kaled, nós somos da mesma geração
tu pegou os trem da época do dinheiro na cueca então?
pardais, mad hatter?
tu pegou os trem da época do dinheiro na cueca então?
pardais, mad hatter?
September 26, 2026 at 1:41 AM
kaled, nós somos da mesma geração
tu pegou os trem da época do dinheiro na cueca então?
pardais, mad hatter?
tu pegou os trem da época do dinheiro na cueca então?
pardais, mad hatter?
September 25, 2026 at 11:47 AM
WHAT A FIENDISHLY CLEVER PLAN
(please come and work for Kaled Intelligence, under Nyder) 😏
(please come and work for Kaled Intelligence, under Nyder) 😏
September 24, 2026 at 5:57 AM
WHAT A FIENDISHLY CLEVER PLAN
(please come and work for Kaled Intelligence, under Nyder) 😏
(please come and work for Kaled Intelligence, under Nyder) 😏
my friends are gonna do smt for my birthday… I hate having such good friends… it’s that one dj kaled album… uh… suffering from success.
Dj Khaled Suffering From Success
Alt: Dj Khaled Suffering From Success
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September 24, 2026 at 2:42 AM
my friends are gonna do smt for my birthday… I hate having such good friends… it’s that one dj kaled album… uh… suffering from success.
IAN: Are you all right, Barbara?
BARBARA: Drat, I stepped in something back there.
SUSAN: Oh, that bit of Kaled mutant's never coming out...
BARBARA: Drat, I stepped in something back there.
SUSAN: Oh, that bit of Kaled mutant's never coming out...
September 16, 2026 at 2:05 PM
IAN: Are you all right, Barbara?
BARBARA: Drat, I stepped in something back there.
SUSAN: Oh, that bit of Kaled mutant's never coming out...
BARBARA: Drat, I stepped in something back there.
SUSAN: Oh, that bit of Kaled mutant's never coming out...
1976? Where's a Kaled mutant/the actual Dalek creature driving the tank/life support system? I thought it'd been established before this that there were living creatures in the Daleks?
September 12, 2026 at 5:58 PM
1976? Where's a Kaled mutant/the actual Dalek creature driving the tank/life support system? I thought it'd been established before this that there were living creatures in the Daleks?
Daleks are, technically, cyborgs. How much they depend on their built-in computer enhancements to do their high-level thinking varies from episode to episode and writer to writer, but the underlying theme is that, well, you shouldn't.
September 7, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Daleks are, technically, cyborgs. How much they depend on their built-in computer enhancements to do their high-level thinking varies from episode to episode and writer to writer, but the underlying theme is that, well, you shouldn't.
Davros is apparently going to "kill the whole of the Kaled people" rather than be investigated (this is a metaphor for stuff that I feel like more people should have watched) and is now going to put whatever was in that room in the Dalek armor. Glasses guy is clearly perturbed. #DoctorWho 📺
September 3, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Davros is apparently going to "kill the whole of the Kaled people" rather than be investigated (this is a metaphor for stuff that I feel like more people should have watched) and is now going to put whatever was in that room in the Dalek armor. Glasses guy is clearly perturbed. #DoctorWho 📺
The Doctor is now talking to some Kaled guys who I guess are the opposition politicians kind of. But glasses guy knows about it and is telling Davros. "Impossible!" But the head politician guy is going to set up an investigation into Davros. He seems to be more of a Chuck Schumer opposition.
September 3, 2026 at 4:14 AM
The Doctor is now talking to some Kaled guys who I guess are the opposition politicians kind of. But glasses guy knows about it and is telling Davros. "Impossible!" But the head politician guy is going to set up an investigation into Davros. He seems to be more of a Chuck Schumer opposition.
We now learn about "Davros, our greatest scientist" who is never wrong. "Who is this Davros?" the Doctor asks. The glasses guy now talking about how it's important to keep the Kaled race pure, if you weren't getting the metaphors here. #DoctorWho 📺
September 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
We now learn about "Davros, our greatest scientist" who is never wrong. "Who is this Davros?" the Doctor asks. The glasses guy now talking about how it's important to keep the Kaled race pure, if you weren't getting the metaphors here. #DoctorWho 📺
J'ai "pen kâled" si tu veux à te donner.
September 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
J'ai "pen kâled" si tu veux à te donner.
kaled, noouh
Gal Gadot defends starring in the ‘Bitcoin’ movie which features AI sets and lighting:
“I did not want AI to have anything to do with my performance. We had to protect that […] The train has left the station. You’re going to work with it or be out of the game completely.”
“I did not want AI to have anything to do with my performance. We had to protect that […] The train has left the station. You’re going to work with it or be out of the game completely.”
September 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
kaled, noouh
GOAL! 82' — Josiah Kaled Uwakhonye scores for Borussia M'gladbach II. Borussia M'gladbach II 3–1 SG Wattenscheid 09. Regionalliga - West
#borussiamgladbachii #sgwattenscheid09
#borussiamgladbachii #sgwattenscheid09
August 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
GOAL! 82' — Josiah Kaled Uwakhonye scores for Borussia M'gladbach II. Borussia M'gladbach II 3–1 SG Wattenscheid 09. Regionalliga - West
#borussiamgladbachii #sgwattenscheid09
#borussiamgladbachii #sgwattenscheid09
Also featuring: President Ronald Reagan, Secretary of State Alexander Haig, General Secretary Leonid Brezhnev, President Daniel Arap Moi, Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, Chairman Deng Xiaoping, General Secretary Hu Yaobang, King Kaled, Deputy Prime Minister Fahd bin Abdulaziz Al Saud.
August 25, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Also featuring: President Ronald Reagan, Secretary of State Alexander Haig, General Secretary Leonid Brezhnev, President Daniel Arap Moi, Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, Chairman Deng Xiaoping, General Secretary Hu Yaobang, King Kaled, Deputy Prime Minister Fahd bin Abdulaziz Al Saud.
Can't get out of my head the suggestion I saw on an Allo Allo discussion (I know) to refilm it with (among other things) Christoph Waltz as Lt Gruber and his little tank.
A great thread for factoids: Gruber was also the Kaled general who enabled the genesis of the Daleks, Helga is Christopher […]
A great thread for factoids: Gruber was also the Kaled general who enabled the genesis of the Daleks, Helga is Christopher […]
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August 24, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Can't get out of my head the suggestion I saw on an Allo Allo discussion (I know) to refilm it with (among other things) Christoph Waltz as Lt Gruber and his little tank.
A great thread for factoids: Gruber was also the Kaled general who enabled the genesis of the Daleks, Helga is Christopher […]
A great thread for factoids: Gruber was also the Kaled general who enabled the genesis of the Daleks, Helga is Christopher […]
Thay look as appetising as Kaled mutants...
August 21, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Thay look as appetising as Kaled mutants...
Ha ha, you kaled it!
August 21, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Ha ha, you kaled it!
August 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Gen Ravon is always going on about other Kaled soldiers "giving cake".
Him is obsessed! 🤷♂️
Him is obsessed! 🤷♂️
August 16, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Gen Ravon is always going on about other Kaled soldiers "giving cake".
Him is obsessed! 🤷♂️
Him is obsessed! 🤷♂️
Eu vi mesmo, mas infelizmente tem uma galera muito conservadora em PA. Fazia cursinho na Bom Jesus em 2003 e um prof. da época lá (Levi) mostrou a bunda pra um aluno que defendia o "Fome zero", foda.
Ps.: se ver o Wellington pergunta se ele conhece o Kaled 😜😜😜
Já jogamos RPG juntos algumas vezes rs.
Ps.: se ver o Wellington pergunta se ele conhece o Kaled 😜😜😜
Já jogamos RPG juntos algumas vezes rs.
August 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Eu vi mesmo, mas infelizmente tem uma galera muito conservadora em PA. Fazia cursinho na Bom Jesus em 2003 e um prof. da época lá (Levi) mostrou a bunda pra um aluno que defendia o "Fome zero", foda.
Ps.: se ver o Wellington pergunta se ele conhece o Kaled 😜😜😜
Já jogamos RPG juntos algumas vezes rs.
Ps.: se ver o Wellington pergunta se ele conhece o Kaled 😜😜😜
Já jogamos RPG juntos algumas vezes rs.
Literatura Infantil, paternidade, ruas do Rio e pães sem glúten: jotadablio.substack.com/p/literatura...
Literatura Infantil — ou O Kaled agora é pai
Alejandro Zambra teve seu primeiro filho aos 42 anos. O Bruno também.
jotadablio.substack.com
August 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Literatura Infantil, paternidade, ruas do Rio e pães sem glúten: jotadablio.substack.com/p/literatura...