Fuckin disgusting so many people thought "Well its better the state genital inspector or Coach Kidtoucher gropes my daughter than I have to tell her some girls are built different."
November 4, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Fuckin disgusting so many people thought "Well its better the state genital inspector or Coach Kidtoucher gropes my daughter than I have to tell her some girls are built different."
Welcome to Frankenstein Island, President Kidtoucher.
September 6, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Welcome to Frankenstein Island, President Kidtoucher.
kidtoucher occupied government
I-638 is the most extreme MAGA measure of its kind in the country because it targets girls with invasive genital exams.
Over 100 doctors and other medical professionals have signed a statement rejecting I-638.
Join them and vote NO on I-638 this November. #NoHateWAState
Over 100 doctors and other medical professionals have signed a statement rejecting I-638.
Join them and vote NO on I-638 this November. #NoHateWAState
August 28, 2026 at 11:15 PM
kidtoucher occupied government
Can I pick the man? and the date?
I choose Donald J Kidtoucher and the date is an Impeachement hearing.
That is selfish of me, I didn't leave anything for you to pick. You can pick the impeachable offense. Don't worry, there are a TON of them to pick from. Go nuts. And then string him up by them.
I choose Donald J Kidtoucher and the date is an Impeachement hearing.
That is selfish of me, I didn't leave anything for you to pick. You can pick the impeachable offense. Don't worry, there are a TON of them to pick from. Go nuts. And then string him up by them.
September 4, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Can I pick the man? and the date?
I choose Donald J Kidtoucher and the date is an Impeachement hearing.
That is selfish of me, I didn't leave anything for you to pick. You can pick the impeachable offense. Don't worry, there are a TON of them to pick from. Go nuts. And then string him up by them.
I choose Donald J Kidtoucher and the date is an Impeachement hearing.
That is selfish of me, I didn't leave anything for you to pick. You can pick the impeachable offense. Don't worry, there are a TON of them to pick from. Go nuts. And then string him up by them.
I was asked to stop calling Pedo in Chief 'Cheeto' because she loved Cheetos.
I shall.
Everything he touches turns to shite, EXCEPT for this young lady's snacks. It is my way of telling Pres. KidToucher to FO
I shall.
Everything he touches turns to shite, EXCEPT for this young lady's snacks. It is my way of telling Pres. KidToucher to FO
July 19, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I was asked to stop calling Pedo in Chief 'Cheeto' because she loved Cheetos.
I shall.
Everything he touches turns to shite, EXCEPT for this young lady's snacks. It is my way of telling Pres. KidToucher to FO
I shall.
Everything he touches turns to shite, EXCEPT for this young lady's snacks. It is my way of telling Pres. KidToucher to FO
Finding out Ethan Klein used to post racist Zionist propaganda and pro-kidtoucher propaganda from the same Reddit account is maybe the least surprising revelation in world history
Twitter users have found Ethan Klein's old Reddit profile named "u/pedo_troll" from 2010
The account promoted H3H3 Youtube videos, posted about living in Israel and Israeli supremacy, and made several comments as a pro-pedophilia account
The account promoted H3H3 Youtube videos, posted about living in Israel and Israeli supremacy, and made several comments as a pro-pedophilia account
August 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Finding out Ethan Klein used to post racist Zionist propaganda and pro-kidtoucher propaganda from the same Reddit account is maybe the least surprising revelation in world history
I wish one, just one, social media website would follow the credo of the common corner store: "We can refuse service to anyone at any time." So if kidtoucher defender J*sse S*ngal and his terf brigade come shitting up the joint, tell them to hit the bricks. Fuck protocol.
December 11, 2024 at 4:23 AM
I wish one, just one, social media website would follow the credo of the common corner store: "We can refuse service to anyone at any time." So if kidtoucher defender J*sse S*ngal and his terf brigade come shitting up the joint, tell them to hit the bricks. Fuck protocol.
"WE MUST PROTECT OUR CHILDREN" - Eustace Kidtoucher (R) Iowa
April 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"WE MUST PROTECT OUR CHILDREN" - Eustace Kidtoucher (R) Iowa
They’re gonna bribe her to lie under oath about Donald Trump’s participation in Epstein’s KidToucher escapades. Watch for the pardon! Also maybe an eventual medal of freedom! Trump hands those out as loyalty rewards.
www.joemygod.com/2025/07/depu...
www.joemygod.com/2025/07/depu...
Deputy AG Seeks Meeting With Ghislaine Maxwell - Joe.My.God.
Axios reports: Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche announced Tuesday that he is seeking a meeting with Jeffrey Epstein’s associate Ghislaine Maxwell. The MAGA revolt over the Trump administration’s r...
www.joemygod.com
July 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
They’re gonna bribe her to lie under oath about Donald Trump’s participation in Epstein’s KidToucher escapades. Watch for the pardon! Also maybe an eventual medal of freedom! Trump hands those out as loyalty rewards.
www.joemygod.com/2025/07/depu...
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If men are gravitating to a party full of people who """joke""" about belting their wives and children and are led by a belligerent kidtoucher, I don't think some left tilted cultural commentary YouTube Shorts impact their choices much
July 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If men are gravitating to a party full of people who """joke""" about belting their wives and children and are led by a belligerent kidtoucher, I don't think some left tilted cultural commentary YouTube Shorts impact their choices much
Credit where it's due this is an absolutely hilarious dick move. "Tell Chump to fuck off or try to explain to your voters why you're pro-kidtoucher. Your choice!"
Breaking: Leader Schumer says he will immediately move — TODAY — to pass the Epstein resolution in the Senate by unanimous content after it passes in the House.
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Credit where it's due this is an absolutely hilarious dick move. "Tell Chump to fuck off or try to explain to your voters why you're pro-kidtoucher. Your choice!"
Of course the climate denier is/was a kidtoucher.
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Of course the climate denier is/was a kidtoucher.
JK Rowling is ass-deep in the Epstein files as an associate of known kidtoucher Prince Andrew as recently as LAST YEAR and also connected to Jeff himself. She also thinks Lolita was a misunderstood love story, and her anti trans strategy was uhh also Epstein's brain baby, apparently.
February 3, 2026 at 2:58 PM
JK Rowling is ass-deep in the Epstein files as an associate of known kidtoucher Prince Andrew as recently as LAST YEAR and also connected to Jeff himself. She also thinks Lolita was a misunderstood love story, and her anti trans strategy was uhh also Epstein's brain baby, apparently.
Holy shit, dude just jumped right out there & outed himself as a kidtoucher.
June 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Holy shit, dude just jumped right out there & outed himself as a kidtoucher.
When I check the church Smash Bros usernames and one is 'kidtoucher' (true story):
a cartoon character wearing headphones and a hat
ALT: a cartoon character wearing headphones and a hat
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July 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
When I check the church Smash Bros usernames and one is 'kidtoucher' (true story):
Donald Kidtoucher Trump is the ultimate crybully.
Weaponized victimhood is so gross.
Don’t be like Donald.
Weaponized victimhood is so gross.
Don’t be like Donald.
February 24, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Donald Kidtoucher Trump is the ultimate crybully.
Weaponized victimhood is so gross.
Don’t be like Donald.
Weaponized victimhood is so gross.
Don’t be like Donald.
I’ll call the Earnhardts and Dunlops and Andrettis and Forces all racers, and that doesn’t say anything about their fans either way.
Not a great comparison, because while many race fans aren’t racers a hell of a lot of Donald J Kidtoucher sycophants are as bad as he is. Not all but too many.
Not a great comparison, because while many race fans aren’t racers a hell of a lot of Donald J Kidtoucher sycophants are as bad as he is. Not all but too many.
January 26, 2026 at 11:32 AM
I’ll call the Earnhardts and Dunlops and Andrettis and Forces all racers, and that doesn’t say anything about their fans either way.
Not a great comparison, because while many race fans aren’t racers a hell of a lot of Donald J Kidtoucher sycophants are as bad as he is. Not all but too many.
Not a great comparison, because while many race fans aren’t racers a hell of a lot of Donald J Kidtoucher sycophants are as bad as he is. Not all but too many.
Like yeah. I'm getting caught up on bills & getting ideas for books & there's cool movies I want to see ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ but UHHH half the country wants me dead because Kidtoucher McPolitician claims I touch kids & I go to bed every night listening for the gestapo to kick the front door in
August 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Like yeah. I'm getting caught up on bills & getting ideas for books & there's cool movies I want to see ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ but UHHH half the country wants me dead because Kidtoucher McPolitician claims I touch kids & I go to bed every night listening for the gestapo to kick the front door in