#javascripts
something something javascripts georg
February 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
*clears throat*

off-site javascripts are the forever chemicals of web development

*mic drop*
like web devs as a rule do not account for the possibility that the umpteenth thing they have hooked in on the client side isn't there when they expect it to be
July 10, 2024 at 3:46 AM
know your javascripts:

❌ const sleep = ms => new Promise(res => setTimeout(res, ms));

✅ const sleep = ms => { const s = Date.now(); while(Date.now() < s+ms) {} };
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Par le passé j'ai parfois critiqué les frameworks javascripts, peut-être sans bien les connaître.

Maintenant que j'ai passé beaucoup de temps sur ces sujets et que j'ai acquis une certaine expertise, mon avis a bien changé. Ce n'est pas "de la merde"

C'EST LITTÉRALEMENT DE LA BOUSE
September 13, 2025 at 7:31 AM
all languages are either javascripts or lisps
October 15, 2024 at 9:21 PM
INTRODUCING
chrome.css 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

import this one file into any browser, immediately get cross browser support for all web features up to baseline 2025

you thought CSS was eating JavaScripts lunch?
now it's eating Browser's lunch.

#AprilFoolsDay
April 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
maybe the real JavaScripts were the friends we made along the way
May 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Drei AI generierte JavaScripts in einem Trenchcoat
July 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Além do modo leitura dos browsers baseados em firefox (uso o Zen e Waterfox) e o removepaywall.com recomendo a extensão NoScript pra controlar que javascripts os sites rodam porque ajuda muito a pular paywall e acabar com muito anúncio, rastreamento e chatice.
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July 27, 2026 at 7:45 PM
a lot of things in javascripts of the world make a lot more sense when you think about them instead of watching a youtuber le epically roast the language
June 15, 2026 at 7:34 AM
PROVE YOU'RE NOT A VIBE CODER

NAME 3 #JAVASCRIPTS

#gamedev #indiedev #webdev
March 7, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I just published Melos v7.0.0-dev.1 enabling the Pub Workspaces feature, please try it out so that we can iron out any potential problems! :)
pub.dev/packages/melos
melos | Dart package
A tool for managing Dart & Flutter repositories with multiple packages (monorepo). Supports automated versioning via Conventional Commits. Inspired by JavaScripts Lerna package.
pub.dev
January 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
okay correction. i still love html.
what i hate is Javascripts
January 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The IndieWeb is when the white guy who earns six figures vibe coding adds microformats to his blog about javascripts
September 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
acm: surprise we've gone open access

acm: double surprise you still have to load six thousand JavaScripts to view a bespoke copy of this that you can then download through the viewer
February 5, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Day-50
Project: WebDev

mid-way through rewritting everything to fix (hopefully) all the bugs that have been annoying me

its taking a while because 2 things
1: havent worked on it much today
2: i dont know any of javascripts functions and such

#buildinpublic #webdev #100DaysOfCode
July 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Learn React with the best resources + the people who shaped them. Thread 🧵

#reactjs #javascripts #typescripts
August 31, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Deleted /javascripts over ftp
December 6, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Turn off javascripts for the site. The article should magically become readable.
April 11, 2026 at 12:44 AM
javascripts gonna get pattern matching and its gonna be ugly as sin and im gonna be really sad

could be a near-perfect language uf they did it well
September 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
javascripts rocks anyways
January 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
there are too many javascripts
April 23, 2026 at 8:54 PM
This is all javascripts fault
April 9, 2026 at 4:56 AM
~Writing, just because I'm trying to get back into it again. This time it's a basic explanation of how to dequeue 3rd party plugin JavaScripts in #WordPress conditionally.

Simples.

barrd.dev/article/word...
WordPress, conditionally dequeue 3rd party plugin JavaScripts : barrd.dev
There are times a 3rd party plugin will add JavaScript when it's not needed, I'll show you how to dequeue using built in WordPress functions.
barrd.dev
September 9, 2025 at 8:40 AM
feels good dicking around on the computer can go back to being a thing you can do for fun instead of the feeling you fumbled the bag by not monetizing shitty javascripts for 200K/yr
June 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM