Nah, remember that camera guy who got too close to the climax shot? Jizzface suits perfectly
September 22, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Nah, remember that camera guy who got too close to the climax shot? Jizzface suits perfectly
Flashback: 8 years ago today was one of the greatest moments of my life when I got @timothycsimons.bsky.social to say "Jolly Green jizzface" during a short conversation following a panel discussion on Veep at Politicon.
July 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Flashback: 8 years ago today was one of the greatest moments of my life when I got @timothycsimons.bsky.social to say "Jolly Green jizzface" during a short conversation following a panel discussion on Veep at Politicon.
Jolly Green Jizzface
December 18, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Jolly Green Jizzface
jolly green jizzface
September 30, 2024 at 11:33 PM
jolly green jizzface
Whenever I see him sign something, I always think of this scene in Veep when Amy makes fun of Jonah's signature
August 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Whenever I see him sign something, I always think of this scene in Veep when Amy makes fun of Jonah's signature
Awww... Jizzface has a sad.
January 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Awww... Jizzface has a sad.
Sharing AI is pretty dark side, for a Jedi.
"You're an AI denier and scold!"
True.
"You're an AI denier and scold!"
True.
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Sharing AI is pretty dark side, for a Jedi.
"You're an AI denier and scold!"
True.
"You're an AI denier and scold!"
True.
I'm throwing my hat in the ring to be the next President of the US running on the ticket of making Donald Jizzface Trump personally destroy the ballroom he's currently constructing & then deporting him and his entire family to the North Sentinel Island with one can of Spam & no tin opener.
Vote me!
Vote me!
October 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I'm throwing my hat in the ring to be the next President of the US running on the ticket of making Donald Jizzface Trump personally destroy the ballroom he's currently constructing & then deporting him and his entire family to the North Sentinel Island with one can of Spam & no tin opener.
Vote me!
Vote me!
They've got to be seen to be going through the motions but Donald Jizzface Trump won't, I'm betting, bite.
kyivindependent.com/france-uk-to...
kyivindependent.com/france-uk-to...
France, UK to finalize peace plan with Ukraine 'in days,' set to present to US, Reuters reports
"We're looking at putting this plan together in days and not weeks," a senior European diplomat told Reuters.
kyivindependent.com
March 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
They've got to be seen to be going through the motions but Donald Jizzface Trump won't, I'm betting, bite.
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kyivindependent.com/france-uk-to...
"But Trump stared at every one of them."
Hahahaha lol at Donald acting all big boy pants
Hahahaha lol at Donald acting all big boy pants
May 31, 2024 at 10:30 AM
"But Trump stared at every one of them."
Hahahaha lol at Donald acting all big boy pants
Hahahaha lol at Donald acting all big boy pants
Exclusive! My insider on the Donald Jello'd Trump legal team tells me that in a bid to regain credibility, after that car crash appearance that was Bob Costello yesterday, Big Bird of Sesame street fame will be appearing alongside Donald at the New York Hush Money trial.
May 21, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Exclusive! My insider on the Donald Jello'd Trump legal team tells me that in a bid to regain credibility, after that car crash appearance that was Bob Costello yesterday, Big Bird of Sesame street fame will be appearing alongside Donald at the New York Hush Money trial.
Donald Jerkoff Trump was reportedly hiding in a New York orange market this morning, because he's scared of going to court, and his legal team had to bring sniffer dogs to locate him
April 22, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Donald Jerkoff Trump was reportedly hiding in a New York orange market this morning, because he's scared of going to court, and his legal team had to bring sniffer dogs to locate him
… she’s also a terrible person.
Nora spite-invites Jizzface & Jen to her book launch. Jen tries to ruin it but plays right into Nora’s hands. She’s the kind of spiteful, evil supervillain I can get behind!
2/
Nora spite-invites Jizzface & Jen to her book launch. Jen tries to ruin it but plays right into Nora’s hands. She’s the kind of spiteful, evil supervillain I can get behind!
2/
September 2, 2024 at 1:19 AM
… she’s also a terrible person.
Nora spite-invites Jizzface & Jen to her book launch. Jen tries to ruin it but plays right into Nora’s hands. She’s the kind of spiteful, evil supervillain I can get behind!
2/
Nora spite-invites Jizzface & Jen to her book launch. Jen tries to ruin it but plays right into Nora’s hands. She’s the kind of spiteful, evil supervillain I can get behind!
2/
Extraordinary S2 E4: “Ready to Rumble.”
Jizzface tries to reconnect w/ his best friend from his former life. It goes as well as you’d expect.
Carrie tries to get a new bf but her ex-bf man-child Kash is smothering her. Don’t feel too bad for her…
1/ 🧵
#extraordinary #hulu
Jizzface tries to reconnect w/ his best friend from his former life. It goes as well as you’d expect.
Carrie tries to get a new bf but her ex-bf man-child Kash is smothering her. Don’t feel too bad for her…
1/ 🧵
#extraordinary #hulu
September 2, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Extraordinary S2 E4: “Ready to Rumble.”
Jizzface tries to reconnect w/ his best friend from his former life. It goes as well as you’d expect.
Carrie tries to get a new bf but her ex-bf man-child Kash is smothering her. Don’t feel too bad for her…
1/ 🧵
#extraordinary #hulu
Jizzface tries to reconnect w/ his best friend from his former life. It goes as well as you’d expect.
Carrie tries to get a new bf but her ex-bf man-child Kash is smothering her. Don’t feel too bad for her…
1/ 🧵
#extraordinary #hulu
Isn't it amazing how JizzFace Maxwell lies in order to try & get a pardon from Rapist Trump? Just ask E. Jean Carroll what it's like to be raped by him, along with all the underage girls Trump was involved with Epstein! It's disgraceful. Lies Lies Lies
August 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Isn't it amazing how JizzFace Maxwell lies in order to try & get a pardon from Rapist Trump? Just ask E. Jean Carroll what it's like to be raped by him, along with all the underage girls Trump was involved with Epstein! It's disgraceful. Lies Lies Lies
Thank goodness for @jkbjournalist.bsky.social
Of course it’s going to be a woman to get these mf’ers just like she was the one to bring Epstein & Jizzface to justice!!
It’s almost ALWAYS a woman who stands up to the orange menace!!
Of course it’s going to be a woman to get these mf’ers just like she was the one to bring Epstein & Jizzface to justice!!
It’s almost ALWAYS a woman who stands up to the orange menace!!
NEW: (Gift) Follow the Money: Miami Herald, NYT seek to unseal Jeffrey Epstein estate records www.miamiherald.com/news/local/a...
Miami Herald, New York Times seek to unseal records on Jeffrey Epstein’s estate
The Miami Herald has joined an effort by The New York Times asking a judge to unseal financial records from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate in the U.S. Virgin Islands.
www.miamiherald.com
September 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Thank goodness for @jkbjournalist.bsky.social
Of course it’s going to be a woman to get these mf’ers just like she was the one to bring Epstein & Jizzface to justice!!
It’s almost ALWAYS a woman who stands up to the orange menace!!
Of course it’s going to be a woman to get these mf’ers just like she was the one to bring Epstein & Jizzface to justice!!
It’s almost ALWAYS a woman who stands up to the orange menace!!
He is as evil as Andrew Jizzface Jackson, Dumber than Warren Harding, and greedier Rummy Reagan.
April 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
He is as evil as Andrew Jizzface Jackson, Dumber than Warren Harding, and greedier Rummy Reagan.
Buzz off and die, you jizzface!
August 1, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Buzz off and die, you jizzface!
Go to hell and die, jizzface!
June 4, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Go to hell and die, jizzface!
I now believe that Donald Jizzface Trump has modeled his entire being and douchebaggery after Auric Goldfinger of the 007 James Bond series.
He cheats at golf too!
He cheats at golf too!
a man in a suit is standing in the grass holding a bag and saying a-ha !
Alt: a man in a suit is standing in the grass holding a bag and saying a-ha !
media.tenor.com
April 7, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I now believe that Donald Jizzface Trump has modeled his entire being and douchebaggery after Auric Goldfinger of the 007 James Bond series.
He cheats at golf too!
He cheats at golf too!
Fuck Donald Jizzface Trump
June 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Fuck Donald Jizzface Trump