STATUS REPORT: Fraud kidfuckers control all levels of government. Also there’s this one posting site that’s not really my vibe so we gotta solve that first
May 24, 2026 at 9:00 PM
STATUS REPORT: Fraud kidfuckers control all levels of government. Also there’s this one posting site that’s not really my vibe so we gotta solve that first
fraud kidfuckers is the republican senator from alabama
May 24, 2026 at 10:04 PM
fraud kidfuckers is the republican senator from alabama
Hey man, we’re supposed to be voting the kidfuckers out
October 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Hey man, we’re supposed to be voting the kidfuckers out
The only people who defend kidfuckers are other kidfuckers
QED
QED
July 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The only people who defend kidfuckers are other kidfuckers
QED
QED
cranking up the folksy to defend the kidfuckers
"I would give everybody a caveat... or, that's a big word, but a warning... that just because somebody flew on a plane doesn't mean they're a dadgum pedophile." - Rep. Tim Burchett, a Republican from Tennessee
July 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
cranking up the folksy to defend the kidfuckers
in my brain i separate fictional kidfuckers into “circumstantial pedophile” and “actual chronic pedophile” and its impressive how many limbus characters are the latter, tbph
September 30, 2026 at 12:53 PM
in my brain i separate fictional kidfuckers into “circumstantial pedophile” and “actual chronic pedophile” and its impressive how many limbus characters are the latter, tbph
those kidfuckers really stick together
March 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
those kidfuckers really stick together
I, for one, am okay with gate keeping kidfuckers.
November 15, 2024 at 3:40 PM
I, for one, am okay with gate keeping kidfuckers.
Kidfuckers the lot of them
September 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Kidfuckers the lot of them
sign out front the WH simply says: “kidfuckers, apply here”
July 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
sign out front the WH simply says: “kidfuckers, apply here”
update: the bros who ruined computers are also kidfuckers
i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
computer was the only thing i liked
February 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
update: the bros who ruined computers are also kidfuckers
I used to say “okay, how’s about we call them ‘kidfuckers,’ that accurate enough for you?” Funny, they don’t like that either 🤷
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I used to say “okay, how’s about we call them ‘kidfuckers,’ that accurate enough for you?” Funny, they don’t like that either 🤷
And statistically his MAGA Republican “church” is full of KidFuckers.
Probably well known for decades and being protected by the congregation.
Probably well known for decades and being protected by the congregation.
December 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
And statistically his MAGA Republican “church” is full of KidFuckers.
Probably well known for decades and being protected by the congregation.
Probably well known for decades and being protected by the congregation.
They’re 👏 all 👏 kidfuckers👏 !
July 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
They’re 👏 all 👏 kidfuckers👏 !
@houserepublicans.bsky.social
DINGDING 🛎️
99.9% of the time the
#GOODchristians🖕🏽
#reFUCKlicans
#WHITEevangelicals🎚️
#religiousRIGHTwhite
#godFEARIN'🖕🏽
@GOP #MAGA #REDstate🪕
#bibleTHUMPERS ✝️
r the #DEVIANTS #PEDOs/#KIDFUCKERS👌🏼👶🏻👈🏻#CLOSETcases🚪🌈 #gunNUTS #RACISTS #TERRORISTS #RAPISTS #electionFRAUDSTERS
DINGDING 🛎️
99.9% of the time the
#GOODchristians🖕🏽
#reFUCKlicans
#WHITEevangelicals🎚️
#religiousRIGHTwhite
#godFEARIN'🖕🏽
@GOP #MAGA #REDstate🪕
#bibleTHUMPERS ✝️
r the #DEVIANTS #PEDOs/#KIDFUCKERS👌🏼👶🏻👈🏻#CLOSETcases🚪🌈 #gunNUTS #RACISTS #TERRORISTS #RAPISTS #electionFRAUDSTERS
September 29, 2026 at 11:12 PM
NOW IMAGINE THAT‼️🤣👏🏽😂
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
99.9% of the time the
#GOODchristians🎚️🖕🏽
#reFUCKlicans🖕🏽
#WHITEevangelicals🎚️
#religiousRIGHTwhite✝️
#godFEARIN'🎚️
@GOP #MAGA
#bibleTHUMPERS🖕🏽
r the #PEDOPHILES/#KIDFUCKERs 👌🏼👶🏻 👈🏻 #CLOSETcases🚪🌈 #gunNUTS #RACISTS #TERRORISTS #RAPISTS #electionDENIERS‼️
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
99.9% of the time the
#GOODchristians🎚️🖕🏽
#reFUCKlicans🖕🏽
#WHITEevangelicals🎚️
#religiousRIGHTwhite✝️
#godFEARIN'🎚️
@GOP #MAGA
#bibleTHUMPERS🖕🏽
r the #PEDOPHILES/#KIDFUCKERs 👌🏼👶🏻 👈🏻 #CLOSETcases🚪🌈 #gunNUTS #RACISTS #TERRORISTS #RAPISTS #electionDENIERS‼️
May 18, 2026 at 6:19 AM
NOW IMAGINE THAT‼️🤣👏🏽😂
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
99.9% of the time the
#GOODchristians🎚️🖕🏽
#reFUCKlicans🖕🏽
#WHITEevangelicals🎚️
#religiousRIGHTwhite✝️
#godFEARIN'🎚️
@GOP #MAGA
#bibleTHUMPERS🖕🏽
r the #PEDOPHILES/#KIDFUCKERs 👌🏼👶🏻 👈🏻 #CLOSETcases🚪🌈 #gunNUTS #RACISTS #TERRORISTS #RAPISTS #electionDENIERS‼️
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
99.9% of the time the
#GOODchristians🎚️🖕🏽
#reFUCKlicans🖕🏽
#WHITEevangelicals🎚️
#religiousRIGHTwhite✝️
#godFEARIN'🎚️
@GOP #MAGA
#bibleTHUMPERS🖕🏽
r the #PEDOPHILES/#KIDFUCKERs 👌🏼👶🏻 👈🏻 #CLOSETcases🚪🌈 #gunNUTS #RACISTS #TERRORISTS #RAPISTS #electionDENIERS‼️
Those guys are 100% kidfuckers
September 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Those guys are 100% kidfuckers
I think it is very funny that I'm on this list bc the only thing I dislike is kidfuckers lmao.
August 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I think it is very funny that I'm on this list bc the only thing I dislike is kidfuckers lmao.
Me being adamant drawn material definitionally and categorically cannot be child sex abuse material and people should stop calling it that does not mean I want to spend my life talking about kidfucking, real or fictional, it means I know how few resources there to ID actual kidfuckers' victims.
May 26, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Me being adamant drawn material definitionally and categorically cannot be child sex abuse material and people should stop calling it that does not mean I want to spend my life talking about kidfucking, real or fictional, it means I know how few resources there to ID actual kidfuckers' victims.
Just one goddamn day I’d like an article about someone secretly doing something good.
Instead, it’s just an endless stream of kidfuckers.
Instead, it’s just an endless stream of kidfuckers.
February 26, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Just one goddamn day I’d like an article about someone secretly doing something good.
Instead, it’s just an endless stream of kidfuckers.
Instead, it’s just an endless stream of kidfuckers.
Still very funny to me that the right is now quietly no longer obsessed with finding pedophiles since all their politicians are kidfuckers or friends of epstein
BREAKING: Adam Hoffman has been released from jail for "good behavior."
Hoffman is the Waco, TX attorney who faced life without parole for repeatedly raping a young boy, until Texas AG Ken Paxton offered him 1 day in jail and no need to register as a sex offender.
Hoffman is the Waco, TX attorney who faced life without parole for repeatedly raping a young boy, until Texas AG Ken Paxton offered him 1 day in jail and no need to register as a sex offender.
May 26, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Still very funny to me that the right is now quietly no longer obsessed with finding pedophiles since all their politicians are kidfuckers or friends of epstein