I would give my left kidney for a completed county right now.
November 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I would give my left kidney for a completed county right now.
when you get a new kidney via transplant they leave the old one in there
November 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
when you get a new kidney via transplant they leave the old one in there
i should have taken out loans to bet more on Dems
can you mortgage a kidney?
can you mortgage a kidney?
November 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
i should have taken out loans to bet more on Dems
can you mortgage a kidney?
can you mortgage a kidney?
Had a miserable weekend, then passed a kidney stone this morning and now I'm like:
November 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Had a miserable weekend, then passed a kidney stone this morning and now I'm like:
i am going to get so many kidney transplants that my abdomen looks like a bag of jellybeans
when you get a new kidney via transplant they leave the old one in there
November 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
i am going to get so many kidney transplants that my abdomen looks like a bag of jellybeans
Having kidneys in Sam Altman is an inefficient use of the world’s limited kidney supply. They would be better allocated to decent humans experiencing kidney failure.
He can get by on dialysis. Much more efficient.
He can get by on dialysis. Much more efficient.
BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the world’s limited DRAM supply, arguing it would be better allocated to data centers, per Tom’s Hardware
October 30, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Having kidneys in Sam Altman is an inefficient use of the world’s limited kidney supply. They would be better allocated to decent humans experiencing kidney failure.
He can get by on dialysis. Much more efficient.
He can get by on dialysis. Much more efficient.
OP forgot “same kidney dialysis ballot measure that’s been voted down four times already” on the list
November 3, 2026 at 5:07 AM
OP forgot “same kidney dialysis ballot measure that’s been voted down four times already” on the list
Pierre Poilievre has all the charm of a kidney stone.
70% of Canadians disapprove of Pierre Poilievre.
“Poilievre sells himself as the voice of Canadians, but the numbers tell a very different story.”
“Poilievre sells himself as the voice of Canadians, but the numbers tell a very different story.”
70% of Canadians disapprove of Pierre Poilievre
According to a new study by EKOS, a large majority of Canadians say they disapprove of Conservative Party leader Pierre Poilievre.
cultmtl.com
October 29, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Pierre Poilievre has all the charm of a kidney stone.
new kidney looks good on me
November 2, 2026 at 6:44 PM
new kidney looks good on me
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November 3, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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i mean your old kidney usually isnt functioning at 0% and you don't wanna throw away good giblet
November 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
i mean your old kidney usually isnt functioning at 0% and you don't wanna throw away good giblet
“You can't ship this, this other ship is canon”
And I have your left kidney in a jar.
And I have your left kidney in a jar.
November 1, 2026 at 4:51 AM
“You can't ship this, this other ship is canon”
And I have your left kidney in a jar.
And I have your left kidney in a jar.
kidney bone connected to the lung bone ass version of pneumonia
October 30, 2026 at 7:14 AM
kidney bone connected to the lung bone ass version of pneumonia
I hope every Republican gets kidney stones.
November 4, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I hope every Republican gets kidney stones.
Die Kidney Bohnen zittern schon.
November 2, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Die Kidney Bohnen zittern schon.
yeah i have chronic kidney disease! my hot tips are: don't get pre-eclampsia when giving birth bc that will give you kidney damage and then you can't eat hummus anymore
November 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
yeah i have chronic kidney disease! my hot tips are: don't get pre-eclampsia when giving birth bc that will give you kidney damage and then you can't eat hummus anymore
Kidney stone killed my October intensity so new month new hydration.
November 1, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Kidney stone killed my October intensity so new month new hydration.
I’m home! 😀 The team at Addenbrookes were really great, but it’s definitely nice to be out of hospital - and with new and, so far, working, kidney!
Sofa Drunk
ALT: Sofa Drunk
static.klipy.com
November 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I’m home! 😀 The team at Addenbrookes were really great, but it’s definitely nice to be out of hospital - and with new and, so far, working, kidney!
my kidney doctor: it's only nephrember
October 30, 2026 at 1:43 PM
my kidney doctor: it's only nephrember
It’s passing like a kidney stone!
November 1, 2026 at 2:19 AM
It’s passing like a kidney stone!
Horrify a romcom:
Romancing The Kidney Stone
Romancing The Kidney Stone
Horrify a romcom:
50,000 First Dates
50,000 First Dates
Horrify a romcom:
10 Things I Ate About You
10 Things I Ate About You
November 2, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Horrify a romcom:
Romancing The Kidney Stone
Romancing The Kidney Stone
Source: husband is kidney transplant patient
November 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Source: husband is kidney transplant patient
Archaeologists Discover a Monster Kidney Stone in a Bronze Age Burial, and Boy Does It Look Painful gizmodo.com/archaeologis...
Archaeologists Found a 5000-Year-Old Kidney Stone in Russia
“His last years were probably marked by considerable and more or less constant pain."
gizmodo.com
November 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Archaeologists Discover a Monster Kidney Stone in a Bronze Age Burial, and Boy Does It Look Painful gizmodo.com/archaeologis...
Okay it turns out kidney infections take longer to clear up especially when your kidneys are trash -n-
Spending a few days resting
Spending a few days resting
Kidney infection is clearing up, which means I had the energy and spoons to draw today, back to work tomorrow, all things being good
November 3, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Okay it turns out kidney infections take longer to clear up especially when your kidneys are trash -n-
Spending a few days resting
Spending a few days resting