wake up kid it's your friendly local soccer giant
Ok, I'm a fan of Haaland now after that smack he gives the 2nd kid
July 7, 2026 at 11:36 PM
wake up kid it's your friendly local soccer giant
Curating an epic collection of kid-friendly horror themed movies & TV shows for my Plex. What am I missing?
October 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Curating an epic collection of kid-friendly horror themed movies & TV shows for my Plex. What am I missing?
I saw Wicked yesterday with my sister's kids, and wow, it's really weird for kid-friendly pop cultural parables about fascism to feel infused with ripped-from-the-headlines urgency.
December 21, 2024 at 4:03 PM
I saw Wicked yesterday with my sister's kids, and wow, it's really weird for kid-friendly pop cultural parables about fascism to feel infused with ripped-from-the-headlines urgency.
*restaurants near me*
*kid-friendly*
*kid-friendly*
"Jeffrey Epstein's island simply happened to be on my way to where I was going on my yacht" is such a simple and relatable explanation that could happen to anyone
February 10, 2026 at 5:45 PM
*restaurants near me*
*kid-friendly*
*kid-friendly*
Kid friendly crime scene investigation.
January 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Kid friendly crime scene investigation.
What could possibly go wrong
July 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
What could possibly go wrong
Is Cool World kid-friendly?
June 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Is Cool World kid-friendly?
asking baby hitler about baby hitler
July 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
asking baby hitler about baby hitler
Wait til you find out about Casper the Friendly Dead Kid.
June 20, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Wait til you find out about Casper the Friendly Dead Kid.
Finally some kid-friendly content. Now that's Brand Safe.
May 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Finally some kid-friendly content. Now that's Brand Safe.
We went to a kid-friendly murder mystery tonight and someone brought their baby. 13yo was keeping notes on who he thought the murderer was, and at the bottom of the page it just said BABY, all caps, huge letters, circled and underlined.
January 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
We went to a kid-friendly murder mystery tonight and someone brought their baby. 13yo was keeping notes on who he thought the murderer was, and at the bottom of the page it just said BABY, all caps, huge letters, circled and underlined.
this is like all kid-friendly franchises now tbh
February 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
this is like all kid-friendly franchises now tbh
Oh God, he’s gonna make a baby Hitler robot
July 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Oh God, he’s gonna make a baby Hitler robot
The Hitler Youth version
July 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The Hitler Youth version
friendly reminder to
NEVER TALK TO THE COPS EVER
THIS RED HAIRED KID LITERALLY SAVED THE ENTIRE FUCKING HUMAN RACE BY LYING TO A COP
NEVER TALK TO THE COPS EVER
THIS RED HAIRED KID LITERALLY SAVED THE ENTIRE FUCKING HUMAN RACE BY LYING TO A COP
August 29, 2024 at 3:38 PM
friendly reminder to
NEVER TALK TO THE COPS EVER
THIS RED HAIRED KID LITERALLY SAVED THE ENTIRE FUCKING HUMAN RACE BY LYING TO A COP
NEVER TALK TO THE COPS EVER
THIS RED HAIRED KID LITERALLY SAVED THE ENTIRE FUCKING HUMAN RACE BY LYING TO A COP
We made Kitsune Tails quite deliberately as anti-fascist propaganda
And it's kid friendly! Play it with your nieces and nephews!
And it's kid friendly! Play it with your nieces and nephews!
December 15, 2024 at 8:31 PM
We made Kitsune Tails quite deliberately as anti-fascist propaganda
And it's kid friendly! Play it with your nieces and nephews!
And it's kid friendly! Play it with your nieces and nephews!
Kid friendly version of molo
June 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Kid friendly version of molo
i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it
April 21, 2026 at 6:14 PM
i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it
Nintendo: here’s some fun kid-friendly games.
Ian as a kid: this is awesome.
Nintendo: here are more kid-friendly games
Ian as a young adult: wow they’re definitely trying to appeal to my nostalgia.
Nintendo: kid. friendly. games.
Ian today: ugh you changed
Ian as a kid: this is awesome.
Nintendo: here are more kid-friendly games
Ian as a young adult: wow they’re definitely trying to appeal to my nostalgia.
Nintendo: kid. friendly. games.
Ian today: ugh you changed
May 27, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Nintendo: here’s some fun kid-friendly games.
Ian as a kid: this is awesome.
Nintendo: here are more kid-friendly games
Ian as a young adult: wow they’re definitely trying to appeal to my nostalgia.
Nintendo: kid. friendly. games.
Ian today: ugh you changed
Ian as a kid: this is awesome.
Nintendo: here are more kid-friendly games
Ian as a young adult: wow they’re definitely trying to appeal to my nostalgia.
Nintendo: kid. friendly. games.
Ian today: ugh you changed
It was *such* a kid-friendly show. It had a sort of Spielbergian 1980s theme a lots of pyro. Hugely good time.
October 1, 2026 at 3:15 PM
It was *such* a kid-friendly show. It had a sort of Spielbergian 1980s theme a lots of pyro. Hugely good time.
I’ve never seen a more child friendly big city than Stockholm, just a delight to be a parent and show my kid all the wonderful activities available here.
August 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I’ve never seen a more child friendly big city than Stockholm, just a delight to be a parent and show my kid all the wonderful activities available here.
Seeing Flow with my 5-year-old at a kid-friendly screening but he’s the only kid here in a room full of adults pray for us all
December 15, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Seeing Flow with my 5-year-old at a kid-friendly screening but he’s the only kid here in a room full of adults pray for us all
Would you kill Baby Grok?
July 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Would you kill Baby Grok?