based on conversations with other millennial parents this weekend, an enterprising publisher could become a both a zillionaire and a brownstone-brooklyn culture hero by bringing back the original line of spiral-bound klutz books
November 2, 2026 at 3:20 PM
based on conversations with other millennial parents this weekend, an enterprising publisher could become a both a zillionaire and a brownstone-brooklyn culture hero by bringing back the original line of spiral-bound klutz books
Well, wifey had a minor medical emergency by being a klutz (all is well) and counting is slow af in michigan so I'm peacing out to bed
gn all
gn all
November 4, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Well, wifey had a minor medical emergency by being a klutz (all is well) and counting is slow af in michigan so I'm peacing out to bed
gn all
gn all
another big klutz that doesn't watch where they're stepping? so it goes...
November 1, 2026 at 2:01 PM
another big klutz that doesn't watch where they're stepping? so it goes...
Not giving up. Foot up for a bit, with ice pack on, to reduce swelling. I'm such a klutz (if that's even a real word)
November 3, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Not giving up. Foot up for a bit, with ice pack on, to reduce swelling. I'm such a klutz (if that's even a real word)
She's part of the gang who are all on similar power levels!! Love the art Klutz ❤️
November 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM
She's part of the gang who are all on similar power levels!! Love the art Klutz ❤️
You mean you're my twin klutz too?!
October 30, 2026 at 3:39 PM
You mean you're my twin klutz too?!
Not even slang - I'd never really thought about "glitch" or "klutz" or "nosh" or "shlep" or "schmaltz(y)" or "schtick" as Jewish Words. In fact until I looked some up just now I would probably have guessed "nosh" was Polari.
November 2, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Not even slang - I'd never really thought about "glitch" or "klutz" or "nosh" or "shlep" or "schmaltz(y)" or "schtick" as Jewish Words. In fact until I looked some up just now I would probably have guessed "nosh" was Polari.
My toe freaking hurts. I'm supposed to go to a con on Saturday but I might not be able to wear shoes by then. UGH. It HURRRTTTSSS. It's not broken, but I'm probably going to lose a toenail. I'm such a klutz.
November 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
My toe freaking hurts. I'm supposed to go to a con on Saturday but I might not be able to wear shoes by then. UGH. It HURRRTTTSSS. It's not broken, but I'm probably going to lose a toenail. I'm such a klutz.
"hemophiliac klutz" is a great bit. I wish it was a bit though
October 29, 2026 at 1:13 AM
"hemophiliac klutz" is a great bit. I wish it was a bit though
The very first day on my new Honda XR-80 motorcycle, I did this. It was even worse, as the right-side handlebar is the front brake lever, and the one on the left-side is not a brake lever at all - it's the friggin' clutch release! Instantly flipped over the top. 😳
November 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
The very first day on my new Honda XR-80 motorcycle, I did this. It was even worse, as the right-side handlebar is the front brake lever, and the one on the left-side is not a brake lever at all - it's the friggin' clutch release! Instantly flipped over the top. 😳
the main problem with being a massive klutz is that i'm far too precise in everything i do
October 29, 2026 at 3:22 AM
the main problem with being a massive klutz is that i'm far too precise in everything i do
Fandom: Homestuck + OC
★
Casi Lovera [She/They/He]
Nepeta Leijon
Jane Crocker
Roxy Lalonde
Dave Strider
Jade Harley
Cosmic Klutz [They/She/He]
★ᝰ☁︎
#sketchdewdlez #fanart #cdzocz
★
Casi Lovera [She/They/He]
Nepeta Leijon
Jane Crocker
Roxy Lalonde
Dave Strider
Jade Harley
Cosmic Klutz [They/She/He]
★ᝰ☁︎
#sketchdewdlez #fanart #cdzocz
![Digital illustration of the sketches from my sketchbook with my Homestuck OC: Casi & Homestuck characters Nepeta, Jane, Roxy, Dave & Jade + Casi as a breezies from My Little Pony [Cosmic Klutz]. Casi & Nepeta are chatting while doodling, Nepeta possibly explaining the quadrants. Jane is stirring something in a bowl (maybe cookies/brownies) saying, "Gotta do the cooking by the book." Roxy is holding a bottle of alcohol (possibly vodka/Smirnoff) saying, "I'm the hottest guy around." Dave is telling Casi that "I'm so cool I turn ice into dry ice with my sick beats," they reply with "Uuh... okay." Jade has dog/wolf ear an is exclaiming "AWOOOO! I DON'T WANNA BE A GOD DAMN FURRY!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7amlera65x4bthkhfi7wmzwg/bafkreigqumboulpztuilnrctqdbgypaozlvt7wpssmkwcnxangqs2bdqli)
![Traditional sketches from my sketchbook with my Homestuck OC: Casi & Homestuck characters Nepeta, Jane, Roxy, Dave & Jade + Casi as a breezies from My Little Pony [Cosmic Klutz]. Casi & Nepeta are chatting while doodling, Nepeta possibly explaining the quadrants. Jane is stirring something in a bowl (maybe cookies/brownies) saying, "Gotta do the cooking by the book." Roxy is holding a bottle of alcohol (possibly vodka/Smirnoff) saying, "I'm the hottest guy around." Dave is telling Casi that "I'm so cool I turn ice into dry ice with my sick beats," they reply with "Uuh... okay." Jade has dog/wolf ear an is exclaiming "AWOOOO! I DON'T WANNA BE A GOD DAMN FURRY!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7amlera65x4bthkhfi7wmzwg/bafkreicuercyqgs2ana5f7w7waym462jz5nu6ljdcyvxsrca3wvz4akjna)
November 4, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Fandom: Homestuck + OC
★
Casi Lovera [She/They/He]
Nepeta Leijon
Jane Crocker
Roxy Lalonde
Dave Strider
Jade Harley
Cosmic Klutz [They/She/He]
★ᝰ☁︎
#sketchdewdlez #fanart #cdzocz
★
Casi Lovera [She/They/He]
Nepeta Leijon
Jane Crocker
Roxy Lalonde
Dave Strider
Jade Harley
Cosmic Klutz [They/She/He]
★ᝰ☁︎
#sketchdewdlez #fanart #cdzocz
Jeez.😐 Not that bad but I try to stay away from glass as I am a klutz.😜☕😂 Have a coffee!✨☕😁
November 2, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Jeez.😐 Not that bad but I try to stay away from glass as I am a klutz.😜☕😂 Have a coffee!✨☕😁
Wasn't Nancy Pelosi supposed to be politically savvy? She just as much of a klutz as Chuck Schumer.
VOTE FOR AMERICA, NOT FOR ISRAEL OR ITS PUPPETS.
VOTE FOR AMERICA, NOT FOR ISRAEL OR ITS PUPPETS.
October 30, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Wasn't Nancy Pelosi supposed to be politically savvy? She just as much of a klutz as Chuck Schumer.
VOTE FOR AMERICA, NOT FOR ISRAEL OR ITS PUPPETS.
VOTE FOR AMERICA, NOT FOR ISRAEL OR ITS PUPPETS.
Two narcoleptics and a klutz.
...yeah, nothing will go wrong here.
...yeah, nothing will go wrong here.
November 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Two narcoleptics and a klutz.
...yeah, nothing will go wrong here.
...yeah, nothing will go wrong here.
Work was super stressful, I trip and bruise my knee the second I get home, I get salt in microcuts all over my hands from making a tuna melt, then burn the heck out of my thumb while doing so as well.
Never forget Spirit's a big ol klutz
Never forget Spirit's a big ol klutz
November 3, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Work was super stressful, I trip and bruise my knee the second I get home, I get salt in microcuts all over my hands from making a tuna melt, then burn the heck out of my thumb while doing so as well.
Never forget Spirit's a big ol klutz
Never forget Spirit's a big ol klutz
Not a klutz, she wants the left to lose even if it means Dems winning. She's savvy at getting what she wants, which is not the same as what's good for Dems or the country.
October 30, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Not a klutz, she wants the left to lose even if it means Dems winning. She's savvy at getting what she wants, which is not the same as what's good for Dems or the country.
Anyway it turned out to be having some basic balance issues (so relatable) on the twigs there. It took a good look at me & flew off. And this tiny thing drifted down off it. I was so excited I forgot to be a klutz, and actually caught it.
This is the most exciting thing to happen to me in years.
This is the most exciting thing to happen to me in years.
November 2, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Anyway it turned out to be having some basic balance issues (so relatable) on the twigs there. It took a good look at me & flew off. And this tiny thing drifted down off it. I was so excited I forgot to be a klutz, and actually caught it.
This is the most exciting thing to happen to me in years.
This is the most exciting thing to happen to me in years.
klutz and ditzy are such cute words in a way
November 1, 2026 at 10:18 PM
klutz and ditzy are such cute words in a way
Is Klutz the right word to describe Waltz?
October 28, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Is Klutz the right word to describe Waltz?
Two things about Namjoon are immutable - he's a klutz, and he doesn't understand how Jungkook (and anyone else) feels about him...
October 31, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Two things about Namjoon are immutable - he's a klutz, and he doesn't understand how Jungkook (and anyone else) feels about him...
anyway. ♀Eito jerking off in the shower, getting lightheaded, banging her giraffe-ass head on the wall, nearly passing out, then having to come to the cafeteria later with a bandage on her head and having to laugh it off like “ehehe, i slipped in the shower (^-^;) …i’m such a klutz! “
November 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
anyway. ♀Eito jerking off in the shower, getting lightheaded, banging her giraffe-ass head on the wall, nearly passing out, then having to come to the cafeteria later with a bandage on her head and having to laugh it off like “ehehe, i slipped in the shower (^-^;) …i’m such a klutz! “