November 4, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I have to go to a fracking seminar today.
#killmenow
#killmenow
November 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I have to go to a fracking seminar today.
#killmenow
#killmenow
killmenow
puppies are irresistible, but
Dachsund puppies shouldn't even be legal. basset paws!
puppies are irresistible, but
Dachsund puppies shouldn't even be legal. basset paws!
October 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
killmenow
puppies are irresistible, but
Dachsund puppies shouldn't even be legal. basset paws!
puppies are irresistible, but
Dachsund puppies shouldn't even be legal. basset paws!
play so much XIV i start saying confound unironically #killmenow
October 13, 2026 at 8:48 PM
play so much XIV i start saying confound unironically #killmenow
everyone and their pundit overreacting to the idea of Oprah for president when she didn't even say anything about running has made me want to backlash to the backlash and now I'm totally on board. #Oprah2020 #POprah #killmenow #apathy
October 11, 2026 at 5:35 AM
everyone and their pundit overreacting to the idea of Oprah for president when she didn't even say anything about running has made me want to backlash to the backlash and now I'm totally on board. #Oprah2020 #POprah #killmenow #apathy
penguins scored and then i had to sit through the sydney sweeney nude sports gambling ad #killmenow
September 30, 2026 at 11:54 PM
penguins scored and then i had to sit through the sydney sweeney nude sports gambling ad #killmenow
I was trying to think of how this competition could be made any more goofy, cockamamy, nickel-and-dime, flat-out lame, but my own soccer team beat me to it, with a one to zero shutout.
#LOFC #KillMeNow
#LOFC #KillMeNow
Our Chairman is also the Chairman of Jersey Mike’s, the greatest subs in the world, so you can all just hate us now.
Also, we’ve just dropped this season’s 4th kit.
#LOFC #EmbarrassingMate #Idiocracy
Also, we’ve just dropped this season’s 4th kit.
#LOFC #EmbarrassingMate #Idiocracy
September 22, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I was trying to think of how this competition could be made any more goofy, cockamamy, nickel-and-dime, flat-out lame, but my own soccer team beat me to it, with a one to zero shutout.
#LOFC #KillMeNow
#LOFC #KillMeNow
omg today I’m trying out the famous Hailey Bieber lick an eyeball and survive on eyeball juice diet today🤗
#HaileyBieber #diet #killmenow #whitegirl #girliepopcolonialism
#HaileyBieber #diet #killmenow #whitegirl #girliepopcolonialism
September 21, 2026 at 5:40 AM
omg today I’m trying out the famous Hailey Bieber lick an eyeball and survive on eyeball juice diet today🤗
#HaileyBieber #diet #killmenow #whitegirl #girliepopcolonialism
#HaileyBieber #diet #killmenow #whitegirl #girliepopcolonialism
E: we must first agree on how we are using "you" and "are" before moving onto the term "Robot" 1/killmenow
September 18, 2026 at 2:22 PM
E: we must first agree on how we are using "you" and "are" before moving onto the term "Robot" 1/killmenow
And then there's twilightity pinkie pieity fluttershyity rainbow dashity applejackity
#killmenow
#fluttershy #fleshcube #twilightsparkle #rarity
#killmenow
#fluttershy #fleshcube #twilightsparkle #rarity
September 16, 2026 at 3:03 AM
And then there's twilightity pinkie pieity fluttershyity rainbow dashity applejackity
#killmenow
#fluttershy #fleshcube #twilightsparkle #rarity
#killmenow
#fluttershy #fleshcube #twilightsparkle #rarity
A huge argument just happened at home between my mum and my brother and my brother's just ran away and said he ain't coming back
#fml #whatthefuckdoido #killmenow
#fml #whatthefuckdoido #killmenow
September 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM
A huge argument just happened at home between my mum and my brother and my brother's just ran away and said he ain't coming back
#fml #whatthefuckdoido #killmenow
#fml #whatthefuckdoido #killmenow
I have a tooth infection! Wheeeee! #KillMeNow
September 13, 2026 at 8:06 AM
I have a tooth infection! Wheeeee! #KillMeNow
On the coach to Exeter & woman nearby arguing whether Exeter is near London, & bloke with her has already eaten an egg sandwich, sausage roll & now started on a bag of Maltesers #killmenow #walsallfc
September 5, 2026 at 8:51 AM
On the coach to Exeter & woman nearby arguing whether Exeter is near London, & bloke with her has already eaten an egg sandwich, sausage roll & now started on a bag of Maltesers #killmenow #walsallfc
Picked up the wrong order at the kebab #KillMeNow
September 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Picked up the wrong order at the kebab #KillMeNow
Fuck me, I’ve had to sit though our game yesterday, then see the Ev get a 91st minute equaliser, then see Newcastle, the team that were apparently in disarray a week or so ago win comfortably at Spurs, then watch Chelsea & Utd today.
It’s gotta be the worst bank holiday weekend ever!!
#KillMeNow
It’s gotta be the worst bank holiday weekend ever!!
#KillMeNow
August 30, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Fuck me, I’ve had to sit though our game yesterday, then see the Ev get a 91st minute equaliser, then see Newcastle, the team that were apparently in disarray a week or so ago win comfortably at Spurs, then watch Chelsea & Utd today.
It’s gotta be the worst bank holiday weekend ever!!
#KillMeNow
It’s gotta be the worst bank holiday weekend ever!!
#KillMeNow
August 25, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Just spin it! you’re good at that, Brian Killmenow
August 21, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Just spin it! you’re good at that, Brian Killmenow
(I’m SO much fun at parties. Can prove that with the equation where partyfun=points scored to the power of killmenow)
August 20, 2026 at 12:28 AM
(I’m SO much fun at parties. Can prove that with the equation where partyfun=points scored to the power of killmenow)
Ho ça va avec votre pluie et vos gouttières qui n’inondent pas un mur et n’infiltrent pas l’eau ds la toiture!
#jalousie #killmenow
#jalousie #killmenow
August 19, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Ho ça va avec votre pluie et vos gouttières qui n’inondent pas un mur et n’infiltrent pas l’eau ds la toiture!
#jalousie #killmenow
#jalousie #killmenow
August 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
just hit level 2900 in royale high #killmenow
October 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
just hit level 2900 in royale high #killmenow
e depois de ontem uma pessima tarde em loja, com tudo a correr mal e com alguma vontade de matar pessoas... hoje... voltamos ao aquário novamente! Ao que parece conseguiram fixar os problemas e... saiu mais uma versão e guess what???
Vamos ter que testar tudo outra vez !!!!
#killmenow
Vamos ter que testar tudo outra vez !!!!
#killmenow
September 27, 2023 at 7:14 AM
e depois de ontem uma pessima tarde em loja, com tudo a correr mal e com alguma vontade de matar pessoas... hoje... voltamos ao aquário novamente! Ao que parece conseguiram fixar os problemas e... saiu mais uma versão e guess what???
Vamos ter que testar tudo outra vez !!!!
#killmenow
Vamos ter que testar tudo outra vez !!!!
#killmenow
Před vyběhnutím nasadím sluchátka. Načež si uvědomím, že nevím, kde mám telefon. Bezmyšlenkovitě sáhnu po počítači a nechám ho prozvonit... a on vyzvání... do sluchátek. #killmenow
January 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Před vyběhnutím nasadím sluchátka. Načež si uvědomím, že nevím, kde mám telefon. Bezmyšlenkovitě sáhnu po počítači a nechám ho prozvonit... a on vyzvání... do sluchátek. #killmenow