![4-panel comic. (1) April 2023: [JUICE space probe flying away from Earth] FROM EARTH: *JUICE* is en route to explore the icy moons of Jupiter! JUICE: *Wheee!* (2) August 2024: [JUICE flying past Earth] JUICE: ...So which planet was I visiting again? I got distracted. FROM EARTH: Jupiter! JUICE: Right, OK. (3) September 2026: [JUICE flies past Earth again] JUICE: Is Jupiter the one with all the rings? Or... FROM EARTH: No, the big one near it. JUICE: Got it! (4) January 2029: [JUICE returning to fly past Earth again] JUICE: And *which* moons am I looking at? FROM EARTH: Oh my *god*. FROM EARTH: Now I get why we budgeted for so many Earth flybys.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreih2hocndvj6rupk5itttpmxce7tdl465uzaf5iibkzipzyvoy4tuq)
September 29, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Bluesky has the juice
July 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Bluesky has the juice
ok, this place has the juice
June 4, 2026 at 2:02 PM
ok, this place has the juice
Bluesky has the juice.
I quit the former Twitter two years ago this week, and I am here to tell you that my online life got a lot better for having left it. In two years I've not been tempted to go back, and I haven't felt any penalty in either career or community for not being there. It's nice to be here and not there.
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Bluesky has the juice.
He loves orange juice
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
He loves orange juice
I am Canadian and I WILL NEVER AGAIN BUY AN ORANGE FROM FLORIDA OR A DROP OF FLORIDA ORANGE JUICE!
FYI, Oasis orange juice is a Canadian brand that sources oranges from Brazil. BUY OASIS! 🍁
FYI, Oasis orange juice is a Canadian brand that sources oranges from Brazil. BUY OASIS! 🍁
March 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I am Canadian and I WILL NEVER AGAIN BUY AN ORANGE FROM FLORIDA OR A DROP OF FLORIDA ORANGE JUICE!
FYI, Oasis orange juice is a Canadian brand that sources oranges from Brazil. BUY OASIS! 🍁
FYI, Oasis orange juice is a Canadian brand that sources oranges from Brazil. BUY OASIS! 🍁
That makes sense.
September 28, 2026 at 2:40 PM
That makes sense.
chips: we put more air in the bag
cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box
fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.
cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box
fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.
September 29, 2026 at 7:52 PM
chips: we put more air in the bag
cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box
fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.
cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box
fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.
Orange juice sharks
December 18, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Orange juice sharks
i’m here to drink juice and play toys….. and im all out of juice…..
January 27, 2026 at 3:40 PM
i’m here to drink juice and play toys….. and im all out of juice…..
Fresh fruit juice would heal me rn
May 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Fresh fruit juice would heal me rn
The juice is gone
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The juice is gone
Bluesky has the juice for live events
October 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Bluesky has the juice for live events
Juice Boxes
June 5, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Juice Boxes
Okay yes I had juice with dinner.
Agave juice.
Well tequila.
Whatever. 🤷♂️
Agave juice.
Well tequila.
Whatever. 🤷♂️
September 15, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Okay yes I had juice with dinner.
Agave juice.
Well tequila.
Whatever. 🤷♂️
Agave juice.
Well tequila.
Whatever. 🤷♂️
bluesky has the juice
May 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
bluesky has the juice
good question
September 28, 2026 at 2:57 PM
good question
eevee holds juice
October 31, 2024 at 7:06 PM
eevee holds juice
