#jealous
Ever been jealous of a wall before? 🖤
November 2, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Handsome
Well Educated
Experienced
Vibrant
the orange man is so jealous
October 31, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Abdul is so fucking cool, everyone talking shit is jealous. I'm jealous too, tbh.
November 4, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I’m not at all jealous of those of you who can do that bicep heart thing.

Not. Jealous. At. All.
Jealous Squidward
ALT: Jealous Squidward
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November 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Jealous
November 3, 2026 at 2:52 PM
im jealous tbh this must be a pretty fun night to get ripshit on beam and send some text messages
November 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Jealous 🗳️
I have been out of bed like half-an-hour but #IVoted!
November 3, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Jealous. 🗳️
Like voting, Colorado knows how to do it.
November 3, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Hihihi. Karls is not at all jealous of fashionable dachshund.
November 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Jealous much?
November 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Girls that can cum without hands make me so jealous
November 4, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Someone's jealous of his nephew
Cenk Uygur complains that no progressive Senate candidate has gone on The Young Turks this election cycle, and he blames the consultants for it.

"Do you know that we've asked all the progressives running in the Senate to come on the show?"
November 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Jealous
I love Albany County voting stickers. I mean, a butterfly lands on the nose of a dog?!

Winds of change people...Here we go.

#AcademicSky #election #USelection #vote #Ivoted
November 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Epic "I voted" sticker. Super duper jealous. 🗳️
November 3, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Jealous
Happy November! This month Voyager 1 will become the first spacecraft to reach 1 light day from Earth. 🔭 #astro
November 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Let's be the kind of friends that make strangers jealous.
FUUUUUCK.....gotta thing for BLACK MEN, especially when they're fur dusted. ALL BLACK DICK GOES TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE for me.......🔥
November 4, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Congratulations Michigan! I am deeply jealous.
VoteHub projects Abdul El-Sayed to win the Michigan U.S. Senate election.
November 4, 2026 at 5:58 AM
jealous of cute people,,,, hnnnggggg >:(
November 4, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Wildly jealous of “America 250 was a funeral,” ngl
November 4, 2026 at 4:48 AM
legal weed. teenage me would be so jealous
what is a satisfying purchase as an adult
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
There is no adult purchase less satisfying than new tires.
November 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I am so jealous of that nutsack.
November 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Jealous
November 3, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I’m so jealous of this post Jerry
November 4, 2026 at 4:28 AM
The State must be jealous of its prerogatives, or it rapidly stops being The State.
To paraphrase Stalin, how many divisions does Elon Musk have?

(The answer is none, which is why we can and must proceed to ruin him and salt the cursed earth from which he came).
Elon Musk suddenly deleting his political posts after the Democrats won Congress in a landslide.

With investigations into DOGE, government contracts, and conflicts of interest coming, dude is shook. 👀
November 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
You should buy these so everyone in your life is jealous.
I know this isn't what we're talking about right now, but I'm going to do a shop update tomorrow at noon pacific! I'll have a handful of different types of work. First, some mugs...
November 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM