#lawnguy
July 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I sort of wonder how far we are from people making and/or selling lawnguy trailers with a couple of solar panels on it and a built in battery-charging bank
you're seething online. i am reading a thousand reviews of battery powered chainsaws. we are not the same
July 12, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Ziggy Lawnguy
May 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
lawnguy land is the midwest probably
June 18, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Oh LawnGuy* Land.
March 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Lawnguy Land
March 28, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Actually nobody is worse than the white guy who works in midtown east and wears a fleece vest and has family on lawnGUY-land.

You can’t change my mind.

He’s even worse than anyone in bumbafuck bc he’s surrounded by cosmopolitan life, art, culture, intelligence, and he still has a maga hat at home.
April 11, 2024 at 1:17 PM
When I add contacts to my phone to professionals I hire, I often put in a profession for a last name, like "Audrey Babysitter", "Al Dentist" or "Brian A/C Guy" but it never felt problematic until we got to "Jesus Lawnguy".
June 3, 2024 at 8:31 PM
LawnGuy knocked on the door. We've never met and I tried to throw on a quick "boymode" (I was naked, for reasons).
I'm guessing it didn't work? Super nice old guy, talked about his time in Nam and the Importance of Car Tire Preassure on Interstates. Called Me "Sweetie" (NonCreepy) when leaving. 🤷🏻‍♀️
April 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
New lawnguy has no clue what he's doing. He's not even dressed for this kind of work. #cats #lawnmowers
October 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Wow, just got a text from the daughter of my former LawnGuy, Neris, who said he'd been picked up & deported. My sister says these POS MFers are probably driving around targeting landscapers.
His wife has started a gofundme page. Please contribute to this devasted family.

gofund.me/22d56264
Donate to Help Amanda Garcia Reunite Her Family, organized by Amanda Garcia
My name is Amanda Garcia. Yesterday, my husband was taking our daughter to school … Amanda Garcia needs your support for Help Amanda Garcia Reunite Her Family
gofund.me
March 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Good Morning! Sorry about your LawnGuy troubles. Here's my very favorite response to those over-eager folks:

youtu.be/Qa-QUaqUN3w?...
"Leaf Blower" Asylum Street Spankers
YouTube video by Johnny Miller
youtu.be
November 16, 2024 at 1:32 PM