#jassy
Bezos and Jassy need to DIAF.
Oh this can just fuck off

An AI-'written' complete copy of my own book is now on Amazon; same title, more-or-less the same blurb, and exactly the same impetus.

Reviewers of Amazon, I urge you to absolutely dive-bomb this plagiaristic piece of shit: www.amazon.co.uk/FORGOTTEN-VI...
October 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
SUNDAY STRIP: Andy Jassy

The long-form cartoon on Andy Jassy — every panel earns it.

https://ainewspage.com/people/andy-jassy/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sunday&utm_content=andy-jassy
October 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
RT @loss_gobbler: yeah I was unfairly salty at Andy Jassy over the mythos thing. holistically they seem pretty net positive as an org
October 12, 2026 at 5:12 AM
not for nothin' but you do know that Bezos hasn't actually run Amazon for about 1/2 decade?
Andy Jassy - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Amazon: ~$220bn of 2026 cash capex, and Jassy says it still won't meet all 2026 demand (company, 30 Jul 2026). Trailing free cash flow is -$7.6bn. AWS gets paid on live halls only.

https://www.sotkn.com/stack/hyperscalers/what-does-amazon-do/
October 7, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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October 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
have the whistleblower protections afforded by SB53 ever been successfully used to call the California AG or something? has it done anything?

the only time I can think of an ai safety “whistleblower” provoking government action is when Andy Jassy called Scott Bessent lol
October 6, 2026 at 1:19 AM
The best employees ask questions and are driven by self-improvement, says Amazon CEO Andy Jassy.
Amazon CEO: Successful people ask a 1-word question more often—it can make 'the biggest difference' in your career
The best employees ask questions and are driven by self-improvement, says Amazon CEO Andy Jassy.
cnb.cx
October 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Here’s an article about the Sun Valley Idaho event in 2024 that inspired Argentina’s new investment-for-citizenship plan. Per the article (published b4 the event), tech moguls invited to the event included Peter Thiel (Palantir), Alex Karp, (Palantir), Sam Altman (OpenAI), Zuckerberg (Meta). 1/
October 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I chose to fly Delta this upcoming holiday season *because* they don't use Starlink.

That's not to say that I'm happy about them using Amazon, but at least Andy Jassy isn't a white supremacist (that we know of)
October 1, 2026 at 10:04 PM
mds nem descrevi mas os loiros são meu friozinho victoria (minha amiga bianca) e o will e eles foram os primeiros a saberem da minha paixãozinha pelo jassy
September 30, 2026 at 1:49 AM
@willmckinley.bsky.social Music/movie birthday.
Henry Geehl 1881-1961. British pianist, composer and arranger composed the scores for the films The Magic Bow (1946), Jassy (1947).
September 28, 2026 at 7:30 AM
🤖 Amazon’s $25B Custom Chip Run Rate Takes Aim at Nvidia’s AI Crown

Amazon’s custom silicon business hit a $25 billion annual revenue run rate, with Graviton and Trainium chips delivering triple-digit growth, CEO Andy Jassy said.

#NVDA #Semiconductors #AI #Nvidia

https://financier.news/
September 28, 2026 at 5:24 PM
🤖 Amazon’s $25B Custom Chip Run Rate Takes Aim at Nvidia’s AI Crown

Amazon’s custom silicon business hit a $25 billion annual revenue run rate, with Graviton and Trainium chips delivering triple-digit growth, CEO Andy Jassy said.

#NVDA #Semiconductors #AI #Nvidia
September 28, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I warned people in May 2026 about Amazon's bigger plans:
"Amazon’s CEO, Andy Jassy, said recently that the company intends to continue developing its Prime Air drone delivery program, with the goal of expanding drone delivery to 500 million packages a year worldwide over the next decade."
September 27, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Shocking. SNAP (the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program), is a U.S. government program that helps low-income individuals and families buy food. I say this for the benefit of UK readers, Andy Jassy, and Jeff Bezos.
The amount of Amazon workers relying on SNAP and Medicaid has nearly tripled since 2020 — while Amazon’s annual profits soared by over 550%.

It’s the same story everywhere: corporate profits are at record highs, while workers’ share of the economy is at a record low.

We must unrig the system.
September 27, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Sorry, she was a Shifter. We had a whole conversation about stuff over the Taxi driver's head. 🤣

The Glass Walkers control this city. Mostly. We had just flushed Bezos but Jassy and his Ventrue backers are just as bad.
September 26, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Amazon is just the latest company to pivot from "fuck around" to "find out" and now they are having to claw back all the people they laid off because Andy Jassy hit the AI bong a little too hard

CEOs who simply choose not to shoot themselves in the foot will end up ahead by the end.
Amazon is trying to rehire workers it laid off, emails show
Amazon is courting former employees for open roles across the company, including some workers it laid off, recruiter emails show.
www.businessinsider.com
September 24, 2026 at 12:17 PM
AWS announces next CEO
AWS announces next CEO
An email from Andy Jassy to AWS employees:
www.missionpoint.agency
September 24, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Andy Jassy but not because of any of the shit he’s done as CEO but because of the insanely long sassy review he left on the book The Everything Store Review on Amazon: Kind of like Billy Blaze in Night Shift www.amazon.com/gp/customer-...
www.amazon.com
September 24, 2026 at 5:39 AM