31 lasers for the 31st state.
Happy birthday, California.
Happy birthday, California.
September 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
31 lasers for the 31st state.
Happy birthday, California.
Happy birthday, California.
“this is not a time for political theater”
Said without irony by the “Jewish space lasers” congresswoman
Said without irony by the “Jewish space lasers” congresswoman
February 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“this is not a time for political theater”
Said without irony by the “Jewish space lasers” congresswoman
Said without irony by the “Jewish space lasers” congresswoman
The Jewish Space Lasers lady is currently the voice of reason.
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The Jewish Space Lasers lady is currently the voice of reason.
And Jewish space lasers aimed at a flat Earth.
July 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
And Jewish space lasers aimed at a flat Earth.
Ukrainian space lasers
February 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Ukrainian space lasers
1.5 hours to lasers only 1.5 hours to lasers I am going to get LASERS in 1.5 hours hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lasers lasers mmmmmmmm lasers delicious lasers
March 27, 2026 at 4:56 PM
1.5 hours to lasers only 1.5 hours to lasers I am going to get LASERS in 1.5 hours hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lasers lasers mmmmmmmm lasers delicious lasers
Antisemitic Space Lasers
ok, correct, Elon Musk actually does has space lasers (just the kind used to transmit stupid slop propaganda, not the kind used to zap people into ash from spaaaacccccceeeeee).
September 23, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Antisemitic Space Lasers
Buy Marjorie's Jewish space lasers.
April 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Buy Marjorie's Jewish space lasers.
MTG: “It’s not the weather, it’s the Jewish Space Lasers and Chemtrails.”
July 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
MTG: “It’s not the weather, it’s the Jewish Space Lasers and Chemtrails.”
She probably should have stopped after claiming Jewish Space Lasers started the CA fires in 2018. But no, she’s back with more theories.
January 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
She probably should have stopped after claiming Jewish Space Lasers started the CA fires in 2018. But no, she’s back with more theories.
Of course you’d put big lasers on the roof to shoot down bad guys buddy. You’re 12.
"This is what America rightfully deserves. We shall no longer be afraid."
Engineer Says It's Time to Rebuild the Twin Towers as Giant Data Centers With Anti-Aircraft Lasers on the Roof
Raphael Chryslar has proposed an expansive infrastructure project which reimagines the twin towers as part of a high-tech research campus.
trib.al
March 23, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Of course you’d put big lasers on the roof to shoot down bad guys buddy. You’re 12.
destroying you with lasers in my mind btw! ^w^
March 15, 2024 at 4:05 AM
destroying you with lasers in my mind btw! ^w^
“I hear ya girl. I was attacked by the Gazpacho police and the Jewish Space Lasers.”
December 12, 2024 at 8:07 PM
“I hear ya girl. I was attacked by the Gazpacho police and the Jewish Space Lasers.”
Huge night for Jewish Space Lasers
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Huge night for Jewish Space Lasers
June 1, 2026 at 4:04 AM
surprise! there really IS a sinister and deeply evil ultra-rich entity manipulating US politics with space lasers, and it’s not the Jews, it’s Elon Musk.
Newly released text messages from Elon Musk show the billionaire bragging about using "lasers from space" to elect Donald Trump president in 2024. The question-raising remark comes as Musk spends millions on November's midterms.
Elon Musk brags about using "lasers from space" to elect Trump in 2024, texts show
Newly released text messages from Elon Musk show the billionaire bragging about using "lasers from space" to elect Donald Trump president in 2024. The question-raising remark comes as Musk spends millions on November's midterms.
n.pr
September 23, 2026 at 11:55 AM
surprise! there really IS a sinister and deeply evil ultra-rich entity manipulating US politics with space lasers, and it’s not the Jews, it’s Elon Musk.
Room for the Jewish Space Lasers lady but Chuck Schumer wouldn’t endorse Mamdani
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Room for the Jewish Space Lasers lady but Chuck Schumer wouldn’t endorse Mamdani
YouTuber Styropyro builds handheld lasers powerful enough to cut plastic and pop balloons in seconds.
September 27, 2026 at 8:10 AM
YouTuber Styropyro builds handheld lasers powerful enough to cut plastic and pop balloons in seconds.
