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sharktopia.bsky.social
Just a few happy #LemonSharks to brighten your day! 💛💛💛
December 7, 2024 at 3:05 AM
thebarbarienne.bsky.social
lemonsharks My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn: Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined. sighinastorm I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being "soft" or some crap like that. fantasyboudicca My ancestors, watching me stuff my face with fried chicken while studying: She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar. WE MADE IT
May 8, 2026 at 3:55 AM
thou-dog.bsky.social
Found this on r/onejoke
Tumblr post by lemonsharks, a screen cap of a tweet by charlie 🐻 @chawleeknight that reads: fae (xe/xyr): may i have your pronouns? me (they/them): sure! they/them fae (they/them): thanks :) me ( / ): wait dated 17 October 2019, 3,265 RT and 6,798 likes lemonsharks captioned this, "This will never not be funny and also somewhere there a fairy making a killing as a pronoun broker." There are 30,884 notes.
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
theonecalledsora.bsky.social
I finally stopped procrastinating and made my team a banner!
Hope y’all like it!
#lemonsharks #splatoon #banner #art #graphicdesign
September 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
adorablesergal.neocities.org
proud to eat like an imperial concubine
lemonsharks writes: "My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn: Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined." sighinastorm adds, "I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being 'soft' or some crap like that." fantasyboudicca adds, "My ancestors, watching me stuff my face with fried chicken while studying: She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like an imperial scholar. WE MADE IT"
September 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Tumblr cap lemonsharks Follow My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn: Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined. sighinastorm Follow I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being "soft" or some crap like that. fantasyboudicca Follow My ancestors, watching me stuff my face with fried chicken while studying: She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar. WE MADE IT
August 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
usili.bsky.social
mapsontheweb: Frodo and Sam's journey if it took place in the United States a-book-ofcreatures: Average trip to Florida lemonsharks: picture of a boat on fire that says 'Bortles!' wazzapp: Floridor
August 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
felisrandomis.bsky.social
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August 20, 2026 at 9:27 PM
umamimami-art.bsky.social
Finished up this Lemon shark for a friend!
They ordered it as a custom for a Xmas gift!

#artsky #animalart #lemonsharks #acrylicpainting
December 15, 2024 at 7:10 AM
eggsbee.bsky.social
Made some fun lemon lemon sharks!! *nam nam nam* (P.s these are on my shop if your interested in them 👀👀 just so you know)

#art #lemons #lemonsharks
September 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
biminisharkgirl.bsky.social
#ProjectLemonAid is our community-driven research project in Turks And Caicos! Learn more

www.sharks4kids.com/lemon-shark-...

#sharkscience #sharkresearch #lemonsharks
November 26, 2024 at 3:43 PM
thepolymerokapi.bsky.social
Lemon Shark Bracelet
All my bracelets are one of a kind, I don't use the same combo of beads twice ♥

#art #polymerclay #jewelry #ooak #sharks #lemonsharks #animalpuns

thepolymerokapi.etsy.com
Photo of a charm bracelet on a clear acrylic display. The bracelet is made of yellow, green, and white beads with a singular polymer clay charm of a lemon shark at the center. The shark is yellow with a white belly, a half slice of lemon for its dorsal fin and holding a tiny slice between its pectoral fins.
May 29, 2026 at 11:00 PM
carlaspeedmcneil.bsky.social
Like that meme from lemonsharks where they said things like “my ancestors watch me stuff myself with fried chicken while I study for the MCAT and say ‘Our daughter prospers. She eats like an emperor and studies like a mandarin’” or some such. Good times.
scalzi.com John Scalzi @scalzi.com · Aug 27
I would show my ancestors some of my episodes of Love Death + Robots and watch their utter confusion because they would have absolutely no context for any of it, and then I would give them ice cream and all would be forgiven.
brennanml.bsky.social ML Brennan @brennanml.bsky.social · Aug 27
Sometimes I ponder how my ancestors would judge me, and I feel like mostly they would just be incredibly excited about my ease of obtaining food, clean clothing, and transportation.

I can picture my great-great-grandmother --- "Your babies DON'T die of disease? Girl. GURL. Up here, right now."
August 27, 2023 at 7:28 PM
100minnow.bsky.social
AAWWHGDHSGW I LOVE LEMONSHARKS
July 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
sharks4kids.bsky.social
Shark Science Sunday
During our scientific workups, we take 3 length measurements of each lemon shark.
🍋 Total length
🍋 Fork Length
🍋 Pre-caudal Length

All research was done under permit from DECR
#sharkscience #lemonsharks #sharks #sharkresearch #sharktagging #savesharks #turksandcaicos
December 29, 2024 at 3:58 PM
serafinelea.bsky.social
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Flash sheet of lemon sharks with kelp and blood #woodcut style #lemonsharks #sharks #flashtattoos #flashtattoos #animals Image of a woodcut style acorns #acorns #leaves #woodcutstyle #acorns #leaves Image of a gator skull in a woodcut style as a flash tattoo #woodcutstyle #flashtattoo #gator #alligator #goth #macabre #occult #vulture culture #skull #flash #tattoo Illustration of a flash tattoo sheet with a bunch of skulls jaws teeth and othe culture culture and witchy paraphernalia #flash #tattoos #woodcutstyle #flashtattoo #rook #coyote #tooth #goth #macabre #occult #vulture culture #skull #flash #tattoo #witchy #antler
November 17, 2024 at 7:52 PM
ellieboren.bsky.social
Elite tier internet #Pride content! (Hat tip to @kathpup.bsky.social for bringing it to my attention)
Screengrab of a tumblr post with a picture of a fluffy grey & black cat holding a Pride flag in its mouth. It is captioned “pride month!!!” Screengrab of replies to the Pride cat post. lemonsharks: Is that a miette? jeanjauthor: Pride for you! Pride for a thousand years!! lost-and-cursed: you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
June 2, 2026 at 1:24 AM
koukipsy.bsky.social
mine switches between pv/purelily, science shit, and ANIMALS;!!! WATER ANIMALS!!!! WHEN I WAS FORCED TO MAKE A WEBSITE I MADE IT ALL ABT SHARKS I AM SO HAPPY LEMONSHARKS ARE YELLOW!! TO BLEND INTO THE SAND!!
August 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
joeymaier.bsky.social
ProTip: You are not a BRUV, so don't put the bait bag between your legs. Failure to heed this advice may result in being nibbled on by baby #lemonsharks

File this one under Completely Preventable #shark Bites (CPSB):

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May 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
ithayla.bsky.social
lemonsharks My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn: Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined. sighinastorm I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that. fantasyboudicca My ancestors, watching me stuff my face with fried chicken while studying: She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar. WE MADE IT fantasyboudicca My ancestors, watching me stuff my face with fried chicken while studying: She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar. WE MADE IT zarohk My ancestors, watching me research a controversy in religious history on Wikipedia: "He can research like a rebbe, ask dangerous questions, and study with others from miles When I put on a mask: "He can protect himself from the plague without being accused of spreading it. How wonderful! And bathing regularly." spinningorigins Me: *Dyes my hair bright teal* My ancestors: *Hooting and jumping around like monkeys* trashbagapocalypse I really really like this. I imagine my ancestors rooting for me proudly beyond the veil after getting a huge bowl of chocolate ice cream, a big mug full to the brim with hot chocolate and sitting on my bed as I watch my comfort show for the 134th time as a reward for getting my to- do list done because "fuck yes she did it! Our child is victorious and triumphs once again!" manypersons My ancestors watching me say "I'm hungry" and then proceed to get up and grab enough food to make a seven course dinner: Our child. Our progeny! They eat like royalty. They go to school!
September 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
sharkposting.bsky.social
YAAY LEMONSHARKS
a picture of a lemon shark getting pet
ALT: a picture of a lemon shark getting pet
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November 17, 2024 at 11:59 AM
jobeans.bsky.social
lemonsharks: My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid- autumn: Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined. sighinastorm: I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being "soft" or some crap like that. fantasyboudicca: My ancestors, watching me stuff my face with fried chicken while studying: She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar. WE MADE IT
May 18, 2026 at 10:22 PM
biminisharkgirl.bsky.social
Project Lemon Aid: I am incredibly proud of this research and education project. The best ( and IMHO most important) part of this project is getting students into the field.

Check out our blog to learn more @sharks4kids.bsky.social

www.sharks4kids.com/post/project...

#sharkresearch #lemonsharks
June 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
shy118.bsky.social
Both for sure✨️ Lemonsharks are basically dogs🪸 Ragged tooth sharks are just old men who want to tell you stories🦈😭 And Bull sharks are probably your wolves🐺
October 22, 2024 at 2:46 PM