If the Jackboot fits...
October 4, 2026 at 9:04 PM
If the Jackboot fits...
"you're entirely right, I was wrong to suggest that people want to be able to afford food and to live their lives, what I should have said that the children yearn for the minds and to lick the jackboot of capitalism"
October 4, 2026 at 2:28 AM
"you're entirely right, I was wrong to suggest that people want to be able to afford food and to live their lives, what I should have said that the children yearn for the minds and to lick the jackboot of capitalism"
I assume from the casting lineup, that they are going for some sort of "Pulp Fiction 2.0" style of movie. Perfect fit for a gang of Nazi jackboot federal agents.
October 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I assume from the casting lineup, that they are going for some sort of "Pulp Fiction 2.0" style of movie. Perfect fit for a gang of Nazi jackboot federal agents.
The mental gymnastics of extending humanity to the jackboot on your throat will never fail to astound me- you are celebrating the life of a person whose job was denying humanity from others!
You are not a bad person for celebrating when monsters die! ACAB includes corpses, BlackOwl.
You are not a bad person for celebrating when monsters die! ACAB includes corpses, BlackOwl.
October 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The mental gymnastics of extending humanity to the jackboot on your throat will never fail to astound me- you are celebrating the life of a person whose job was denying humanity from others!
You are not a bad person for celebrating when monsters die! ACAB includes corpses, BlackOwl.
You are not a bad person for celebrating when monsters die! ACAB includes corpses, BlackOwl.
It would be fine to speak German instead of English. What a stupid thing for the haunted pencil to say. What is not fine is being under the jackboot, no rights for women and workers, state-sanctioned racism, etc. etc.
October 3, 2026 at 11:40 AM
It would be fine to speak German instead of English. What a stupid thing for the haunted pencil to say. What is not fine is being under the jackboot, no rights for women and workers, state-sanctioned racism, etc. etc.
In the movie version of whatever is happening in our country right now, this Trump tour of red states sure feels like a plot device meant to steel his resolve to unleash whatever jackboot chaos they have planned for the day of the midterm elections.
October 3, 2026 at 3:10 AM
In the movie version of whatever is happening in our country right now, this Trump tour of red states sure feels like a plot device meant to steel his resolve to unleash whatever jackboot chaos they have planned for the day of the midterm elections.
If the jackboot fits...
I’m sorry, what’s that acronym again?
Army is establishing a new command. FASCOM = Futures and Autonomous Systems Command.
October 2, 2026 at 11:51 PM
If the jackboot fits...
I would really like it if all these jackboot-humping motherfuckers would just go the hell away.
October 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I would really like it if all these jackboot-humping motherfuckers would just go the hell away.
MAGA has never once shown any plan or action to denote that its thinking about the future of its population while in control.
It only thinks about putting its jackboot on our face while it steals our money, property, and privacy away from us.
Zero plan at all for the future. Just to sell us out.
It only thinks about putting its jackboot on our face while it steals our money, property, and privacy away from us.
Zero plan at all for the future. Just to sell us out.
October 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
MAGA has never once shown any plan or action to denote that its thinking about the future of its population while in control.
It only thinks about putting its jackboot on our face while it steals our money, property, and privacy away from us.
Zero plan at all for the future. Just to sell us out.
It only thinks about putting its jackboot on our face while it steals our money, property, and privacy away from us.
Zero plan at all for the future. Just to sell us out.
Day One, of a new Democratic administration should start to round up, and arrest, of these jackboot felons. Life in prison, if they’re that lucky. Personally, I say strip them of badges and guns, clothe them in ICE printed clothing, and dump them out on the streets they terrorized. Karma!
October 1, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Day One, of a new Democratic administration should start to round up, and arrest, of these jackboot felons. Life in prison, if they’re that lucky. Personally, I say strip them of badges and guns, clothe them in ICE printed clothing, and dump them out on the streets they terrorized. Karma!
I wrote this haiku after speaking to my emotional support beaver:
The rich, cold crab trap
Failing like a round salute
Within a jackboot
#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.
The rich, cold crab trap
Failing like a round salute
Within a jackboot
#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.
October 1, 2026 at 11:37 AM
I wrote this haiku after speaking to my emotional support beaver:
The rich, cold crab trap
Failing like a round salute
Within a jackboot
#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.
The rich, cold crab trap
Failing like a round salute
Within a jackboot
#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.
You don't understand how NATO functions. 🤡
All the former Warsaw Pact countries WANTED protection so as to never be under the russian jackboot of oppression ever again. It's worked to keep russia out.
If NATO protection didn't exist the Baltics would all be under brutal russian occupation now.
All the former Warsaw Pact countries WANTED protection so as to never be under the russian jackboot of oppression ever again. It's worked to keep russia out.
If NATO protection didn't exist the Baltics would all be under brutal russian occupation now.
October 1, 2026 at 8:39 AM
You don't understand how NATO functions. 🤡
All the former Warsaw Pact countries WANTED protection so as to never be under the russian jackboot of oppression ever again. It's worked to keep russia out.
If NATO protection didn't exist the Baltics would all be under brutal russian occupation now.
All the former Warsaw Pact countries WANTED protection so as to never be under the russian jackboot of oppression ever again. It's worked to keep russia out.
If NATO protection didn't exist the Baltics would all be under brutal russian occupation now.
“The Ostrich Army spoke of the impending incursion as the advent of jackboot autocracy, but plans to resist it seemed more equivocal.”
J. B. MacKinnon reports the movement that arose to protest the culling of hundreds of ostriches.
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J. B. MacKinnon reports the movement that arose to protest the culling of hundreds of ostriches.
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Then They Came for the Ostriches, by J. B. MacKinnon
Poultry and paranoia in the Great White North
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September 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
“The Ostrich Army spoke of the impending incursion as the advent of jackboot autocracy, but plans to resist it seemed more equivocal.”
J. B. MacKinnon reports the movement that arose to protest the culling of hundreds of ostriches.
buff.ly/v5q1ZJ2
J. B. MacKinnon reports the movement that arose to protest the culling of hundreds of ostriches.
buff.ly/v5q1ZJ2
Jackboot Nandy who wanted WE Sovereign Scots
beaten with batons etc
bec
we've the temerity to want to
RID OURSELVES
of
FOREIGN English Colonialist Gov/👑/Estab
Thieving/Pillaging/Plundering Oppressors
No matter the hue in that sewer of WM
every rotten one are
Thieving/Plundering/Pillaging sewer rats
beaten with batons etc
bec
we've the temerity to want to
RID OURSELVES
of
FOREIGN English Colonialist Gov/👑/Estab
Thieving/Pillaging/Plundering Oppressors
No matter the hue in that sewer of WM
every rotten one are
Thieving/Plundering/Pillaging sewer rats
Face like a dropped bag of lasagne in a puddle of dog piss.she could sook a basketball thru a straw
Watching Burnham's speech. Lisa Nandy has a face like a smacked arse!
September 29, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Jackboot Nandy who wanted WE Sovereign Scots
beaten with batons etc
bec
we've the temerity to want to
RID OURSELVES
of
FOREIGN English Colonialist Gov/👑/Estab
Thieving/Pillaging/Plundering Oppressors
No matter the hue in that sewer of WM
every rotten one are
Thieving/Plundering/Pillaging sewer rats
beaten with batons etc
bec
we've the temerity to want to
RID OURSELVES
of
FOREIGN English Colonialist Gov/👑/Estab
Thieving/Pillaging/Plundering Oppressors
No matter the hue in that sewer of WM
every rotten one are
Thieving/Plundering/Pillaging sewer rats
Jumping jackboot fash
Don't get it's the gas gas gas!
Don't get it's the gas gas gas!
Generic Ballot Polling:
🔵 DEM: 51%
🔴 GOP: 39%
Quinnipiac / Sept 27, 2026
🔵 DEM: 51%
🔴 GOP: 39%
Quinnipiac / Sept 27, 2026
September 29, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Jumping jackboot fash
Don't get it's the gas gas gas!
Don't get it's the gas gas gas!
I see elsewhere you're defending locking people up for peacefully protesting genocide. You really have got that Labour jackboot all the way down your throat, haven't you?
September 29, 2026 at 7:45 AM
I see elsewhere you're defending locking people up for peacefully protesting genocide. You really have got that Labour jackboot all the way down your throat, haven't you?
The invisible hand is now a visible jackboot.
September 28, 2026 at 3:53 PM
The invisible hand is now a visible jackboot.
I wrote this haiku last year, whilst holidaying in Xinyi:
A dead, white jackboot
Failing to be a slow grave
Inside the podcast
This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
A dead, white jackboot
Failing to be a slow grave
Inside the podcast
This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
September 28, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I wrote this haiku last year, whilst holidaying in Xinyi:
A dead, white jackboot
Failing to be a slow grave
Inside the podcast
This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
A dead, white jackboot
Failing to be a slow grave
Inside the podcast
This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
Greg loves the taste of fascist jackboot
Greg Sheridan on Insiders says he doesn’t want US AI firms held legally accountable for hacking Australians because then “they won’t come here."
Apparently adding AI regulations to keep Australians safe is an act of “self sabotage” 🙄 Absolute bootlicking trash on ABC. #auspol
Apparently adding AI regulations to keep Australians safe is an act of “self sabotage” 🙄 Absolute bootlicking trash on ABC. #auspol
September 28, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Greg loves the taste of fascist jackboot
They look like farm workers to me, the position of the sun is quitting time on Australian banana farms. Maybe they're on the road to get a truck to their quarters. There's no way every Guatemalan hasn't heard about Stephen Miller's jackboot squads, nobody is caravanning to a near-death beating.
September 28, 2026 at 3:59 AM
They look like farm workers to me, the position of the sun is quitting time on Australian banana farms. Maybe they're on the road to get a truck to their quarters. There's no way every Guatemalan hasn't heard about Stephen Miller's jackboot squads, nobody is caravanning to a near-death beating.
And by afoot, I mean a foot in a jackboot.
September 28, 2026 at 12:08 AM
And by afoot, I mean a foot in a jackboot.