Boredom is: waiting for OC to get around to responding.
So I shall indulge in some vanityposting.
#lawyerproblems #mcm #vanitas
So I shall indulge in some vanityposting.
#lawyerproblems #mcm #vanitas
August 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Boredom is: waiting for OC to get around to responding.
So I shall indulge in some vanityposting.
#lawyerproblems #mcm #vanitas
So I shall indulge in some vanityposting.
#lawyerproblems #mcm #vanitas
This is *so* relatable. #lawyerproblems
I have never cried at a deposition. I did once tear up but that was because I got bored and was fiddling with a binder clip and accidentally clamped it to my lower lip.
February 1, 2024 at 10:25 AM
This is *so* relatable. #lawyerproblems
Working on this conflicts screening worksheet is a great reminder of how much shit I push up hills every day.
So another cat photo.
#CatsOfBluesky #Cats #GrayCats #FML #LawyerProblems
So another cat photo.
#CatsOfBluesky #Cats #GrayCats #FML #LawyerProblems
December 16, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Working on this conflicts screening worksheet is a great reminder of how much shit I push up hills every day.
So another cat photo.
#CatsOfBluesky #Cats #GrayCats #FML #LawyerProblems
So another cat photo.
#CatsOfBluesky #Cats #GrayCats #FML #LawyerProblems
#SarcasticLawyer #LegalHumor #LawyerLife #SassyAttorney #WittyLawyer #LegalJokes #LawyerProblems #SarcasmInLaw #AttorneyBanter #LawyerLaughs
January 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I experience this so often it’s crazy…drafting corporate contract all day, then coming home and using “notwithstanding” in casual conversation with the kids…🙄 #lawyerproblems
October 22, 2024 at 10:43 PM
I experience this so often it’s crazy…drafting corporate contract all day, then coming home and using “notwithstanding” in casual conversation with the kids…🙄 #lawyerproblems
"The law: where everyone wants fast answers to slow questions."
🚀 Rocket science, but with more emails. It's not rocket science. It's worse. Rocket scientists don't get 9pm texts about boundary fences. For more: www.learninglawyer.co.uk
#LegalHu#LegalHumourP#LawyerProblemso#FunnyPostse#LawLifek
🚀 Rocket science, but with more emails. It's not rocket science. It's worse. Rocket scientists don't get 9pm texts about boundary fences. For more: www.learninglawyer.co.uk
#LegalHu#LegalHumourP#LawyerProblemso#FunnyPostse#LawLifek
Life of Newly Qualified UK Lawyer
The Good, the bad and the funny!
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October 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"The law: where everyone wants fast answers to slow questions."
🚀 Rocket science, but with more emails. It's not rocket science. It's worse. Rocket scientists don't get 9pm texts about boundary fences. For more: www.learninglawyer.co.uk
#LegalHu#LegalHumourP#LawyerProblemso#FunnyPostse#LawLifek
🚀 Rocket science, but with more emails. It's not rocket science. It's worse. Rocket scientists don't get 9pm texts about boundary fences. For more: www.learninglawyer.co.uk
#LegalHu#LegalHumourP#LawyerProblemso#FunnyPostse#LawLifek
That moment when it’s 5:45pm the night before leave… and your inbox births NEW “URGENT” emails. 🍹⚖️
Survive the chaos with *The Day Before Annual Leave: A Solicitor’s Survival Guide*. ⏳🔗
www.learninglawyer.co.uk/day-before-a...
#SolicitorLife #LawHumour #LegalTwitter #LawyerProblems #Blawgging
Survive the chaos with *The Day Before Annual Leave: A Solicitor’s Survival Guide*. ⏳🔗
www.learninglawyer.co.uk/day-before-a...
#SolicitorLife #LawHumour #LegalTwitter #LawyerProblems #Blawgging
The Day Before Annual Leave: A Solicitor’s Survival Guide - Life of Newly Qualified UK Lawyer
Discover the hilarious chaos solicitors face the day before annual leave — from inbox firefighting to frantic handovers — in this relatable UK legal life blog post.
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August 22, 2025 at 7:59 AM
That moment when it’s 5:45pm the night before leave… and your inbox births NEW “URGENT” emails. 🍹⚖️
Survive the chaos with *The Day Before Annual Leave: A Solicitor’s Survival Guide*. ⏳🔗
www.learninglawyer.co.uk/day-before-a...
#SolicitorLife #LawHumour #LegalTwitter #LawyerProblems #Blawgging
Survive the chaos with *The Day Before Annual Leave: A Solicitor’s Survival Guide*. ⏳🔗
www.learninglawyer.co.uk/day-before-a...
#SolicitorLife #LawHumour #LegalTwitter #LawyerProblems #Blawgging
#SarcasticLawyer #LegalHumor #LawyerLife #SassyAttorney #WittyLawyer #LegalJokes #LawyerProblems #SarcasmInLaw #AttorneyBanter #LawyerLaughs
January 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
#SarcasticLawyer #LegalHumor #LawyerLife #SassyAttorney #WittyLawyer #LegalJokes #LawyerProblems #SarcasmInLaw #AttorneyBanter #LawyerLaughs
January 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
#SarcasticLawyer #LegalHumor #LawyerLife #SassyAttorney #WittyLawyer #LegalJokes #LawyerProblems #SarcasmInLaw #AttorneyBanter #LawyerLaughs
January 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
#SarcasticLawyer #LegalHumor #LawyerLife #SassyAttorney #WittyLawyer #LegalJokes #LawyerProblems #SarcasmInLaw #AttorneyBanter #LawyerLaughs
January 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
#SarcasticLawyer #LegalHumor #LawyerLife #SassyAttorney #WittyLawyer #LegalJokes #LawyerProblems #SarcasmInLaw #AttorneyBanter #LawyerLaughs
January 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I am challenging the constitutionality of a law and my opponent argues there is no injury and therefore no standing because my clients can simply follow and not break the law I’m challenging on their behalf …….. I have no words. #constitution #standing #lawyerproblems
November 19, 2024 at 1:25 PM
I am challenging the constitutionality of a law and my opponent argues there is no injury and therefore no standing because my clients can simply follow and not break the law I’m challenging on their behalf …….. I have no words. #constitution #standing #lawyerproblems
The worst part of a lawyer tweeting is the limited use of words to get a message across. #lawyerproblems
December 3, 2024 at 8:44 PM
The worst part of a lawyer tweeting is the limited use of words to get a message across. #lawyerproblems
Sports law. With the new NIL, this is all new territory and an opening in sports law. Also, the area of law surrounding crypto. I could have been dealing with these things, rather than two adults who hate each other. #lawyerproblems #familylaw
December 3, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Sports law. With the new NIL, this is all new territory and an opening in sports law. Also, the area of law surrounding crypto. I could have been dealing with these things, rather than two adults who hate each other. #lawyerproblems #familylaw
New one: “Caller looking for a civil rights attorney because the gov’t flew a nano into caller’s ear, which migrated to caller’s eye, and stole caller’s ideas for a missile guidance system.” You can’t make this stuff up. #Lawyer #lawyerproblems #Weird
December 3, 2024 at 1:33 PM
New one: “Caller looking for a civil rights attorney because the gov’t flew a nano into caller’s ear, which migrated to caller’s eye, and stole caller’s ideas for a missile guidance system.” You can’t make this stuff up. #Lawyer #lawyerproblems #Weird
My act of rebellion for the day: if I have to be in court on a Friday afternoon - I am wearing my black jeans…… #lawtwitter #familylaw #lawyerproblems
December 3, 2024 at 9:31 AM
My act of rebellion for the day: if I have to be in court on a Friday afternoon - I am wearing my black jeans…… #lawtwitter #familylaw #lawyerproblems
Nothing like looking out my window and seeing a hostile opposing party working on the neighbors fence…… #lawyerproblems #remotejob
December 3, 2024 at 9:16 AM
Nothing like looking out my window and seeing a hostile opposing party working on the neighbors fence…… #lawyerproblems #remotejob
Leaving the house at an ungodly time to get to a 9:00 am court appearance in Washington County. There is just no good route from my home. #lawyer #lawyerproblems
December 3, 2024 at 9:06 AM
Leaving the house at an ungodly time to get to a 9:00 am court appearance in Washington County. There is just no good route from my home. #lawyer #lawyerproblems
1.5 hours to court, 1.5 hours back - all for a 10 minute argument over a motion. And there should not have been an argument. Oh well, I am stopping at Nordstrom Rack. #lawyerproblems #lawtwitter
December 3, 2024 at 9:06 AM
1.5 hours to court, 1.5 hours back - all for a 10 minute argument over a motion. And there should not have been an argument. Oh well, I am stopping at Nordstrom Rack. #lawyerproblems #lawtwitter
Got up, got my suit on, did the full make-up and hair, and I believe this will be the second time the other party is going to no show- day in the life of a family law attorney. So I am staring out the courtroom windows at the Capital while I wait… #lawyerproblems #familylaw
December 3, 2024 at 9:00 AM
Got up, got my suit on, did the full make-up and hair, and I believe this will be the second time the other party is going to no show- day in the life of a family law attorney. So I am staring out the courtroom windows at the Capital while I wait… #lawyerproblems #familylaw
Happy Trial Day for those who celebrate… that’s me. I celebrate. Many times a year. Tequila shots tonight. #lawtwitter #lawyerproblems
December 3, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Happy Trial Day for those who celebrate… that’s me. I celebrate. Many times a year. Tequila shots tonight. #lawtwitter #lawyerproblems