Guess he wasn’t a jaywalker.
February 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Guess he wasn’t a jaywalker.
From: The Jaywalker (1956), dir. Bobe Cannon, UPA
March 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
From: The Jaywalker (1956), dir. Bobe Cannon, UPA
Solar Girl vs. Jaywalker
April 17, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Solar Girl vs. Jaywalker
‘Former unemployed man and known Jaywalker charged for parking in handicapped spot”
February 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
‘Former unemployed man and known Jaywalker charged for parking in handicapped spot”
True story: One day, while I was posted in Ottawa for the Foreign Service, I was waiting at a crosswalk near Parliament Hill. I looked right, I looked left, no cars, out I went into the road against the light. From behind me I hear a group of school kids yelling 'Jaywalker! Jaywalker!'
I wandered Calgary for an hour and a half today and something felt off.
It was only when I crossed against the light that I realized: No one here jaywalks. No one.
I know nice polite canadians is a whole cliched thing but still, holy crud.
It was only when I crossed against the light that I realized: No one here jaywalks. No one.
I know nice polite canadians is a whole cliched thing but still, holy crud.
June 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
True story: One day, while I was posted in Ottawa for the Foreign Service, I was waiting at a crosswalk near Parliament Hill. I looked right, I looked left, no cars, out I went into the road against the light. From behind me I hear a group of school kids yelling 'Jaywalker! Jaywalker!'
I spied a jaywalker!
August 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I spied a jaywalker!
Sorry can't stop Neo-Nazis murdering kids in Minnesota, Kash Patel sent 30 FBI agents and a dozen ATF guys to arrest a DC jaywalker last night.
August 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Sorry can't stop Neo-Nazis murdering kids in Minnesota, Kash Patel sent 30 FBI agents and a dozen ATF guys to arrest a DC jaywalker last night.
Makes Nixon look like a jaywalker
This Administration is engaged in the largest criminal cover-up in American history.
Todd Blanche cannot serve as AG. Full stop.
Todd Blanche cannot serve as AG. Full stop.
July 15, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Makes Nixon look like a jaywalker
Trump calling anyone "piggy" is akin to Al Capone calling a jaywalker a "hardened criminal". Or actually Trump calling anyone a criminal.
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Trump calling anyone "piggy" is akin to Al Capone calling a jaywalker a "hardened criminal". Or actually Trump calling anyone a criminal.
Jaywalker getting stretched by the Swole sprinter!
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C0mm for an anonymous client.
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C0mm for an anonymous client.
August 7, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Jaywalker getting stretched by the Swole sprinter!
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C0mm for an anonymous client.
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C0mm for an anonymous client.
Spell correct swapping "daywalker" for "jaywalker" shows it clearly hasn't realised what I do for a job.
March 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Spell correct swapping "daywalker" for "jaywalker" shows it clearly hasn't realised what I do for a job.
i wouldn't want to be Kraven the Jaywalker right now
July 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i wouldn't want to be Kraven the Jaywalker right now
Trump claiming he’ll “hold Maduro accountable” is like John Gotti arresting a jaywalker. A career criminal …posturing as law enforcement. The audacity isn’t strength…it’s the tell. And it should chill you.
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Trump claiming he’ll “hold Maduro accountable” is like John Gotti arresting a jaywalker. A career criminal …posturing as law enforcement. The audacity isn’t strength…it’s the tell. And it should chill you.
February 17, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Tarmac jaywalker
May 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Tarmac jaywalker
Commission for an anonymous client
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Jaywalker stretched out to the extreme! ( That pesky Fate is up at it again...)
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Jaywalker stretched out to the extreme! ( That pesky Fate is up at it again...)
February 17, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Commission for an anonymous client
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Jaywalker stretched out to the extreme! ( That pesky Fate is up at it again...)
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Jaywalker stretched out to the extreme! ( That pesky Fate is up at it again...)
I'm a serial jaywalker. Unrepentant, too
July 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I'm a serial jaywalker. Unrepentant, too
Pop is a blatant jaywalker
No fucks given
No fucks given
May 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Pop is a blatant jaywalker
No fucks given
No fucks given
"Comparing Nixon to Trump is like comparing a jaywalker to a serial killer"
~ Ty Cobb on @beatwithari.bsky.social
~ Ty Cobb on @beatwithari.bsky.social
Number One 30rock
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June 26, 2026 at 10:40 PM
"Comparing Nixon to Trump is like comparing a jaywalker to a serial killer"
~ Ty Cobb on @beatwithari.bsky.social
~ Ty Cobb on @beatwithari.bsky.social
i saw arcueid hit and run a jaywalker on baltimore ave once
August 24, 2026 at 2:38 PM
i saw arcueid hit and run a jaywalker on baltimore ave once
Luke Jaywalker.
September 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Luke Jaywalker.
March 4, 2024 at 2:38 PM
November 28, 2024 at 4:45 PM