilator training 💻
TOOTHPASTE INVIGILATOR
March 4, 2024 at 11:16 AM
TOOTHPASTE INVIGILATOR
my wife described someone as being like “someone who thinks they could pass an exam because they were an invigilator”, and it sums up a certain mindset beautifully, doesn’t it?
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
my wife described someone as being like “someone who thinks they could pass an exam because they were an invigilator”, and it sums up a certain mindset beautifully, doesn’t it?
Exam graffiti, 2026
![Pen on wooden desk, written
- I KNOW YOU'RE CHEATING
- I TOLD THE INVIGILATOR'S [sic]
[Different handwriting]
- I TOLD YA MUM
[Different handwriting]
- I cheated on your mum
[Different handwriting]
- Your mum looks like an invigilator](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:reyoejusyevgfe3jr6vl4los/bafkreiey64eeahvjpfizzhlfpcxgsysts5tvitcbboarq7fyox5mv46ixy)
May 8, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Exam graffiti, 2026
Awkward biology question 🫣
(Invigilator life - I was scribing for an exam!)
(Invigilator life - I was scribing for an exam!)
June 25, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Awkward biology question 🫣
(Invigilator life - I was scribing for an exam!)
(Invigilator life - I was scribing for an exam!)
I have finally become the thing that I hate.
That's right, I've signed up to be an exam invigilator.
That's right, I've signed up to be an exam invigilator.
March 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I have finally become the thing that I hate.
That's right, I've signed up to be an exam invigilator.
That's right, I've signed up to be an exam invigilator.
I have often wondered about this:
July 26, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I have often wondered about this:
After the coup d'etat that ends with my being installed as Supreme Invigilator of America, I will establish designated Cisgender Heterosexuality Zones in Utah and Idaho where all you people can exercise your perversions
June 2, 2026 at 11:01 PM
After the coup d'etat that ends with my being installed as Supreme Invigilator of America, I will establish designated Cisgender Heterosexuality Zones in Utah and Idaho where all you people can exercise your perversions
This photo screams irrelevance - Putin can't win, the US can't deliver, and Saudi is the invigilator of uselessness.
February 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
This photo screams irrelevance - Putin can't win, the US can't deliver, and Saudi is the invigilator of uselessness.
Due to a major logistics fail
I did half my English A Level exam using a knuckly little red Ladbrokes bookies pen.
Then an invigilator snatched it off me and subbed in a nice Parker job hissing in my ear..
"I just couldn't bear to watch THAT for a second longer!".
I did half my English A Level exam using a knuckly little red Ladbrokes bookies pen.
Then an invigilator snatched it off me and subbed in a nice Parker job hissing in my ear..
"I just couldn't bear to watch THAT for a second longer!".
June 18, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Due to a major logistics fail
I did half my English A Level exam using a knuckly little red Ladbrokes bookies pen.
Then an invigilator snatched it off me and subbed in a nice Parker job hissing in my ear..
"I just couldn't bear to watch THAT for a second longer!".
I did half my English A Level exam using a knuckly little red Ladbrokes bookies pen.
Then an invigilator snatched it off me and subbed in a nice Parker job hissing in my ear..
"I just couldn't bear to watch THAT for a second longer!".
Examinations Invigilator, #London
Variable hours - South Thames College
http://dlvr.it/TVnFrl
#Examinations #Invigilator #exams #educationjobs
Variable hours - South Thames College
http://dlvr.it/TVnFrl
#Examinations #Invigilator #exams #educationjobs
Examinations Invigilator, London
Variable Hours South Thames College is seeking a bank of variable hours Examination Invigilators to work across their Wandsworth and Tooting sites to manage the Groups external examinations, in particular at the key points of November, January and...
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October 5, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Examinations Invigilator, #London
Variable hours - South Thames College
http://dlvr.it/TVnFrl
#Examinations #Invigilator #exams #educationjobs
Variable hours - South Thames College
http://dlvr.it/TVnFrl
#Examinations #Invigilator #exams #educationjobs
It is bad enough that the student being allowed a roll of toilet paper in the exam but why didn't he quietly alert the invigilator that he needed a shit? An invigilator would then accompany him to the toilet.
The whole ad is anti-invigilator.
C'mon Sarah, it's a grotesque misrepresentation.
The whole ad is anti-invigilator.
C'mon Sarah, it's a grotesque misrepresentation.
Wish Sarah Pochin could concentrate on the serious matter of the Andrex ad.
A boy interrupting an exam to go for a shit isn't a hero, he's a nuisance.
Furthermore, it's worrying that the invigilators let him bring a full roll of toilet paper into the exam.
A boy interrupting an exam to go for a shit isn't a hero, he's a nuisance.
Furthermore, it's worrying that the invigilators let him bring a full roll of toilet paper into the exam.
October 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It is bad enough that the student being allowed a roll of toilet paper in the exam but why didn't he quietly alert the invigilator that he needed a shit? An invigilator would then accompany him to the toilet.
The whole ad is anti-invigilator.
C'mon Sarah, it's a grotesque misrepresentation.
The whole ad is anti-invigilator.
C'mon Sarah, it's a grotesque misrepresentation.
Exam 4 done!
Seemed to be grand
Invigilator had me paranoid though cause pre exam after hearing my name they started chatting with the other invigilator
"You know i know a lot of Kevin's who died AND THEY LISTED OFF LIKE 6 PEOPLE"
MF HAD ME FEELING LIKE IM NEXT
Seemed to be grand
Invigilator had me paranoid though cause pre exam after hearing my name they started chatting with the other invigilator
"You know i know a lot of Kevin's who died AND THEY LISTED OFF LIKE 6 PEOPLE"
MF HAD ME FEELING LIKE IM NEXT
May 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Exam 4 done!
Seemed to be grand
Invigilator had me paranoid though cause pre exam after hearing my name they started chatting with the other invigilator
"You know i know a lot of Kevin's who died AND THEY LISTED OFF LIKE 6 PEOPLE"
MF HAD ME FEELING LIKE IM NEXT
Seemed to be grand
Invigilator had me paranoid though cause pre exam after hearing my name they started chatting with the other invigilator
"You know i know a lot of Kevin's who died AND THEY LISTED OFF LIKE 6 PEOPLE"
MF HAD ME FEELING LIKE IM NEXT
Remember the Invigilator drones that are basic enemies to Hope? This is how they match up vs non Black Projects.
Kiloton: Black Company
(The picture on the right is Kiloton: Black Project)
#gamedev #indiegame #kiloton
Kiloton: Black Company
(The picture on the right is Kiloton: Black Project)
#gamedev #indiegame #kiloton
May 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Remember the Invigilator drones that are basic enemies to Hope? This is how they match up vs non Black Projects.
Kiloton: Black Company
(The picture on the right is Kiloton: Black Project)
#gamedev #indiegame #kiloton
Kiloton: Black Company
(The picture on the right is Kiloton: Black Project)
#gamedev #indiegame #kiloton
yesterday was my first day volunteering at the art gallery
Arthur in da art gallery what paintings will he eat when the invigilator isn't looking
#jrwi #grizzlyfanart #thesuckening #justrollwithit
Arthur in da art gallery what paintings will he eat when the invigilator isn't looking
#jrwi #grizzlyfanart #thesuckening #justrollwithit
March 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
yesterday was my first day volunteering at the art gallery
Arthur in da art gallery what paintings will he eat when the invigilator isn't looking
#jrwi #grizzlyfanart #thesuckening #justrollwithit
Arthur in da art gallery what paintings will he eat when the invigilator isn't looking
#jrwi #grizzlyfanart #thesuckening #justrollwithit
you walk into your maths exam but the invigilator comes up on you from behind and says in your ear
"Student... I remember you're ChatGPTs."
"Student... I remember you're ChatGPTs."
June 9, 2025 at 9:06 AM
you walk into your maths exam but the invigilator comes up on you from behind and says in your ear
"Student... I remember you're ChatGPTs."
"Student... I remember you're ChatGPTs."