HEGSETH! COLBY! WHERE ARE THE FUCKING JASSMS?
April 24, 2026 at 12:18 AM
HEGSETH! COLBY! WHERE ARE THE FUCKING JASSMS?
JIM
WHERE ARE THE PATRIOTS AND JASSMS
WHERE ARE THE PATRIOTS AND JASSMS
The Pentagon has asked defense industry leaders for plans to speed weapons production as experts warn stockpiles have been depleted .
Pentagon seeks plans to accelerate weapons production
The Pentagon has asked defense industry leaders for plans to speed weapons production as experts warn stockpiles have been depleted .
bit.ly
August 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
JIM
WHERE ARE THE PATRIOTS AND JASSMS
WHERE ARE THE PATRIOTS AND JASSMS
also burned through a genuinely shocking number of TLAMs and JASSMs, and a metric fuck ton of SMs and PACs
March 28, 2026 at 4:44 AM
also burned through a genuinely shocking number of TLAMs and JASSMs, and a metric fuck ton of SMs and PACs
imagine if we had given them the JASSMs we wasted in Iran
June 23, 2026 at 11:22 PM
imagine if we had given them the JASSMs we wasted in Iran
In my book Ex Supra I showed the US running out of ammo, specifically JASSMs, as a cautionary tale.
DOD: At long last, we’ve run out of JASSMs.
DOD: At long last, we’ve run out of JASSMs.
April 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
In my book Ex Supra I showed the US running out of ammo, specifically JASSMs, as a cautionary tale.
DOD: At long last, we’ve run out of JASSMs.
DOD: At long last, we’ve run out of JASSMs.
jesus christ that's a lot of JASSMs
March 21, 2026 at 10:14 PM
jesus christ that's a lot of JASSMs
Please. We’ll be using JASSMs and LRASMs for that high end conflict
May 22, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Please. We’ll be using JASSMs and LRASMs for that high end conflict
CENTCOM summoning JASSMs when they run out TLAMs
April 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
CENTCOM summoning JASSMs when they run out TLAMs
We know exactly where these were launched from and I think we should fire some JASSMs back before deescalating
September 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
We know exactly where these were launched from and I think we should fire some JASSMs back before deescalating
Joe Biden gave Ukraine too many Tomahawks and JASSMs is something that I wish was the case!
July 26, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Joe Biden gave Ukraine too many Tomahawks and JASSMs is something that I wish was the case!
INDOPACOM waiting nervously for the Trump presser to find out how many TLAMs and JASSMs were used
a cartoon cat is standing in a hallway looking at something .
ALT: a cartoon cat is standing in a hallway looking at something .
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
INDOPACOM waiting nervously for the Trump presser to find out how many TLAMs and JASSMs were used
CENTCOM is cocked locked and ready to rock, yet it's just as plausible we wake up to news he wrote a love letter to the Ayatollah as it is we blasted a year's worth of production of JASSMs and TLAMs at random dirt outside Tehran as it is we're bankrolling Pahlavi's attempt at an unpopular front
and that’s not something you can assert wjth any certainty when there is little proof we know he’s issued any order
February 19, 2026 at 4:24 AM
CENTCOM is cocked locked and ready to rock, yet it's just as plausible we wake up to news he wrote a love letter to the Ayatollah as it is we blasted a year's worth of production of JASSMs and TLAMs at random dirt outside Tehran as it is we're bankrolling Pahlavi's attempt at an unpopular front
Is this what Germany was financing? JASSMs?
Truly grateful and happy to see Germany's commitment to helping Ukraine growing so firmly and steadily. Every step of support matters. It saves lives.
July 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Is this what Germany was financing? JASSMs?
Post some sick TikTok videos where we launch JASSMs at individual jeeps
March 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Post some sick TikTok videos where we launch JASSMs at individual jeeps
8/ "Moreover, the cost of such a terminal is pennies compared to that of a heavy UAV, meaning the Americans can integrate it into almost all their weapons systems, including Tomahawks, JASSMs, and the new PrSMs.
March 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
8/ "Moreover, the cost of such a terminal is pennies compared to that of a heavy UAV, meaning the Americans can integrate it into almost all their weapons systems, including Tomahawks, JASSMs, and the new PrSMs.
The LRASMs kill the ships.
The JASSMs kill what’s behind the ships.
The JASSMs kill what’s behind the ships.
April 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
The LRASMs kill the ships.
The JASSMs kill what’s behind the ships.
The JASSMs kill what’s behind the ships.
This is going around from a planespotter in UK ~40 minutes ago. Just to pre-bunk some things:
- The cruise missiles on the pylons are JASSMs (conventional-only), not AGM-86 (nuclear-only).
- AGM-86 is a good deal longer (thus not two rows in line), and different livery
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- The cruise missiles on the pylons are JASSMs (conventional-only), not AGM-86 (nuclear-only).
- AGM-86 is a good deal longer (thus not two rows in line), and different livery
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April 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
This is going around from a planespotter in UK ~40 minutes ago. Just to pre-bunk some things:
- The cruise missiles on the pylons are JASSMs (conventional-only), not AGM-86 (nuclear-only).
- AGM-86 is a good deal longer (thus not two rows in line), and different livery
<more>
- The cruise missiles on the pylons are JASSMs (conventional-only), not AGM-86 (nuclear-only).
- AGM-86 is a good deal longer (thus not two rows in line), and different livery
<more>
The US didn't give Ukraine 140 THAADs, 80 SM-3s, hundreds of SM-6s, SM-2s, JASSMs, thousands of JDAMs, SDBs, or PAC-3 MSEs. Under an ideal world it would have done so, but it didn't. So they aren't to blame for any of it. This is just lazy.
Hegseth: "We're still dealing with the environment Joe Biden created—depleting our stockpiles and sending them to Ukraine instead of our own military. Every time we face a challenge, it traces back to 'Well, sent it to Ukraine.'"
It looks like they’re just going to blame Ukraine
It looks like they’re just going to blame Ukraine
March 20, 2026 at 6:22 AM
The US didn't give Ukraine 140 THAADs, 80 SM-3s, hundreds of SM-6s, SM-2s, JASSMs, thousands of JDAMs, SDBs, or PAC-3 MSEs. Under an ideal world it would have done so, but it didn't. So they aren't to blame for any of it. This is just lazy.
September 9, 2026 at 9:03 PM
In a just word all those TLAMs and JASSMs we lobbed at the desert would have been given to Ukraine, give the AFU a couple Mk 70s at this point
May 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
In a just word all those TLAMs and JASSMs we lobbed at the desert would have been given to Ukraine, give the AFU a couple Mk 70s at this point
“What’s the replacement rate on JASSMs??”
what's the funniest thing that Jeffrey Goldberg could have dropped in the group chat if he wanted to?
March 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
“What’s the replacement rate on JASSMs??”
Gonna spend the GDP of a small nation on VC vaporware instead of like fixing base housing or buying more JASSMs and SM-6s
To some degree DoD already did this to itself with Replicator, but hoo boy are people way underpricing how much money is going to be wasted on stupid shit that doesn't (and more importantly, will never) work from defense vc land
November 18, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Gonna spend the GDP of a small nation on VC vaporware instead of like fixing base housing or buying more JASSMs and SM-6s
6/6 Tomahawks would be ideal, but Barracudas, JASSMs, or ATACMS would be just as valuable.
Europe must continue managing Trump carefully, expecting nothing and treating any progress as a bonus
Europe must continue managing Trump carefully, expecting nothing and treating any progress as a bonus
October 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
6/6 Tomahawks would be ideal, but Barracudas, JASSMs, or ATACMS would be just as valuable.
Europe must continue managing Trump carefully, expecting nothing and treating any progress as a bonus
Europe must continue managing Trump carefully, expecting nothing and treating any progress as a bonus