I had this exact tantrum in a reply to Zoom after they informed me they were increasing their fees after stuffing Zoom full of AI shit I do not want or need.
“Can we rip its colon out please?” 😂
“Can we rip its colon out please?” 😂
@juliancrosscomedy on Instagram: "Can AI generate these 🥜s? #ai #standup #comedy #reels #create"
195K likes, 4,011 comments - juliancrosscomedy on October 8, 2026: "Can AI generate these 🥜s? #ai #standup #comedy #reels #create".
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October 9, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I had this exact tantrum in a reply to Zoom after they informed me they were increasing their fees after stuffing Zoom full of AI shit I do not want or need.
“Can we rip its colon out please?” 😂
“Can we rip its colon out please?” 😂
#juliancrosscomedy - "Can Al generate these 🥜s?" www.instagram.com/reel/DePr... #banai #aimakesyoudumb #getoffyourai #climatechange
@juliancrosscomedy - Instagram: "Can AI generate these 🥜s? #ai #standup #comedy #reels #create"
October 8, 2026、47K likes, 1,430 comments - juliancrosscomedy: "Can AI generate these 🥜s? #ai #standup #comedy #reels #create".
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October 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
#juliancrosscomedy - "Can Al generate these 🥜s?" www.instagram.com/reel/DePr... #banai #aimakesyoudumb #getoffyourai #climatechange
You wanna see something funny?
@juliancrosscomedy on Instagram: "better off wearing plutonium at this point #shein #standup #comedy #reels #clothing"
220K likes, 7,158 comments - juliancrosscomedy on July 8, 2026: "better off wearing plutonium at this point #shein #standup #comedy #reels #clothing".
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October 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
You wanna see something funny?
Yup they knew what they were doing…
@juliancrosscomedy on Instagram: "I’d rather wear hop sack shoes than a converse atp #converse #standup #comedy #reels #controversy"
38K likes, 1,880 comments - juliancrosscomedy on September 19, 2026: "I’d rather wear hop sack shoes than a converse atp #converse #standup #comedy #reels #controversy".
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September 21, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Yup they knew what they were doing…
#JulianCross - "Stop delivering Tapioca and diapers to the government." www.instagram.com/reel/DdhQ... #politics #weirdGOP
@juliancrosscomedy - Instagram: "Stop delivering Tapioca amd diapers to the governtment…#CONGRESS #S...
September 20, 2026、19K likes, 1,048 comments - juliancrosscomedy: "Stop delivering Tapioca amd diapers to the governtment…#CONGRESS #STANDUP #COMEDY #REELS #GOVERNMENT".
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September 20, 2026 at 9:49 PM
#JulianCross - "Stop delivering Tapioca and diapers to the government." www.instagram.com/reel/DdhQ... #politics #weirdGOP
www.instagram.com/reel/Dc8xEjD... #BuildInfrastucture #MoreTrainsFewerCars Really glad I live in a walkable/bikeable city with subways & rail service close by.
@juliancrosscomedy on Instagram: "they ask what car you drive before your name…so what car do you drive? #cars #standup #comedy #reels #auto"
42K likes, 995 comments - juliancrosscomedy on September 6, 2026: "they ask what car you drive before your name…so what car do you drive? #cars #standup #comedy #reels #auto".
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September 6, 2026 at 8:49 PM
www.instagram.com/reel/Dc8xEjD... #BuildInfrastucture #MoreTrainsFewerCars Really glad I live in a walkable/bikeable city with subways & rail service close by.
The only AI I want in my life is Allen Iverson. All other AI can lick my nuts from the back. www.instagram.com/reel/DczM... #JulianCross #aiisgarbage #getoffyourai
@juliancrosscomedy - Instagram: "the only AI I respect is number 3 for the Sixers #AI #standup #come...
September 2, 2026、2,956 likes, 170 comments - juliancrosscomedy: "the only AI I respect is number 3 for the Sixers #AI #standup #comedy #reels #artificialintelligence".
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September 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
The only AI I want in my life is Allen Iverson. All other AI can lick my nuts from the back. www.instagram.com/reel/DczM... #JulianCross #aiisgarbage #getoffyourai
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And the burden is on us, not the company to ensure software security…
And the burden is on us, not the company to ensure software security…
juliancrosscomedy on Instagram: "Do I need a password to die? #password #standup #comedy #reels #resetView all 7,073 comments"
Do I need a password to die? #password #standup #comedy #reels #resetView all 7,073 comments
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August 15, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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And the burden is on us, not the company to ensure software security…
And the burden is on us, not the company to ensure software security…
Righteous.
@juliancrosscomedy on Instagram: "living in cyberchase now #ai #standup #comedy #reels #artificalintelligence"
104K likes, 2,226 comments - juliancrosscomedy on July 5, 2026: "living in cyberchase now #ai #standup #comedy #reels #artificalintelligence".
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August 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Righteous.
Please enjoy this view into my soul.
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@juliancrosscomedy on Instagram: "Do I need a password to die? #password #standup #comedy #reels #reset"
49K likes, 2,092 comments - juliancrosscomedy on August 4, 2026: "Do I need a password to die? #password #standup #comedy #reels #reset".
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August 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Please enjoy this view into my soul.
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Listen ...
@juliancrosscomedy on Instagram: "what are you, nutrition facts? #labels #standup #comedy #reels #identity"
1M likes, 28K comments - juliancrosscomedy on July 3, 2026: "what are you, nutrition facts? #labels #standup #comedy #reels #identity".
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July 30, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Listen ...
We living in the worst timeline 😭
(But also I do love my burger being hella dressed up 😅)
(But also I do love my burger being hella dressed up 😅)
@juliancrosscomedy on Instagram: "need five guys to buy one burger at five guys…
#fastfood #standup #comedy #reels #mcdonalds"
12K likes, 491 comments - juliancrosscomedy on June 30, 2026: "need five guys to buy one burger at five guys…
#fastfood #standup #comedy #reels #mcdonalds".
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July 26, 2026 at 8:36 PM
We living in the worst timeline 😭
(But also I do love my burger being hella dressed up 😅)
(But also I do love my burger being hella dressed up 😅)
Finally, put into words I cannot say, but it's the fucking facts...
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www.instagram.com/reel/DbGzFPz...
juliancrosscomedy on Instagram: "the job market be in Hades #hiring #standup #comedy #reels #jobsView all 2,104 comments"
the job market be in Hades #hiring #standup #comedy #reels #jobsView all 2,104 comments
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July 23, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Finally, put into words I cannot say, but it's the fucking facts...
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There are none so blind as those who will not see.
This guy have moved up to one of my favorites. Share.
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This guy have moved up to one of my favorites. Share.
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juliancrosscomedy on Instagram: "do I gotta pay a bill for blood? #water #standup #comedy #reels #billsView all 531 comments"
do I gotta pay a bill for blood? #water #standup #comedy #reels #bills
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July 21, 2026 at 11:21 AM
There are none so blind as those who will not see.
This guy have moved up to one of my favorites. Share.
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This guy have moved up to one of my favorites. Share.
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