Species Of Blue-Green Algae Announces IPO
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Species Of Blue-Green Algae Announces IPO
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Watching SpaceX collapse below its IPO price.
Jon Hamm Ooh
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July 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Watching SpaceX collapse below its IPO price.
spacex's stock just dropped below its $135 IPO price
July 15, 2026 at 4:09 PM
spacex's stock just dropped below its $135 IPO price
The reason that OpenAI delayed its IPO is because its finances fucking suck
September 19, 2026 at 12:58 AM
The reason that OpenAI delayed its IPO is because its finances fucking suck
SpaceX shares have now officially crashed below their $150 IPO launch price
June 23, 2026 at 1:44 PM
SpaceX shares have now officially crashed below their $150 IPO launch price
somewhere at OpenAI an extremely tired lawyer is striking "OpenAI" and replacing it with "OpenSI" on the S-1s for IPO
Trump tells the UN he is officially changing the name of Artificial Intelligence to "Super Intelligence" and says all US government documents will now be changed to refer to "SI"
September 22, 2026 at 3:33 PM
somewhere at OpenAI an extremely tired lawyer is striking "OpenAI" and replacing it with "OpenSI" on the S-1s for IPO
SpaceX IPO going well I see
Finally, one of Elon's posts on X has broken through to the Fox News audience.
February 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
SpaceX IPO going well I see
today was the first day spacex's stock closed under its IPO price of $135. it closed at $131.11.
if you bought the company's IPO shares, you are now underwater.
if you bought the company's IPO shares, you are now underwater.
July 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
today was the first day spacex's stock closed under its IPO price of $135. it closed at $131.11.
if you bought the company's IPO shares, you are now underwater.
if you bought the company's IPO shares, you are now underwater.
SpaceX IPO Final Boss
Striking graphic in this latest Reuters piece, which finds that while President Trump and his family have profited by at least $2.3 billion since he retook the presidency, their more than a million investors have suffered $2.3 billion in net losses.
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June 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
SpaceX IPO Final Boss
Newsmax shares. $NMAX
* Day after IPO: $265
* Today’s low: $13.70
* Day after IPO: $265
* Today’s low: $13.70
June 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Newsmax shares. $NMAX
* Day after IPO: $265
* Today’s low: $13.70
* Day after IPO: $265
* Today’s low: $13.70
when you work at the BPAF but you’re beginning to realize there’s not going to be a successful IPO
September 11, 2026 at 8:15 PM
when you work at the BPAF but you’re beginning to realize there’s not going to be a successful IPO
At this point I am no longer confident that OpenAI will actually IPO
August 14, 2026 at 10:04 PM
At this point I am no longer confident that OpenAI will actually IPO
This Thursday, SpaceX insiders will be released from their first post-IPO stock lockup and can cash out early.
As I've been saying, this has all the hallmarks of a Ponzi scheme.
As I've been saying, this has all the hallmarks of a Ponzi scheme.
August 5, 2026 at 12:11 AM
This Thursday, SpaceX insiders will be released from their first post-IPO stock lockup and can cash out early.
As I've been saying, this has all the hallmarks of a Ponzi scheme.
As I've been saying, this has all the hallmarks of a Ponzi scheme.
pedofiles killed the IPO star
Musk has been spamming crap about SpaceX and Grok all day but now every single reply to any of his posts is someone calling him a pedophile. the stage has been set for something historic
January 31, 2026 at 2:05 AM
pedofiles killed the IPO star
Skynet waiting for the IPO to drop before annihilating mankind.
BARTIROMO: It feels like we're moving into a Terminator-type world
HASSETT: I hope not and I think not. AI companies definitely have an incentive not to destroy the world. That would destroy their companies too.
HASSETT: I hope not and I think not. AI companies definitely have an incentive not to destroy the world. That would destroy their companies too.
July 31, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Skynet waiting for the IPO to drop before annihilating mankind.
April 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation.
The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.
The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.
February 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation.
The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.
The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.
Elon Musk’s net worth poised to sail past $1 trillion in SpaceX IPO
Tax this mutherfcker into oblivion
Tax this mutherfcker into oblivion
June 4, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Elon Musk’s net worth poised to sail past $1 trillion in SpaceX IPO
Tax this mutherfcker into oblivion
Tax this mutherfcker into oblivion
Guy who made his fortune off IPO fraudpump: society needs to stop spending money on useless people
December 31, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Guy who made his fortune off IPO fraudpump: society needs to stop spending money on useless people
tesla is a zombie company and he's trying to juice the spacex IPO. you guys seriously believe this shit?
Elon Musk's ambition to one day settle Mars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – sending humans to live on the moon. https://cnn.it/46sbAMm
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 AM
tesla is a zombie company and he's trying to juice the spacex IPO. you guys seriously believe this shit?
Discord has confidentially filed for an IPO, according to Bloomberg.
Details: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Details: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
January 7, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Discord has confidentially filed for an IPO, according to Bloomberg.
Details: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Details: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Fraud is just modern business practice, the only thing missing from here is investment rounds and an IPO
September 23, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Fraud is just modern business practice, the only thing missing from here is investment rounds and an IPO
The SEC must delay the SpaceX IPO until investors are protected.
June 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
The SEC must delay the SpaceX IPO until investors are protected.
Newsmax IPO same day Trump tanks the economy is like something out of succession
April 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Newsmax IPO same day Trump tanks the economy is like something out of succession