La-Z-Boy Introduces Adjustable Morphine Drip https://theonion.com/la-z-boy-introduces-adjustable-morphine-drip/
January 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
La-Z-Boy Introduces Adjustable Morphine Drip https://theonion.com/la-z-boy-introduces-adjustable-morphine-drip/
“Holy cow! What’s gotten into our La-Z-Boy?”
April 5, 2026 at 5:13 PM
“Holy cow! What’s gotten into our La-Z-Boy?”
so you're saying… the original editor was a la-z-boy
July 25, 2024 at 3:13 PM
so you're saying… the original editor was a la-z-boy
Congratulations! It's a La-Z-Boy!
My very barely online boyfriend just sent me this so the news has reached the normies
July 26, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Congratulations! It's a La-Z-Boy!
My man looks like his safe word is "La-Z-Boy"
September 12, 2026 at 6:41 PM
My man looks like his safe word is "La-Z-Boy"
when they go low, we go La-Z-Boy
July 25, 2024 at 6:58 AM
when they go low, we go La-Z-Boy
certified la-z-boy certified bedophile
July 25, 2024 at 5:34 AM
certified la-z-boy certified bedophile
Trump needs a VP pick who isn’t such a La-Z-Boy
July 25, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Trump needs a VP pick who isn’t such a La-Z-Boy
I lost my phone stylus down the side of this La-Z-Boy and my vacation is ruined.
March 13, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I lost my phone stylus down the side of this La-Z-Boy and my vacation is ruined.
Certified La-Z-Boy (Vance), Certified Pedophile (Trump)
July 31, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Certified La-Z-Boy (Vance), Certified Pedophile (Trump)
Flopped so hard into the La-Z-Boy I tipped it completely over and I basically did a sitting backflip. 🤣🤣🤣
September 30, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Flopped so hard into the La-Z-Boy I tipped it completely over and I basically did a sitting backflip. 🤣🤣🤣
I lost my phone stylus down the side of this La-Z-Boy and my vacation is ruined.
September 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I lost my phone stylus down the side of this La-Z-Boy and my vacation is ruined.
JD Vance continuously swiping right on the La-Z-Boy website
July 25, 2024 at 2:56 AM
JD Vance continuously swiping right on the La-Z-Boy website
I mean. What the. He can't be completely with it. This is declining uncle in his La-Z-Boy yelling at his in home assistant behavior
I’m not going to pretend it’s easy to say something in the moment when you witness the president do this and you’re aboard Air Force One with all the uniformed officers and secret service and fancy wood accents, but this is really an instance where you should. people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I mean. What the. He can't be completely with it. This is declining uncle in his La-Z-Boy yelling at his in home assistant behavior
Y'all know Norman Lear's final comedy had to have a theme song that gets your ass up out the La-z-boy and whatnot. Couldn't y'all use a "Clean Slate"?
February 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Y'all know Norman Lear's final comedy had to have a theme song that gets your ass up out the La-z-boy and whatnot. Couldn't y'all use a "Clean Slate"?
Wait, THATS how they spell “la-z-boy”
June 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Wait, THATS how they spell “la-z-boy”
dino bravo being gunned down in his la-z-boy by quebecois cigarette bootleggers doesn’t even make the list
not unique to wikipedia but i love that every list of "wrestling controversies" is like
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
dino bravo being gunned down in his la-z-boy by quebecois cigarette bootleggers doesn’t even make the list
Wife: I need a La-Z-Boy.
Me: You've already got me.
Me: You've already got me.
March 21, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Wife: I need a La-Z-Boy.
Me: You've already got me.
Me: You've already got me.
JD Vance on his way to La-Z-Boy
September 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
JD Vance on his way to La-Z-Boy
there’s an old la-z-boy recliner on the sidewalk with a sign that says “FREE - FULL OF SPIDERS” - appears to be in good condition otherwise
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
there’s an old la-z-boy recliner on the sidewalk with a sign that says “FREE - FULL OF SPIDERS” - appears to be in good condition otherwise
You saying my jokes are La-Z-Boy?
July 25, 2024 at 12:33 PM
You saying my jokes are La-Z-Boy?