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agentlove.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYs4... HI

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[ANIMATIC] 💋🍻 Pretty Lavinia 🍻💋 [The Magnus Archives Season 2]
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December 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
agentlove.bsky.social
like a grain of sand behind my eye

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Digital art of John and Not!Sasha from The Magnus Archives, with a swirling red background. John, depicted as a brown man with scraggly hair and a sweater, glares and blushes up at Not!Sasha, who adjusts his glasses with a grin. She's depicted as a brown woman with long, floppy dark brown hair, and big black eyes.
February 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
agentlove.bsky.social
i love you for you 💗

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Digital art of Not!Sasha and John from The Magnus Archives holding hands. Not!Sasha is a woman with a long skirt, long, curly hair, and big black hollow eyes. John is a man in a sweater with scraggly, slicked-back hair and glasses, smiling at her. His eyes aren't level with her, and he's looking at a shape made of blood behind Not!Sasha, depicting the real Sasha.
January 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
agentlove.bsky.social
SO YOU FINALLY DECIDED TO LET ME OUT, JOHN?

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Digital art of Not!Sasha and John from The Magnus Archives, with Not!Sasha colored in dark fuchsia and John in dark teal. Not!Sasha is in her true form, a massive, spindly monster with too many joints, wide-open, black eyes and mouth, and ropy, knotted, thinning hair. She awkwardly wraps her limbs around John and is smiling down at him. John, a long-haired man in glasses and a cardigan, reaches his arms out in surprise and blushes. Around him are floating eyes with hearts for the pupils.
April 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
agentlove.bsky.social
i collect and judge tma design lineups like pokemon cards so it's only fair i throw my hat into the ring. here u go 🤲

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Lineup of OP's The Magnus Archives designs. They're labeled fullbodies on an abstract green-and-brown background. John is a tired-looking brown man in a sweater with scraggly, slicked-back hair, Sasha and Not!Sasha are a pair of brown women with long curly hair, identical save for Not!Sasha being shorter, wearing her hair down, having an unsettling face, and Sasha wearing an eye-patterned scarf. Tim is a brown man in a button-up striking a pose and grinning, looking more haggard post-season 1. Martin is a nervous-looking pale fat man in a sweater with a receding hairline, steam from his mug hanging around him like fog. Elias is a pale bearded man with slicked-back facial hair wielding a metal pipe, looking up in thought. Melanie is a pale, casually-dressed fat girl with emo hair and a dismissive smile. Daisy is a ghastly-looking, small woman in a blue work shirt, with light hair in a low ponytail and a thin smile. Basira is a brown-skinned hijabi woman in a heavy brown coat holding a box of tapes and pouting.
January 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
chubfroggy.bsky.social
Jonathon Sims

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January 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
agentlove.bsky.social
such a good listener lately!

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Digital art in bright shades of red, purple, and teal of John and Not!Sasha from The Magnus Archives. John is talking animatedly with his hands while Not!Sasha smiles at him and holds a folder or book to her chest. John is depicted as brown-skinned with frazzled hair, glasses, and pockmark scars all over his body. Not!Sasha is depicted as shorter, brown-skinned with floppy dark hair, big black pupils, and an unsettling black smile.
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
agentlove.bsky.social
Then finally, after what seemed like forever, a stupid, arrogant, little man cut the webs and set the monster free.

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Digital painting of John and Not!Sasha from The Magnus Archives. John is depicted as a brown man covered in pockmark scars, with scraggly, slicked-back hair, rectangular glasses, and a teal sweater. He fearfully holds a metal pipe and looks up. Behind him is Not!Sasha in her true form, a dark-haired, long-limbed monster with large black eyes and a gaping mouth, still dressed like Sasha. The background is abstract black-and-red squares.
February 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
agentlove.bsky.social
what trust remains between us

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Digital art in red tones of Not!Sasha and John from the Magnus Archives, laying together on a tiled floor. John is asleep, with one hand in Not!Sasha's hair, while Not!Sasha smiles at the viewer. Not!Sasha is depicted as a brown woman with thick, curly hair and big, black eyes. John is depicted as a scarred brown man with glasses and frazzled hair.
June 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
agentlove.bsky.social
i'll be something you'd rather not know

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Digital art with heavy watercolor texturing of John and Georgie from The Magnus Archives. John is depicted as a tall, thin brown man with scraggly, gray-streaked hair, glasses, and scars. Georgie is depicted as a fat black woman with long, dyed hair tied into buns, one of which is obscured. They're both wearing hoodies. Georgie hugs John as she rests her head against his face, while he has one hand on her shoulder and the other limp at his side. Neither of them are looking at eachother. The background is sunset-colored watercolor splotches, with black splotches around the two of them, mostly John.
May 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
agentlove.bsky.social
"After a six month coma? No – it’s not. This isn’t how it’s supposed to go, John."

my tragic bisexuals
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Digital art in shades of purple with a gritty red background of John and Georgie from The Magnus Archives. John, depicted as a bony, long-haired man in a hospital gown, sits up from his coma. Georgie, a fat black woman with long hair tied into buns and a hoodie, grips his shoulder and speaks nervously to him.
March 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
agentlove.bsky.social
The Other hovers achingly
Filled with emptiness and need
Making melancholy me
Recall the light of love

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i hope to some tma server or friend group or something i'm just regarded like "that one john x notsasha guy's posting again."

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Digital painting, in red and black, with some yellow accents, of Not!Sasha and John from The Magnus Archives, both monstrous. Not!Sasha is in her true form, a long and spindly creature with massive hands, a gaping black mouth, and big black eyes. Her long hair curtains her and John, who she holds the face of in one big, bloody hand. He's smiling fondly up at her, looking at her with every eye on his face - they cover his face, and one eye socket is overcrowded with them.
February 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
agentlove.bsky.social
i want my baby back, so now i pack a shovel 🕸🪓

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Digital art of John and Not!Sasha from The Magnus Archives, mostly in shades of red. They're chibis and holding hands, looking into eachother's eyes, while John holds an axe behind Sasha's back and Sasha holds a monstrous hand behind his. John is depicted with brown skin, slicked-back dark hair with a scraggly antenna of white hair, square glasses, and a teal sweater. Not!Sasha is depicted with brown skin, long, curly dark hair, a white blouse with a pink ribbon and long skirt, and big unsettling eyes. The background is patterns of red and brown, with pink hearts surrounding them, and the text above John's head from the deluxe transcript of episode 3, "Strange - blurring of facial features seems to have taken place sometime after statement recorded. Some sort of accident while filming?"
December 14, 2024 at 7:24 AM
agentlove.bsky.social
wintery dressup with s2 archive crew best archive crew ❄

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Digital art of Not!Sasha, John, Tim, and Martin from The Magnus Archives walking outside in winter wear. The background is a purple-and-brown posterized city, and fog surrounds them. Not!Sasha is depicted as a short brown woman with big, vacant eyes, too many teeth, and thick brown hair tucked into her scarf. Her scarf is patterned with cartoon ghosts, and she wears a dark blue sweater, a long, patterned skirt, and fluffy boots. She's adjusting her scarf and has one hand on John's shoulder. John is depicted as a tall, tired-looking brown man with pushed-back, graying dark hair, covered in worm scars. He's dressed in a dark coat, a turtleneck, and dark pants and shoes. He crosses his arms and looks at Not!Sasha. Tim is depicted as a short Asian man with tired eyes and shaggy hair, covered in freckles and worm scars. He wears a puffy rainbow coat and baggy teal shorts, and gives John a thumbs up. Martin is depicted as an average-height pale fat man with thinning red hair and big glasses. He wears a faded jacket over a white-and-black sweatshirt, blue sweatpants, and black-and-white sneakers. He's awkwardly shifting, tugging on his jacket and looking sadly at the rest of the group.
March 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
agentlove.bsky.social
Please don’t record our conversations.

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Digital art in red, purple, and green, of Not!Sasha and John from The Magnus Archives. Not!Sasha is depicted as a short brown woman with dark, floppy hair, big black eyes, and a thin, inhuman smile. John is depicted as a tall, bony brown man with scraggly hair, glasses, scars, and a teal sweater. He grabs Not!Sasha's shoulder and fearfully looks into her eyes, teeth bared, while she smiles at him. Behind them is a surreal pattern, alongside falling scraps of paper.
April 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
agentlove.bsky.social
what if you preferred her like this and you had to live with the guilt forever

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Digital art of Not!Sasha and John from The Magnus Archives. John is hugging Not!Sasha around the waist and blushing, while Not!Sasha beams up at him, gesturing and saying “so forward, John!” in mismatched letters. Not!Sasha is depicted as an ashen, corpselike brown woman with thick, dark hair, a collared blouse, and big black eyes and an empty black mouth. John is depicted as a brown man covered in scars with scraggly dark hair with a graying streak, a dark teal sweater, and rectangular glasses. They’re on a blood-splattered background of black-and-white distorted faces, surrounded by hearts.
July 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
tofu3.bsky.social
Jon Archivist Sims the wet cat of horror protagonists
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June 17, 2024 at 11:44 AM
agentlove.bsky.social
" Do you know how it feels? To be – anonymous? And yet known! "

she's his wretched thing 👁️ 💚

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Digital art of John and Not!Sasha from The Magnus Archives. They're glowing green and on a surreal dark teal background. John is depicted as a scarred brown-skinned man with long, graying, frazzled dark hair, a sweater, and rectangular glasses. Not!Sasha is depicted as a short, brown-skinned woman with long, floppy brown hair, a scarf and blouse, big dark eyes, and a dark slit mouth. John looms over Not!Sasha, leering down at her and squeezing her face in his hand. Glowing eyes peek through his hair.
June 20, 2025 at 6:43 AM
ultrabee.bsky.social
how will people know i’m johnsims magnus archives coded without my vaguely tma themed un
November 8, 2024 at 3:28 AM
agentlove.bsky.social
“I think she would hate me. The real Sasha.” He shut his eyes, and there she was again, that faceless body. “I know what she looked like, now. And I don’t feel anything when I picture it.”

fic cover
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Digital painting of John from The Magnus Archives, cover for a fic titled "I Saw The Skyline, And The Arch Reminded Me", captioned "A Magnus Archives fanfiction by Bandtrees". John is sitting under the windowsill of the Scottish safehouse, wide-eyed, sweating, and hugging his knee, looking at the tape recorder by his side. He's a brown-skinned man with rectangular glasses, a baggy sweater, and long, scraggly graying dark hair. The sky is green and dotted with eyes outside.
June 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
agentlove.bsky.social
don't be my last strange encounter

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Digital painting of Georgie and John from The Magnus Archives, in a dark room. Georgie is depicted as a fat black woman with long, dyed hair, eyeshadow, and a gray hoodie. John is depicted as a bony brown man covered in scars with scraggly hair and glasses. They're kissing on Georgie's couch, smiling, while John traps the Admiral's paws under his arm. The Admiral is a gray tabby cat with closed eyes. Around them is a teal halo of eyes, sprouting from John's cheek and circling their heads, all staring at Georgie.
April 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
agentlove.bsky.social
but i'll live, unfortunately

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Digital painting in red, purple, and yellow of Georgie and John from The Magnus Archives. Georgie is depicted as a fat black woman with long hair and a hoodie. John is depicted as a brown man with long, tangled hair. They're illuminated by streetlights, John lurking behind Georgie and staring at her wide-eyed with his hand on her shoulder, while she looks uncomfortable.
March 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
agentlove.bsky.social
💞 ☠️ DEAD GIRLS NEVER SAY NO! ☠️ 💞

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Digital painting of Not!Sasha and John from The Magnus Archives. Not!Sasha is depicted as an inhuman brown woman with long, dark floppy hair and a blouse, with big black eyes and an unnaturally stretched form. John is depicted as a brown man with scraggly hair, graying cowlicks, and a teal sweater. Not!Sasha's dripping with blood and smiling with a gaping mouth at John, who nuzzles against her neck. Around them are the lyrics "With the scent of a girl who is embalmed / It was me and the maggots till you came along". The background is a surreal red pattern.
April 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
agentlove.bsky.social
the book club reached the most important reveal in all of tma today. MY SEX REPULSED KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Digital art of John from The Magnus Archives, depicted as a brown man with slicked-back, graying dark hair, stylized antennae of lighter strands at either side of his head, and heavy worm-scarring. He wears a green blazer with a shirt under it depicting the asexuality flag and the text "DIE A VIRGIN". He looks down it and thinks "Well, she has the spirit, I suppose." Beneath him is a screenshot from the transcript, reading: MELANIE: No clue, and not interested! Although… according to Georgie, John doesn’t. BASIRA: Like, at all? Around the screenshot are purple hearts, and the background is a soft, posterized gradient of the ace flag. Digital doodle comic of Elias and John from The Magnus Archives. In the first panel, Elias (depicted as a bearded man with slicked-back hair, a blazer, and a polo shirt) smiles smugly and says, "It is pride month, John. You know what that means." John responds "whuh-" In the second panel, Elias has turned to John and is using the Eye to project the asexual Nicki Minaj moodboard into his head as he screams.
December 29, 2024 at 5:49 AM
agentlove.bsky.social
i think she definitely ate at least one of them

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Digital painting of Not!Sasha and John from The Magnus Archives, in largely green, brown, and yellow. Not!Sasha is depicted as a brown woman with big black eyes, long, floppy hair, and a blouse with an ankle-length skirt. John is depicted as a brown man with glasses, dark, slicked-back hair, and a teal sweater over a dress shirt. Sasha has John pulled into her lap and is pulling worms out of his body, smiling as they squirm on her hand, covered in blood. John is unconscious, body burrowed with worms. The background is colorful gummy worms, with faint blood at the bottom, and text behind Not!Sasha and John of her describing finding John unconscious in episode 40. The same image, without text and cropped closer.
March 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM