How Christians
Justify Evil.
Justify Evil.
April 19, 2026 at 12:33 PM
How Christians
Justify Evil.
Justify Evil.
Fake emergencies to justify crackdowns-not very original
June 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Fake emergencies to justify crackdowns-not very original
He'll start a war to:
1. Distract from the Epstein Files
2. Steal oil
3. Justify emergency powers
4. Justify use of the AEA for deportation/internment
5. Help the drug lord he just pardoned
1. Distract from the Epstein Files
2. Steal oil
3. Justify emergency powers
4. Justify use of the AEA for deportation/internment
5. Help the drug lord he just pardoned
December 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
He'll start a war to:
1. Distract from the Epstein Files
2. Steal oil
3. Justify emergency powers
4. Justify use of the AEA for deportation/internment
5. Help the drug lord he just pardoned
1. Distract from the Epstein Files
2. Steal oil
3. Justify emergency powers
4. Justify use of the AEA for deportation/internment
5. Help the drug lord he just pardoned
Said every tyrant and dictator in human history to justify his actions.
February 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Said every tyrant and dictator in human history to justify his actions.
Area Woman Not Good Enough Artist To Justify Eccentricities
https://theonion.com/area-woman-not-good-enough-artist-to-justify-eccentrici-1819577481/
https://theonion.com/area-woman-not-good-enough-artist-to-justify-eccentrici-1819577481/
August 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Area Woman Not Good Enough Artist To Justify Eccentricities
https://theonion.com/area-woman-not-good-enough-artist-to-justify-eccentrici-1819577481/
https://theonion.com/area-woman-not-good-enough-artist-to-justify-eccentrici-1819577481/
Another lie to justify his stupid and illegal war.
March 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Another lie to justify his stupid and illegal war.
Her job is to fabricate 2020 foreign election interference to justify trump seizing voting machines in upcoming elections, and justify the nationalization of elections so he can control them.
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Her job is to fabricate 2020 foreign election interference to justify trump seizing voting machines in upcoming elections, and justify the nationalization of elections so he can control them.
Translation: I will steal this election, and my lawyers will find a thin excuse to justify it.
February 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Translation: I will steal this election, and my lawyers will find a thin excuse to justify it.
Thou shalt not photoshop gang tattoos onto people’s knuckles in a vain attempt to justify thy evil.
April 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Thou shalt not photoshop gang tattoos onto people’s knuckles in a vain attempt to justify thy evil.
They’re using the hostages to try and justify their anti-democratic movement.
Not in our name
Not in our name
April 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
They’re using the hostages to try and justify their anti-democratic movement.
Not in our name
Not in our name
Todd Blanche tried to justify giving Maxwell special treatment and privileges because of her supposed “cooperation.”
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Todd Blanche tried to justify giving Maxwell special treatment and privileges because of her supposed “cooperation.”
Reminder that Musk literally shared Russian disinformation to justify his USAID cuts
June 23, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Reminder that Musk literally shared Russian disinformation to justify his USAID cuts
Good lord, @nytimes.com. How do you justify your silence on this?
Yeah, it doesn’t seem like the NYT has given any coverage to the frat gang rape scandal at Cornell.
Not as important as Oberlin’s banh mi or Harvard’s eating clubs I guess
Not as important as Oberlin’s banh mi or Harvard’s eating clubs I guess
September 27, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Good lord, @nytimes.com. How do you justify your silence on this?
"Russia was provoked", "Israel was provoked", "Jeffrey Epstein was provoked" same logic to justify crime.
September 27, 2026 at 1:19 AM
"Russia was provoked", "Israel was provoked", "Jeffrey Epstein was provoked" same logic to justify crime.
Once you can justify raping children, there is NOTHING you will not justify.
#GuardingOverPedophiles #EpsteinFiles #GOP
#GuardingOverPedophiles #EpsteinFiles #GOP
July 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Once you can justify raping children, there is NOTHING you will not justify.
#GuardingOverPedophiles #EpsteinFiles #GOP
#GuardingOverPedophiles #EpsteinFiles #GOP
This is an old formula used by authoritarian regimes. Stoke chaos and blame scapegoats to justify the use of force.
October 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This is an old formula used by authoritarian regimes. Stoke chaos and blame scapegoats to justify the use of force.
Tacking crosses onto shields didn’t justify the crusades
Tacking Christianity onto politics doesn’t justify fascism
Tacking Christianity onto politics doesn’t justify fascism
July 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Tacking crosses onto shields didn’t justify the crusades
Tacking Christianity onto politics doesn’t justify fascism
Tacking Christianity onto politics doesn’t justify fascism
Historians Confirm Lewis And Clark Set Out On Expedition To Justify Purchase Of Expensive Camping Equipment theonion.com/histori...
July 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Historians Confirm Lewis And Clark Set Out On Expedition To Justify Purchase Of Expensive Camping Equipment theonion.com/histori...
The only explanation here is that Kash did bestiality and is trying to justify it.
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 15, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The only explanation here is that Kash did bestiality and is trying to justify it.
The further Putinisation of America. The regime seizes upon crime to justify its own criminality and supress opposition.
April 26, 2026 at 7:22 AM
The further Putinisation of America. The regime seizes upon crime to justify its own criminality and supress opposition.
Venezuela claims it has captured CIA-linked mercenaries plotting a “false flag” attack to justify US military action.
October 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Venezuela claims it has captured CIA-linked mercenaries plotting a “false flag” attack to justify US military action.
using your second Reichstag Fire-style opportunity to justify a ballroom is a wild move
Trump’s “attempt to turn a moment of violence & chaos that had just happened… into an opportunity to promote his East Wing-demolishing ballroom is strange for a number of reasons. One of them is that a White House Correspondents’ Association event… is not supposed to be hosted at the White House”
Updating here/ zeteo.com/p/trump-evac...
April 26, 2026 at 4:59 AM
using your second Reichstag Fire-style opportunity to justify a ballroom is a wild move
Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ https://theonion.com/chuck-schumer-the-american-people-deserve-a-president-1835697625/
April 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ https://theonion.com/chuck-schumer-the-american-people-deserve-a-president-1835697625/