Today I will make another donation to Abdul El-Sayed in honor of Batshit Crazy Backstabbing Sore Loser
Zionist Lapdog Haley Stevens.
Zionist Lapdog Haley Stevens.
November 1, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Today I will make another donation to Abdul El-Sayed in honor of Batshit Crazy Backstabbing Sore Loser
Zionist Lapdog Haley Stevens.
Zionist Lapdog Haley Stevens.
This is a complete and utter humiliation for Trump and his recently deceased lapdog, Lindsey Graham.
November 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
This is a complete and utter humiliation for Trump and his recently deceased lapdog, Lindsey Graham.
This Day in History...
November 3, 1957: Soviet Union launches a dog into space.
November 3, 2016: Vladimir Putin launches lapdog into the White House.
November 3, 1957: Soviet Union launches a dog into space.
November 3, 2016: Vladimir Putin launches lapdog into the White House.
November 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
This Day in History...
November 3, 1957: Soviet Union launches a dog into space.
November 3, 2016: Vladimir Putin launches lapdog into the White House.
November 3, 1957: Soviet Union launches a dog into space.
November 3, 2016: Vladimir Putin launches lapdog into the White House.
Schumer and Jeffries need to go!
We need accountability not another trump lapdog.
We need accountability not another trump lapdog.
November 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Schumer and Jeffries need to go!
We need accountability not another trump lapdog.
We need accountability not another trump lapdog.
tales from the crypt
November 4, 2026 at 3:07 AM
tales from the crypt
Scientist lapdog with an attitude problem ily
October 31, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Scientist lapdog with an attitude problem ily
I think there are several things that can muster enough votes for supermajorities, but we need an LBJ arm-twister, not a DNC lapdog like Jeffries.
November 4, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I think there are several things that can muster enough votes for supermajorities, but we need an LBJ arm-twister, not a DNC lapdog like Jeffries.
Our 11-month-old labradoodle is turning into a lapdog. Correction: my lapdog. #dogsofmastodon
November 1, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Our 11-month-old labradoodle is turning into a lapdog. Correction: my lapdog. #dogsofmastodon
Hakeem Jeffries is a rightwing lapdog for Benjamin Netenyahu and Peter Thiel. He is not a "centrist", he is a fascist enabler...
November 4, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Hakeem Jeffries is a rightwing lapdog for Benjamin Netenyahu and Peter Thiel. He is not a "centrist", he is a fascist enabler...
Do they not realize that it’s Anakin’s own actions that bar him from any life other than being a lapdog who is utterly miserable and alone?
November 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Do they not realize that it’s Anakin’s own actions that bar him from any life other than being a lapdog who is utterly miserable and alone?
Should we dance on Elon's grave, piss on it, or both? With Katy Padilla Stout's victory over Musk lapdog Brandon Herrera in TX-23, Elon is now 0-7 in Texas with just one race left to call. LFG!
November 4, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Should we dance on Elon's grave, piss on it, or both? With Katy Padilla Stout's victory over Musk lapdog Brandon Herrera in TX-23, Elon is now 0-7 in Texas with just one race left to call. LFG!
Like this lapdog knows
November 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Like this lapdog knows
saying this to myself as though i'm talking to a quivering little lapdog
November 2, 2026 at 11:33 AM
saying this to myself as though i'm talking to a quivering little lapdog
Fido was finally forced to admit that he was not, in fact, the Hound of the Baskervilles but the Lapdog of the Garamonds.
#GirlsOwnCC
(One for all you typographers out there)
#GirlsOwnCC
(One for all you typographers out there)
November 1, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Fido was finally forced to admit that he was not, in fact, the Hound of the Baskervilles but the Lapdog of the Garamonds.
#GirlsOwnCC
(One for all you typographers out there)
#GirlsOwnCC
(One for all you typographers out there)
Perfect, little toadie lapdog.
November 4, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Perfect, little toadie lapdog.
JUST REALLY DISAPPOINTED JOLLY DIDN'T WIN FOR GOV! INSTEAD FLORIDA GOT TRUMP'S LAPDOG BYRON DONALDS!
I went to bed. A bit disappointed but by 1 & 2 percent is still huge, and we did retain Florida House & Senate plus all the good things across the country it was still a good night.
✌️💙🐸
✌️💙🐸
November 4, 2026 at 12:51 PM
JUST REALLY DISAPPOINTED JOLLY DIDN'T WIN FOR GOV! INSTEAD FLORIDA GOT TRUMP'S LAPDOG BYRON DONALDS!
Excellent news!!
Now Vlad is going to call his lapdog Trump. Expect 500 Gazillion dollar tariffs on Canada by Friday from the 🇺🇸!!
Bring it on losers!
#FuckTrump
#Never51
#ElbowsUp
Now Vlad is going to call his lapdog Trump. Expect 500 Gazillion dollar tariffs on Canada by Friday from the 🇺🇸!!
Bring it on losers!
#FuckTrump
#Never51
#ElbowsUp
BREAKING: PM Carney announced Canada will DENY entry visas to the Russian national hockey team for next month's World Junior Championship. As long as Moscow continues its invasion of Ukraine, Russian and Belarusian athletes will not set foot on Canadian soil (or ice). Good call. 🇨🇦🇺🇦
November 3, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Excellent news!!
Now Vlad is going to call his lapdog Trump. Expect 500 Gazillion dollar tariffs on Canada by Friday from the 🇺🇸!!
Bring it on losers!
#FuckTrump
#Never51
#ElbowsUp
Now Vlad is going to call his lapdog Trump. Expect 500 Gazillion dollar tariffs on Canada by Friday from the 🇺🇸!!
Bring it on losers!
#FuckTrump
#Never51
#ElbowsUp
Geisha with a Lapdog http://kokoelmat.fng.fi/app?si=A+II+841%3A413
November 2, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Geisha with a Lapdog http://kokoelmat.fng.fi/app?si=A+II+841%3A413
Nor the other lapdog Jeffries!!!
November 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Nor the other lapdog Jeffries!!!
Biggest letdown after Trump himself?
The media.
Voters needed a watchdog.
They got a lapdog.
Corruption barely got a second look.
Lies went unchallenged.
Insanity got a shrug.
The press had the freedom.
It didn’t use it.
U.S. press freedom: 64th in the world.
Voters were abandoned.
#YourTurnAmerica
The media.
Voters needed a watchdog.
They got a lapdog.
Corruption barely got a second look.
Lies went unchallenged.
Insanity got a shrug.
The press had the freedom.
It didn’t use it.
U.S. press freedom: 64th in the world.
Voters were abandoned.
#YourTurnAmerica
November 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Biggest letdown after Trump himself?
The media.
Voters needed a watchdog.
They got a lapdog.
Corruption barely got a second look.
Lies went unchallenged.
Insanity got a shrug.
The press had the freedom.
It didn’t use it.
U.S. press freedom: 64th in the world.
Voters were abandoned.
#YourTurnAmerica
The media.
Voters needed a watchdog.
They got a lapdog.
Corruption barely got a second look.
Lies went unchallenged.
Insanity got a shrug.
The press had the freedom.
It didn’t use it.
U.S. press freedom: 64th in the world.
Voters were abandoned.
#YourTurnAmerica
I mean. He wasn’t an actual leader in this Congress either, if we are being honest. Trump’s cringiest lapdog.
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) told his Republican colleagues Wednesday that he will not seek a leadership position in the next Congress, citing the toll the job has taken on his family, according to a letter to his colleagues obtained by Axios.
www.axios.com/2026/11/04/m...
www.axios.com/2026/11/04/m...
Read Mike Johnson's departing message
Johnson said leadership demands had required significant sacrifices from his family.
www.axios.com
November 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I mean. He wasn’t an actual leader in this Congress either, if we are being honest. Trump’s cringiest lapdog.
I don't think they can but I think there may be enough vulnerable GOP senators they may not want to play lapdog after tonight.
November 4, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I don't think they can but I think there may be enough vulnerable GOP senators they may not want to play lapdog after tonight.
They're also dreading NOT being considered loyal lapdog enough for their pardon
November 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
They're also dreading NOT being considered loyal lapdog enough for their pardon
Some tcc dudes be calling themselves "calgabriellover666" "dylans-lapdog:3" "artyoms_smelly_armpit" "iskhakov-irl2018"
It’s okay.. been there……..
It’s okay.. been there……..
October 31, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Some tcc dudes be calling themselves "calgabriellover666" "dylans-lapdog:3" "artyoms_smelly_armpit" "iskhakov-irl2018"
It’s okay.. been there……..
It’s okay.. been there……..