‘1000-Lb Sisters’ Episode Begins With Disclaimer That Something Wrong With You For Watching theonion.com/1000-lb...
July 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
‘1000-Lb Sisters’ Episode Begins With Disclaimer That Something Wrong With You For Watching theonion.com/1000-lb...
wow they are hitting 600 lb
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January 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
wow they are hitting 600 lb
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The price of 1 lb of ground beef is now higher than the federal minimum hourly wage…
July 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The price of 1 lb of ground beef is now higher than the federal minimum hourly wage…
Just checked the price of a pound of ground beef in St. Cloud, MN (Emmer's district) -- $5.29/lb at ALDI, $7.23/lb at Walmart.
Not sure where "less than $2/lb" is happening there?
Not sure where "less than $2/lb" is happening there?
September 16, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Just checked the price of a pound of ground beef in St. Cloud, MN (Emmer's district) -- $5.29/lb at ALDI, $7.23/lb at Walmart.
Not sure where "less than $2/lb" is happening there?
Not sure where "less than $2/lb" is happening there?
🚨 Absolute unit alert 🚨
April 30, 2026 at 4:55 PM
🚨 Absolute unit alert 🚨
Why is 'lb' the abbreviation for 'pound'?
September 11, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Why is 'lb' the abbreviation for 'pound'?
TLC Sues ‘1000-Lb Sisters’ For Losing Weight https://theonion.com/tlc-sues-1000-lb-sisters-for-losing-weight/
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
TLC Sues ‘1000-Lb Sisters’ For Losing Weight https://theonion.com/tlc-sues-1000-lb-sisters-for-losing-weight/
Good morning! cow is now 500 lb~
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@tatteredvelvet.bsky.social
January 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Good morning! cow is now 500 lb~
@tatteredvelvet.bsky.social
@tatteredvelvet.bsky.social
Detroit Lions LB Derrick Barnes came to the game today in matching Spider-Man suits with his son 😭
September 13, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Detroit Lions LB Derrick Barnes came to the game today in matching Spider-Man suits with his son 😭
Katie Phang visits the Donald J. Trump Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reading Room, an exhibition that displays the 3,437 volumes of The Epstein Files.
“Each of them weighs about 5 lb. … 3.5 million files bound into 800-page volumes. Altogether, it weighs about 17,000 lb.”
“Each of them weighs about 5 lb. … 3.5 million files bound into 800-page volumes. Altogether, it weighs about 17,000 lb.”
May 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Katie Phang visits the Donald J. Trump Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reading Room, an exhibition that displays the 3,437 volumes of The Epstein Files.
“Each of them weighs about 5 lb. … 3.5 million files bound into 800-page volumes. Altogether, it weighs about 17,000 lb.”
“Each of them weighs about 5 lb. … 3.5 million files bound into 800-page volumes. Altogether, it weighs about 17,000 lb.”
Kyrie Irving says he will pay Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair’s fine for putting Hind Rajab’s name on his eye black
September 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Kyrie Irving says he will pay Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair’s fine for putting Hind Rajab’s name on his eye black
Caturday! My 30-lb Siberian Forest Cat says hello. His name is Harry.
November 23, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Caturday! My 30-lb Siberian Forest Cat says hello. His name is Harry.
April 25, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Had to buy ground pork for spaghetti bc it was $3.00 lb and ground beef was $8.00 lb for pre-packaged Tyson bullshit. Fuck everyone involved.
August 16, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Had to buy ground pork for spaghetti bc it was $3.00 lb and ground beef was $8.00 lb for pre-packaged Tyson bullshit. Fuck everyone involved.
35 lb plate bounced onto my big toe :)
April 21, 2026 at 6:45 PM
35 lb plate bounced onto my big toe :)
LB patch notes
-Buffed max MP
-Buffed max MP
June 11, 2026 at 2:28 PM
LB patch notes
-Buffed max MP
-Buffed max MP
February 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Steals LB, refuses to elaborate
April 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Steals LB, refuses to elaborate
How big are you?
6’2 / 1.88 m
225 lb /102.06 kg
6’2 / 1.88 m
225 lb /102.06 kg
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
How big are you?
6’2 / 1.88 m
225 lb /102.06 kg
6’2 / 1.88 m
225 lb /102.06 kg