Don't you hate it when you're trying to get to the shops and some jaywalker is holding up traffic?
(I stood in the road to make sure they didn't get squished)
(I stood in the road to make sure they didn't get squished)
November 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Don't you hate it when you're trying to get to the shops and some jaywalker is holding up traffic?
(I stood in the road to make sure they didn't get squished)
(I stood in the road to make sure they didn't get squished)
The baby sees a jaywalker—a dad holding another toddler.
Baby: “it’s dangerous!”
Me: “wow, yeah. You know that word? You’re right, it’s dangerous.”
Baby: “car could…hit…you!”
This kid is blowing my mind.
Baby: “it’s dangerous!”
Me: “wow, yeah. You know that word? You’re right, it’s dangerous.”
Baby: “car could…hit…you!”
This kid is blowing my mind.
November 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
The baby sees a jaywalker—a dad holding another toddler.
Baby: “it’s dangerous!”
Me: “wow, yeah. You know that word? You’re right, it’s dangerous.”
Baby: “car could…hit…you!”
This kid is blowing my mind.
Baby: “it’s dangerous!”
Me: “wow, yeah. You know that word? You’re right, it’s dangerous.”
Baby: “car could…hit…you!”
This kid is blowing my mind.
Yeah it pisses me off. You cannot have both worlds. Like. Pedestrians are so much smarter because they’re aware of where they are and can stop quickly and walk back and shit. As an avid jaywalker (read: east coast us born and bred), I feel like at least that causes you to think smart about movement
November 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Yeah it pisses me off. You cannot have both worlds. Like. Pedestrians are so much smarter because they’re aware of where they are and can stop quickly and walk back and shit. As an avid jaywalker (read: east coast us born and bred), I feel like at least that causes you to think smart about movement
As if the DOJ could even convict a jaywalker....
The guy with the Subway sub walked!!!
The guy with the Subway sub walked!!!
November 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
As if the DOJ could even convict a jaywalker....
The guy with the Subway sub walked!!!
The guy with the Subway sub walked!!!
Let's not forget how over-policing that creates crime by making crimes out of things that would not be a crime without a police officer observing it.
A pedestrian crossing a quiet street becomes jaywalking, the jaywalker balls his fists and now it's assault on a police officer.
A pedestrian crossing a quiet street becomes jaywalking, the jaywalker balls his fists and now it's assault on a police officer.
November 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Let's not forget how over-policing that creates crime by making crimes out of things that would not be a crime without a police officer observing it.
A pedestrian crossing a quiet street becomes jaywalking, the jaywalker balls his fists and now it's assault on a police officer.
A pedestrian crossing a quiet street becomes jaywalking, the jaywalker balls his fists and now it's assault on a police officer.
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November 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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<<< but can one truly view it as that if it means enabling the sadistic whims of one who got too inspired by the ramblings of a delusional "Night Haunter" that would skin a jaywalker in order to bring about compliance? Truly, that is the one thing I may never quite fully grasp with you.
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November 6, 2026 at 2:20 AM
<<< but can one truly view it as that if it means enabling the sadistic whims of one who got too inspired by the ramblings of a delusional "Night Haunter" that would skin a jaywalker in order to bring about compliance? Truly, that is the one thing I may never quite fully grasp with you.
You >>>
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Really?? Seems unlikely any Markwayne Mullin could investigate a jaywalker...
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November 1, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Really?? Seems unlikely any Markwayne Mullin could investigate a jaywalker...
:: calls police on jaywalker ::
October 29, 2026 at 1:33 PM
:: calls police on jaywalker ::
Confession: I’m a jaywalker.
I’ve done it in front of Chicago cops. One day, I’ll catch one who’s looking to beat someone with his flashlight or whatever. lol
I’ve done it in front of Chicago cops. One day, I’ll catch one who’s looking to beat someone with his flashlight or whatever. lol
October 29, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Confession: I’m a jaywalker.
I’ve done it in front of Chicago cops. One day, I’ll catch one who’s looking to beat someone with his flashlight or whatever. lol
I’ve done it in front of Chicago cops. One day, I’ll catch one who’s looking to beat someone with his flashlight or whatever. lol
Regarding jaywalking in Japan: one time I was waiting at a very small street crossing with a few other people. The jaywalker in me decided “screw it, I’m going”, and IIRC the others followed after I did it!
October 29, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Regarding jaywalking in Japan: one time I was waiting at a very small street crossing with a few other people. The jaywalker in me decided “screw it, I’m going”, and IIRC the others followed after I did it!
I’ve seen TTC LRT operators on Line 5 come to a complete stop because of a jaywalker off of the alignment already (that’s a bit extreme but if they’re on the alignment, LRT should and does stop). One can argue driving should be taken more seriously but I’m not sure we can take rail less seriously.
October 28, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I’ve seen TTC LRT operators on Line 5 come to a complete stop because of a jaywalker off of the alignment already (that’s a bit extreme but if they’re on the alignment, LRT should and does stop). One can argue driving should be taken more seriously but I’m not sure we can take rail less seriously.
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MØAA - Jaywalker
From the album: Jaywalker - Single
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MØAA - Jaywalker
From the album: Jaywalker - Single
🔊 Stream in: https://nowwave.live/
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October 27, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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MØAA - Jaywalker
From the album: Jaywalker - Single
🔊 Stream in: https://nowwave.live/
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MØAA - Jaywalker
From the album: Jaywalker - Single
🔊 Stream in: https://nowwave.live/
#NowWaveLive #NowWaveMix #Maa
I’m a jaywalker. Repeat offender. 🚶♂️
October 25, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I’m a jaywalker. Repeat offender. 🚶♂️
Does the old goober know about smart phones? In DC there're enough police to choke every jaywalker and panhandler. They would have been there in seconds. Liar liar pants on fire at every utterance. 🤡
October 27, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Does the old goober know about smart phones? In DC there're enough police to choke every jaywalker and panhandler. They would have been there in seconds. Liar liar pants on fire at every utterance. 🤡
today has been a tiring day for me lately.
SO... have a Jay-mothy
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October 25, 2026 at 3:38 AM
today has been a tiring day for me lately.
SO... have a Jay-mothy
#ninjago #jaywalker #ninjagojay #jimothytheraccoon #jimothy #realpeopleart
SO... have a Jay-mothy
#ninjago #jaywalker #ninjagojay #jimothytheraccoon #jimothy #realpeopleart
That’s as stupid as saying a jaywalker is the same as a mass murderer. Oh and his envoys like Witkoff and Kushner are selling us out to our adversaries.
October 24, 2026 at 10:01 PM
That’s as stupid as saying a jaywalker is the same as a mass murderer. Oh and his envoys like Witkoff and Kushner are selling us out to our adversaries.
The Pretty Pretty Good Thunderbirds
Exceptionally Strong Sparrow
Sid Jaywalker
Slightly downgrade a music artist
Exceptionally Strong Sparrow
Sid Jaywalker
Slightly downgrade a music artist
October 23, 2026 at 12:57 AM
The Pretty Pretty Good Thunderbirds
Exceptionally Strong Sparrow
Sid Jaywalker
Slightly downgrade a music artist
Exceptionally Strong Sparrow
Sid Jaywalker
Slightly downgrade a music artist
I'm a stochastic jaywalker.
October 20, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I'm a stochastic jaywalker.
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October 18, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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