All right, Y'all. Synchronize those leafblowers. Brilliant strategy.
January 24, 2026 at 3:19 AM
All right, Y'all. Synchronize those leafblowers. Brilliant strategy.
construction noise to the left of me, leafblowers to the right
April 1, 2024 at 4:28 PM
construction noise to the left of me, leafblowers to the right
everyone hates leafblowers, but the leaves love them
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
everyone hates leafblowers, but the leaves love them
holy shit a use for leafblowers
Leafblowers, umbrellas, lasers, balloons, paint bombs, shields, and power tools—an overview of all the innovations that demonstrators used to defend Portland from the mercenaries in ICE and DHS back in 2020, some of which are showing up again in Los Angeles this week.
crimethinc.com/PortlandTact...
crimethinc.com/PortlandTact...
June 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
holy shit a use for leafblowers
Leafblowers are fidget spinners for some old guys
June 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Leafblowers are fidget spinners for some old guys
In addition to defensive leafblowers, the protestors are also launching offensive rolling dumpsters at the police
June 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
In addition to defensive leafblowers, the protestors are also launching offensive rolling dumpsters at the police
No leafblowers needed @garyinscotland.bsky.social
September 25, 2026 at 8:08 AM
No leafblowers needed @garyinscotland.bsky.social
Anyone breaking out the leafblowers? That's a fun trick.
June 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Anyone breaking out the leafblowers? That's a fun trick.
As something of a man’s man, I hope I can exert some leadership and make leafblowers uncool until they fall out of use. I’ve never had my day ruined by leaves, but I’ve had so many midday naps ruined by leafblowers.
September 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
As something of a man’s man, I hope I can exert some leadership and make leafblowers uncool until they fall out of use. I’ve never had my day ruined by leaves, but I’ve had so many midday naps ruined by leafblowers.
I think I was prepared to hate A.I. by already hating leafblowers, which are also extremely wasteful and can't do anything we didn't already know how to do.
December 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I think I was prepared to hate A.I. by already hating leafblowers, which are also extremely wasteful and can't do anything we didn't already know how to do.
Don't forget your leafblowers! FUCK the Orange GESTAPO MONGRELS!
January 24, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Don't forget your leafblowers! FUCK the Orange GESTAPO MONGRELS!
NOT NOW, LEAFBLOWERS 🤬
November 7, 2024 at 8:52 PM
NOT NOW, LEAFBLOWERS 🤬
outlaw leafblowers! let the leaves just be in the place where they are!!
August 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
outlaw leafblowers! let the leaves just be in the place where they are!!
God I hate leafblowers
November 15, 2024 at 7:12 PM
God I hate leafblowers
Me sharing my thoughts and feelings with the leafblowers
April 18, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Me sharing my thoughts and feelings with the leafblowers
Leafblowers are largely unnecessary, gas powered ones trash the environment in multiple ways, and your lawn should just be native plants and flowers anyways
What take would you choose to argue on jubilee with total confidence that you’d crush 20 opponents?
May 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Leafblowers are largely unnecessary, gas powered ones trash the environment in multiple ways, and your lawn should just be native plants and flowers anyways
fuckin ban leafblowers already
August 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
fuckin ban leafblowers already
I wonder if leafblowers would blow back tear gas
February 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I wonder if leafblowers would blow back tear gas
we need the home depot dads to bring out the leafblowers
January 11, 2026 at 10:45 PM
we need the home depot dads to bring out the leafblowers
current mood is "ban the goddamn gas leafblowers ffs 🤬"
December 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
current mood is "ban the goddamn gas leafblowers ffs 🤬"
The leafblowers are back. FML
August 19, 2025 at 11:01 AM
The leafblowers are back. FML
Leafblowers are in anarchist's manual. But traffic cones is a new one.
June 16, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Leafblowers are in anarchist's manual. But traffic cones is a new one.