Alright. It's starting
Hegseth vs A Head Of Lettuce
Hegseth vs A Head Of Lettuce
November 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Alright. It's starting
Hegseth vs A Head Of Lettuce
Hegseth vs A Head Of Lettuce
I’m still nervous about buying produce especially lettuce products after the explosive diarrhea summer we just had so I’m all in on El-Sayed’s ‘crap lettuce’ bill idea to restore the parts of the FDA & CDC gutted by Trump, RFK jr & DOGE.
El-Sayed: "The first 3 things we have to do is end this war -- we need a war powers resolution that brings war-making capacity back to Congress -- number 2, ending this tariff regime & war against Canada, but number 3, stopping the nuclear bomb that's about to go off in our healthcare system ... "
November 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I’m still nervous about buying produce especially lettuce products after the explosive diarrhea summer we just had so I’m all in on El-Sayed’s ‘crap lettuce’ bill idea to restore the parts of the FDA & CDC gutted by Trump, RFK jr & DOGE.
HEGSETH LETTUCE WATCH
Hearing lots of anger from Trump’s orbit about how GOP is getting killed over the Iran war, including from one source close to WH:
“If any good comes out of tonight for the Republican Party, it’s that no Repulican president will ever listen to imbeciles like Mark Levin and Marc Thiessen again”
“If any good comes out of tonight for the Republican Party, it’s that no Repulican president will ever listen to imbeciles like Mark Levin and Marc Thiessen again”
November 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
HEGSETH LETTUCE WATCH
deep cover Lib Dem 'agent lettuce' continues to be the most deadly operative we have
Liz Truss demonstrating her unerring ability to be in exactly the wrong place at exactly the wrong time
November 6, 2026 at 12:57 AM
deep cover Lib Dem 'agent lettuce' continues to be the most deadly operative we have
Knock, knock....
Who’s there?
Lettuce....
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
#RupertsComedyShow
Who’s there?
Lettuce....
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
#RupertsComedyShow
November 7, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Knock, knock....
Who’s there?
Lettuce....
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
#RupertsComedyShow
Who’s there?
Lettuce....
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
#RupertsComedyShow
"something's off about this cabbage," i thought for a whole five minutes before i realized i was chopping up iceberg lettuce
November 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
"something's off about this cabbage," i thought for a whole five minutes before i realized i was chopping up iceberg lettuce
lettuce?
yeah, lettuce rejoice!
more croutons
🍞🍞🍞
yeah, lettuce rejoice!
more croutons
🍞🍞🍞
November 6, 2026 at 10:39 PM
lettuce?
yeah, lettuce rejoice!
more croutons
🍞🍞🍞
yeah, lettuce rejoice!
more croutons
🍞🍞🍞
Celebrating Talarico's win with a big fat grilled head of lettuce.
November 4, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Celebrating Talarico's win with a big fat grilled head of lettuce.
please enjoy this canadian press photo of vancouver mayor pete fry being hit by lettuce during the lion dance ceremony at his inauguration
November 2, 2026 at 11:47 PM
please enjoy this canadian press photo of vancouver mayor pete fry being hit by lettuce during the lion dance ceremony at his inauguration
“Nasty crap lettuce” 💪 get. they. ass. Senator-Elect Dr. El-Sayed!
November 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
“Nasty crap lettuce” 💪 get. they. ass. Senator-Elect Dr. El-Sayed!
Nasty crap lettuce AND MEASLES
November 5, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Nasty crap lettuce AND MEASLES
Morgan began by asking whether she actually liked lettuce. 🤣
November 7, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Morgan began by asking whether she actually liked lettuce. 🤣
In Liz we Truss
Lettuce celebrate
Lettuce celebrate
November 4, 2026 at 9:12 PM
In Liz we Truss
Lettuce celebrate
Lettuce celebrate
One of the things El-Sayed said that I think is absolutely right is that you need hundreds of little targeted bills like the “Stop Crap in Lettuce” bill and force Trump to veto them.
So that people understand what exactly is happening as it happens.
So that people understand what exactly is happening as it happens.
Been thinking about this—substance matters but maybe the perceived momentum matters even more. Like, whether you lean more towards accountability or oversight or ___, the goal should be endless activity. Show the country that this Congress is On The Case(s). Democrats are the Do-Something Party.
The last time Democrats had something like this margin was in the first two years of the Obama administration (257-178), but that majority was soon crushed by the Tea Party wave in 2010.
Political power doesn't last forever. Use it or lose it.
Political power doesn't last forever. Use it or lose it.
November 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
One of the things El-Sayed said that I think is absolutely right is that you need hundreds of little targeted bills like the “Stop Crap in Lettuce” bill and force Trump to veto them.
So that people understand what exactly is happening as it happens.
So that people understand what exactly is happening as it happens.
Lettuce on the menu?
November 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Lettuce on the menu?
forbidden lettuce
NYC Natural History Museum: Pyromorphite. Often I don't see it in this apple green color. Often it's more of an olive, yellow, brown or orange in coloration.
November 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
forbidden lettuce
Lettuce forget this ever happened
November 4, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Lettuce forget this ever happened
Was the salad … fresh?
(German inpired joke where salad == lettuce)
(German inpired joke where salad == lettuce)
November 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Was the salad … fresh?
(German inpired joke where salad == lettuce)
(German inpired joke where salad == lettuce)
AES on Morning Joe yesterday made a point of saying, essentially, who says no to a law that makes the FDA make sure lettuce isn't covered in shit.
November 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
AES on Morning Joe yesterday made a point of saying, essentially, who says no to a law that makes the FDA make sure lettuce isn't covered in shit.
two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions
November 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions
El-Sayed: "When you nominate someone like RFK Jr who is anti-science to run HHS, what you get is a bunch of nasty crap lettuce in the state of Michigan. So my position is I'm gonna assume I'm not going to support you until proven otherwise. So the bar is going to be extremely high."
November 5, 2026 at 2:36 PM
El-Sayed: "When you nominate someone like RFK Jr who is anti-science to run HHS, what you get is a bunch of nasty crap lettuce in the state of Michigan. So my position is I'm gonna assume I'm not going to support you until proven otherwise. So the bar is going to be extremely high."
Also "removing red tape" is capitalist dogwhistle for shit lettuce and land rape
November 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Also "removing red tape" is capitalist dogwhistle for shit lettuce and land rape