jesus: nailed it
taxi: hailed it
salad: kaled it
chris cross: sailed it
ballot: mailed it
vlad: impaled it
LSATs: failed it
taxi: hailed it
salad: kaled it
chris cross: sailed it
ballot: mailed it
vlad: impaled it
LSATs: failed it
April 13, 2024 at 4:11 PM
jesus: nailed it
taxi: hailed it
salad: kaled it
chris cross: sailed it
ballot: mailed it
vlad: impaled it
LSATs: failed it
taxi: hailed it
salad: kaled it
chris cross: sailed it
ballot: mailed it
vlad: impaled it
LSATs: failed it
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace."
January 19, 2026 at 12:17 PM
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace."
September 25, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Carry On Up the Kaled (1974)
October 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Carry On Up the Kaled (1974)
Pretty enby w/ a cute smile reporting for duty😌🫡
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Pretty enby w/ a cute smile reporting for duty😌🫡
accidentally over-kaled my kale, sausage, and white bean soup so now I’m browning more sausage, onion, and garlic in another skillet to balance it out
October 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
accidentally over-kaled my kale, sausage, and white bean soup so now I’m browning more sausage, onion, and garlic in another skillet to balance it out
Streeting plotting in the Kaled Dome
May 5, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Streeting plotting in the Kaled Dome
Kaled Bumper Cars
Spotted on the M4. They're getting quite brazen these days, aren't they? What next, Sea Devil Pneumatics...?
#DrWho #DoctorWho #Silurians #SeaDevils
#DrWho #DoctorWho #Silurians #SeaDevils
September 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Kaled Bumper Cars
i like how marathon looks, especially for a high budget game, but i cant get away from this feeling that it looks like a significantly less creative and substantial version of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oSu...
skycopt.DOS.VGA437
YouTube video by kaled
www.youtube.com
March 11, 2026 at 8:31 PM
i like how marathon looks, especially for a high budget game, but i cant get away from this feeling that it looks like a significantly less creative and substantial version of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oSu...
minha saudade tem nome: kaled 😭🖤
November 27, 2024 at 8:45 PM
minha saudade tem nome: kaled 😭🖤
Kale or be kaled in that position
December 20, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Kale or be kaled in that position
Wow, Isaac Chotiner's latest interview sure is something...
September 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Wow, Isaac Chotiner's latest interview sure is something...
Today there a fight deciding who will be our NEW LEADER!
It a two-horse race between the frontrunner, DAVROS (KALED SINISTER PARTY) and the strangely named STILLDAVROSBUTINAHAT underdog candidate.
"DEMOCRACY will decide the winner!" says Davros, polishing up his ACCEPTANCE SPEECH.
It a two-horse race between the frontrunner, DAVROS (KALED SINISTER PARTY) and the strangely named STILLDAVROSBUTINAHAT underdog candidate.
"DEMOCRACY will decide the winner!" says Davros, polishing up his ACCEPTANCE SPEECH.
June 22, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Today there a fight deciding who will be our NEW LEADER!
It a two-horse race between the frontrunner, DAVROS (KALED SINISTER PARTY) and the strangely named STILLDAVROSBUTINAHAT underdog candidate.
"DEMOCRACY will decide the winner!" says Davros, polishing up his ACCEPTANCE SPEECH.
It a two-horse race between the frontrunner, DAVROS (KALED SINISTER PARTY) and the strangely named STILLDAVROSBUTINAHAT underdog candidate.
"DEMOCRACY will decide the winner!" says Davros, polishing up his ACCEPTANCE SPEECH.
Handsome Kaled of the day. #DoctorWho
November 17, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Handsome Kaled of the day. #DoctorWho
kaled, noouh
Gal Gadot defends starring in the ‘Bitcoin’ movie which features AI sets and lighting:
“I did not want AI to have anything to do with my performance. We had to protect that […] The train has left the station. You’re going to work with it or be out of the game completely.”
“I did not want AI to have anything to do with my performance. We had to protect that […] The train has left the station. You’re going to work with it or be out of the game completely.”
September 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
kaled, noouh
we da best - DJ Kaled
tonight was so cute and silly omg i ran into a baby panda, got killed by skeletons over and over, and most importantly played Minecraft all night with my friends :3 goodnight
March 8, 2025 at 8:44 AM
we da best - DJ Kaled
Helvete, kåled out innan klockan ens slagit halv sju 😩
December 21, 2023 at 5:28 AM
Helvete, kåled out innan klockan ens slagit halv sju 😩
“So… ‘Big D’ leave Kaled party to go and join Dalek party!!! What the flippin’ difference?”
January 27, 2026 at 7:29 AM
“So… ‘Big D’ leave Kaled party to go and join Dalek party!!! What the flippin’ difference?”
If nothing happens in the next few years there's always the possibility of a straight-to-bluray 80 minute film starring Ncuti Gatwa, Jodie Whittaker and David Tennant called "The Magic Professor versus Kaled Corporation!" All shot on videotape for some reason.
June 10, 2026 at 7:49 PM
If nothing happens in the next few years there's always the possibility of a straight-to-bluray 80 minute film starring Ncuti Gatwa, Jodie Whittaker and David Tennant called "The Magic Professor versus Kaled Corporation!" All shot on videotape for some reason.
That will be the one Nyder keeps promoting.
Him started off as a trench digger last month and is now Head of Kaled Banking and Investment.
Can't think what Nyder see in him? 🤔
Him started off as a trench digger last month and is now Head of Kaled Banking and Investment.
Can't think what Nyder see in him? 🤔
November 17, 2024 at 4:23 PM
That will be the one Nyder keeps promoting.
Him started off as a trench digger last month and is now Head of Kaled Banking and Investment.
Can't think what Nyder see in him? 🤔
Him started off as a trench digger last month and is now Head of Kaled Banking and Investment.
Can't think what Nyder see in him? 🤔
Nyder regarded himself as the 'fun one’ in the Kaled bunker. He always observed dress-down-Fridays even if nobody else did.
December 6, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Nyder regarded himself as the 'fun one’ in the Kaled bunker. He always observed dress-down-Fridays even if nobody else did.