Don’t get between a Lanstronaut and a Bazonzoes.
Lansing drivers will nearly sideswipe your car and then get mad at you about it
October 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Don’t get between a Lanstronaut and a Bazonzoes.
as a fellow lanstronaut, we claim this man as our own. lansing's finest.
in a world full of shitty tarantinos, be a matthew lillard.
in a world full of shitty tarantinos, be a matthew lillard.
Quentin Tarantino should have been run out of town for speaking ill of this man
March 3, 2026 at 4:33 AM
as a fellow lanstronaut, we claim this man as our own. lansing's finest.
in a world full of shitty tarantinos, be a matthew lillard.
in a world full of shitty tarantinos, be a matthew lillard.
our CFO (Chief Fact Officer) finally got Lanstronaut into their new phone dictionary
"back in business"
"back in business"
December 3, 2024 at 3:24 AM
our CFO (Chief Fact Officer) finally got Lanstronaut into their new phone dictionary
"back in business"
"back in business"
Hey friends! As we get more and more folks here on BlueSky we'll be putting local friends and orgs onto our Lanstronaut Select list and we'll probably bring back the #LansingFact & #Lanstronaut tags since they seem to work over here:
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 10, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Hey friends! As we get more and more folks here on BlueSky we'll be putting local friends and orgs onto our Lanstronaut Select list and we'll probably bring back the #LansingFact & #Lanstronaut tags since they seem to work over here:
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
still need a gift for a beer-loving Lanstronaut? Frandor Claus is now available in cans at Horrocks! it’s also on tap at the tavern, for those who like to sip and shop
December 21, 2024 at 12:02 AM
still need a gift for a beer-loving Lanstronaut? Frandor Claus is now available in cans at Horrocks! it’s also on tap at the tavern, for those who like to sip and shop
BLACK FRIDAY - 2025
Big box stores are masters of Lansing, only the Lanstronaut fleet stands before them, parking lots are now battlefields,
Big box stores are masters of Lansing, only the Lanstronaut fleet stands before them, parking lots are now battlefields,
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
BLACK FRIDAY - 2025
Big box stores are masters of Lansing, only the Lanstronaut fleet stands before them, parking lots are now battlefields,
Big box stores are masters of Lansing, only the Lanstronaut fleet stands before them, parking lots are now battlefields,
Lanstronaut royalty
heyyy sorry i didn’t get back to you i was listening to The Freshmen by The Verve Pipe a regular amount of times
March 5, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Lanstronaut royalty
Im a proud lifetime Lanstronaut and vouch that Vernors is the best among us
shoutout to everyone who started following me because I was added to some democrat starter pack, get ready to learn about Frandor and olive burgers
November 19, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Im a proud lifetime Lanstronaut and vouch that Vernors is the best among us
Looking for lanstronaut and Idaho Vandal follows hmu with recommendations
November 10, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Looking for lanstronaut and Idaho Vandal follows hmu with recommendations
For Lanstronaut locals: check out Altu’s in East Lansing to fulfill that craving for Ethiopian yumminess
What’s the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Ethiopian meal??
July 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
For Lanstronaut locals: check out Altu’s in East Lansing to fulfill that craving for Ethiopian yumminess
The sun is out. The orbs of winter are being put away for the season. What a time to be a Lanstronaut.
January 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The sun is out. The orbs of winter are being put away for the season. What a time to be a Lanstronaut.
Pictured here is the #caramelapplepaczki from @michiganmadetreats and WOW it’s tasty! (This is my fourth pączki of the day - how many is too many?)
Ich bin ein pączki.
(if you don’t get the Kennedy speech reference, well, I’ve just given you a clue)
#paczkiday #lanstronaut #paczki #polishamerican
Ich bin ein pączki.
(if you don’t get the Kennedy speech reference, well, I’ve just given you a clue)
#paczkiday #lanstronaut #paczki #polishamerican
Wow it’s been a crazy past few weeks, opening a business really is a lot like birthing a baby!
On this gloomy rainy Fat Tuesday, I am so thrilled to finally get a chance to sit down with a nice cup of tea and some #pączki and relax.
On this gloomy rainy Fat Tuesday, I am so thrilled to finally get a chance to sit down with a nice cup of tea and some #pączki and relax.
March 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Pictured here is the #caramelapplepaczki from @michiganmadetreats and WOW it’s tasty! (This is my fourth pączki of the day - how many is too many?)
Ich bin ein pączki.
(if you don’t get the Kennedy speech reference, well, I’ve just given you a clue)
#paczkiday #lanstronaut #paczki #polishamerican
Ich bin ein pączki.
(if you don’t get the Kennedy speech reference, well, I’ve just given you a clue)
#paczkiday #lanstronaut #paczki #polishamerican
Excited about the reading by local Lanstronaut Chris Steele on June 17th from his book 马马虎虎 the story of his adventures from living and working in Guangzhou, China
Will definitely be organizing some Cantonese treats to go along with the reading (put in your requests now!) ;)
#马马虎虎
Will definitely be organizing some Cantonese treats to go along with the reading (put in your requests now!) ;)
#马马虎虎
May 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Excited about the reading by local Lanstronaut Chris Steele on June 17th from his book 马马虎虎 the story of his adventures from living and working in Guangzhou, China
Will definitely be organizing some Cantonese treats to go along with the reading (put in your requests now!) ;)
#马马虎虎
Will definitely be organizing some Cantonese treats to go along with the reading (put in your requests now!) ;)
#马马虎虎
people didn't like me verifying information about my local city council on bluesky, which is fine, let's punch down on the autistic lanstronaut that didn't get the joke!
i hate people a lot.
i hate people a lot.
August 25, 2026 at 2:04 AM
people didn't like me verifying information about my local city council on bluesky, which is fine, let's punch down on the autistic lanstronaut that didn't get the joke!
i hate people a lot.
i hate people a lot.
OH HELLO NEIGHBOR! (i'm a lanstronaut too!)
December 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
OH HELLO NEIGHBOR! (i'm a lanstronaut too!)
Some enterprising Lanstronaut needs to jump on this biz concept.
January 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Some enterprising Lanstronaut needs to jump on this biz concept.
No 24 year old Lanstronaut is saying that. For that level of excitement, it's gotta be about QD changing the recipe on their dip, or a Lugnuts firework show.
June 30, 2024 at 2:01 PM
No 24 year old Lanstronaut is saying that. For that level of excitement, it's gotta be about QD changing the recipe on their dip, or a Lugnuts firework show.
I am also a Lanstronaut. As is @christophergs.bsky.social and I believe @rmdean.bsky.social too.
November 11, 2024 at 12:01 AM
I am also a Lanstronaut. As is @christophergs.bsky.social and I believe @rmdean.bsky.social too.
I need one of the socials to have a “most Lansing-y Lanstronaut story” because I have a really good one.
November 19, 2024 at 3:51 AM
I need one of the socials to have a “most Lansing-y Lanstronaut story” because I have a really good one.
Get to know a Lanstronaut, albeit originally from Genesee County (Flint + surrounding area):
www.lansingcitypulse.com/stories/bern...
www.lansingcitypulse.com/stories/bern...
City Pulse People Issue 2022: Bernie Porn - Pollster - City Pulse
Bernie Porn, 72, is the president of EPIC MRA, a Lansing-based survey research firm with decades of polling experience on a variety of topics to help guide campaigns for candidates, millages, bond pro...
www.lansingcitypulse.com
February 27, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Get to know a Lanstronaut, albeit originally from Genesee County (Flint + surrounding area):
www.lansingcitypulse.com/stories/bern...
www.lansingcitypulse.com/stories/bern...
I often bike through Frandor to leave the warm embrace of Lansing for the cold world of East Lansing, does this this make me a Lanstronaut?
November 19, 2024 at 1:51 AM
I often bike through Frandor to leave the warm embrace of Lansing for the cold world of East Lansing, does this this make me a Lanstronaut?
Also, it turns out I need to learn how to make #kadakchai (the people have spoken!)
#retaillife #teahouse #chengduteahouse #聊天 #茶 #hottea☕️ #oldtownlife #lansingoldtown #oldtownlansing #lansingmi #lanstronaut #成都茶馆 #喝茶 @chengduteahouse
February 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Also, it turns out I need to learn how to make #kadakchai (the people have spoken!)
#retaillife #teahouse #chengduteahouse #聊天 #茶 #hottea☕️ #oldtownlife #lansingoldtown #oldtownlansing #lansingmi #lanstronaut #成都茶馆 #喝茶 @chengduteahouse
What would you need to see on the football field this year for you to jump into the red cedar?
Does the pod use “Lanstronaut” as the lansing resident demonym or do you all insist on using the less correct, less fun alternatives?
Does the pod use “Lanstronaut” as the lansing resident demonym or do you all insist on using the less correct, less fun alternatives?
May 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
What would you need to see on the football field this year for you to jump into the red cedar?
Does the pod use “Lanstronaut” as the lansing resident demonym or do you all insist on using the less correct, less fun alternatives?
Does the pod use “Lanstronaut” as the lansing resident demonym or do you all insist on using the less correct, less fun alternatives?
I’m ba-ack!
Despite the jet lag zombie vibe I’m feeling today I am actually really excited about opening the teahouse back up - and honestly I have been missing my Lanstronaut family.
Swing by and say hi - or lemme know what awesome events I should check out 😄
#greaterlansing #lansingairport
Despite the jet lag zombie vibe I’m feeling today I am actually really excited about opening the teahouse back up - and honestly I have been missing my Lanstronaut family.
Swing by and say hi - or lemme know what awesome events I should check out 😄
#greaterlansing #lansingairport
September 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I’m ba-ack!
Despite the jet lag zombie vibe I’m feeling today I am actually really excited about opening the teahouse back up - and honestly I have been missing my Lanstronaut family.
Swing by and say hi - or lemme know what awesome events I should check out 😄
#greaterlansing #lansingairport
Despite the jet lag zombie vibe I’m feeling today I am actually really excited about opening the teahouse back up - and honestly I have been missing my Lanstronaut family.
Swing by and say hi - or lemme know what awesome events I should check out 😄
#greaterlansing #lansingairport
@lansingmifacts.com were you involved in the decision to make LCCs new mascot an actual Lanstronaut?
May 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
@lansingmifacts.com were you involved in the decision to make LCCs new mascot an actual Lanstronaut?