#jokefriday
I'm disappointed with the new Haribo Star Wars selection.
They're all Chewie. #JokeFriday
October 2, 2026 at 8:44 PM
The inventors of the brochure have died.
RIP Pam Flett and her husband, Lee. ##JokeFriday
February 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
David: I have a half brother.

Jon: Different fathers?

David: No. Shark attack.

#JokeFriday
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
I inherited a Motown wardrobe from my grandad. It’s only got four tops in it. #JokeFriday
April 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I was going to post about joke about sodium. But then I thought, Na.
#JokeFriday
February 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Swedish astronomer Anders Celsius died in 1744 aged 43, though his rival Fahrenheit was convinced he was 109. #JokeFriday
January 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I come from a family of failed magicians...
I've got two half sisters. #JokeFriday
June 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Has anyone tried blind archery? You don't know what you are missing. ##JokeFriday
November 29, 2024 at 8:29 PM
What's the best thing about switzerland ?

I don't know , but their flag is a big plus.

##JokeFriday
February 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I watched a film last night that was set around a tea plantation in India.
It was rated PG. #JokeFriday
April 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Child: Dad, can I watch the TV?
Dad: Yes, but don't turn it on. #JokeFriday #Firstskeet
November 15, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Last night, someone broke in and took half a dozen eggs, and left a saucepan of warm water. Police believe it was poacher. #JokeFriday
May 2, 2025 at 10:11 AM
In News today, a man was in court for stealing a bag and was sentenced in just 3 minutes. It was a briefcase.

#JokeFriday
August 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Jack applied for the role of Father Christmas at the grotto in town. He got the sack on his first day.
#JokeFriday #DadJoke #ChristmasJoke
December 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
My next-door neighbour, Ena, is such a happy person. Whenever I say,"Hi Ena,
she just laughs and laughs. #JokeFriday
November 22, 2024 at 9:20 PM
What breakdown seevice do scousers use?

The Ay Ay, Ay Ay Calmdown"

#JokeFriday
January 16, 2026 at 8:11 PM
What do you call a man being attacked by a cat ?

Claude.

#JokeFriday
October 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Ironman should really be a woman. After all, he is a Fe male. #JokeFriday
March 20, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lipstick. #JokeFriday #NaughtyJoke
November 29, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Why did the clock phone the ruler? Because desperate times call for desperate measures. #JokeFriday
April 3, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Just bought myself a first aid kit. I thought I'd treat myself. #JokeFriday
July 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Fun Fact:

Koi Carp travel in groups of 4. If attacked, Koi A, B and C flee. Leaving behind the D Koi. #JokeFriday
September 18, 2026 at 9:16 PM
A man walks into a bar....ow! I got that joke from my brother. #jokefriday
February 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
A medical question and answer session.

Q :- What’s the difference between a cyst and a polyp?

A :- A cyst can’t put the kettle on…
#JokeFriday
August 27, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I've been eminiscing about my childhood of late. My dad would put me inside of a tyre and roll me down a steep hill. They were goodyears. #JokeFriday
August 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM